tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post115552962739585710..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: The Yellow Jaguar's Evil Hand Closes InFirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155842682050614912006-08-17T12:24:00.001-07:002006-08-17T12:24:00.001-07:00Nobody better piss in it!Nobody better piss in it!Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155842646862901922006-08-17T12:24:00.000-07:002006-08-17T12:24:00.000-07:00That's it FN, class up the joint a little bit. Ni...That's it FN, class up the joint a little bit. Nice.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155694876002850242006-08-15T19:21:00.000-07:002006-08-15T19:21:00.000-07:00beast: not gonna...touch...that one. nope.g:how bo...beast: not gonna...touch...that one. nope.<BR/>g:how bout we put that statue in the middle of a big fountain in the city park, make it so it lights up, and water could cascade prettily out the top of the wand. a lamp-fountain is exactly the kind of high class civic art sumas needs.<BR/>mizB: we will collect all the change tha people throw into the lamp-fountain and put it towards your 'Bohimian to SanFran' fund.<BR/>dave: only bt. k we leave to the dingoes.<BR/>in the sumas of the future graffitti will be an art form. a 'free graffitti' card can be purchased at city hall for 6 million dollars.<BR/>spin: public nudity is a licensed option in the sumas of the future, not a requirement. photos must be submitted to the Generalisimo of Development for consideration. town beautification, you know.<BR/>danator: certainly. the zoo must consist of invisible animals, though. like bacteria and those icky cave-fish you can see through.<BR/>garfy: ive never actually felt the lack of a gopher in my life. we have moles...? how well do you tunnel?<BR/>cb: you can be Capo Di Tutti Capo for life of miscreant whacking. smack 'em with one of those big ol sculling oars..then its' tossem to the dingoes!<BR/>mudlark: yes you may. you may run all of the pits. the gravel pit, the barbecue pit, all the pit-related activites. You can be Pit Coordinator for Life. (gingerly pets Norman)FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155686098948473112006-08-15T16:54:00.000-07:002006-08-15T16:54:00.000-07:00If I lend you Spiny Norman, can I run your convers...If I lend you Spiny Norman, can I run your conversation pit?Mudlarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15245757313650716285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155680622755850522006-08-15T15:23:00.000-07:002006-08-15T15:23:00.000-07:00If I am ever forced to move back to the United Sta...If I am ever forced to move back to the United States of Hypicrisy, I will live in Sooooooomas, WA. It is clearly the last bastion of civlisation south of the Canadian border.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155678643222750842006-08-15T14:50:00.000-07:002006-08-15T14:50:00.000-07:00I fully concur with your well thought out and, fra...I fully concur with your well thought out and, frankly, quite reasonable policy proposals.<BR/><BR/>Can I be your gopher?<BR/><BR/>My rates are quite reasonable (excluding the expenses)garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155673167900855192006-08-15T13:19:00.000-07:002006-08-15T13:19:00.000-07:00I and my cats protest all the rules, just because ...I and my cats protest all the rules, just because that is our nature.<BR/><BR/>However, I'm sure that the acutal residents of Sumas would be far better off with you in charge.<BR/><BR/>I request nothing, unless it is a free PhD in Zoology. Then I can curate the new Opie Nations Memorial Zoo.Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155668151941346312006-08-15T11:55:00.000-07:002006-08-15T11:55:00.000-07:00Can I move in? I like the sound of a FN fascist st...Can I move in? I like the sound of a FN fascist state.<BR/><BR/>(I'm perfectly happy with the nudity so long as I can keep my own knickers on.)Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155667966981808442006-08-15T11:52:00.000-07:002006-08-15T11:52:00.000-07:00If I move there, can I BTK graffiti piddlers?If I move there, can I BTK graffiti piddlers?DavetheFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310714240845196050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155667361557545272006-08-15T11:42:00.000-07:002006-08-15T11:42:00.000-07:00Oooh! Uncircumcised? I say we make it the law of...Oooh! Uncircumcised? I say we make it the law of the land! Save the foreskin! 'Tis a cause near and dear to my boys heart! Fo sho!<BR/><BR/>Requests are being had? Oooh! I am a mean bitch! I say rapists and the like get their dicks chopped off, fed to them and they get to die a slow death...<BR/><BR/>John Cleese is divine! Chica, you got yourself some good taste indeed!<BR/><BR/>Can money be raised for bohemians to move back to SF? I promise to send you young, homeless guys with nice asses right on over with the MJ goods... after all, SF ain't the only city in the nation with the most MJ clinics for nothin'!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155665399772226632006-08-15T11:09:00.000-07:002006-08-15T11:09:00.000-07:00Since everyone else is whining, ah requesting - I'...Since everyone else is whining, ah requesting - I'd like a wand to be held right here in my alwys upstretched hand and a statue of my avatar in the town center near the visitors bureau. Where do I vote...in the sidebar? <BR/><BR/>I do like the doggie in goggles.<BR/><BR/>But from a planning perspective, I do think Venus' ass may cause a spike in people being er, rear ended.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155663103704423992006-08-15T10:31:00.000-07:002006-08-15T10:31:00.000-07:00I want a magic wand nowI want a magic wand nowBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155656115288193322006-08-15T08:35:00.000-07:002006-08-15T08:35:00.000-07:00claire: you should move here. i would make you Chi...claire: you should move here. i would make you Chief Adjudicator of Ass Fineness for the Happy Happy Homeless Shelter!<BR/>surly: working on getting you that fake i.d. right now.<BR/>billy: yes. they say 'see other side for directions'<BR/>arabella: relax, relax, this is America. everyone is carrying israeli semiautomtics, remember? the sword is purely ceremonial and used only on the flat for minion whapping in the absence of a magic wand.<BR/>neuro: you have a hose already. <BR/>it is long and black as i recall. <BR/>what you lack is water pressure.<BR/>lord, what a great double entendre.<BR/>noshit: how bout i name the Sumas river after you?<BR/>" is THAT the river?'<BR/>"No shit, sherlock.'<BR/>beast: too late. people see your avatar and those expectations naturally occur.<BR/>ugly old motherfucker ruined this country AND gave 'gay' a bad name.<BR/>ratso: so...perusing the harley periodicals, are we? looking at all the sweaty mens? like that 'leather bear' situation?<BR/>yeah, me too.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155646064449774242006-08-15T05:47:00.000-07:002006-08-15T05:47:00.000-07:00You can buy those UV goggles for dogs and they are...You can buy those UV goggles for dogs and they are called "doggles" no shit!<BR/><BR/>Don't forget during my short reign in Benin I named a Town Hall after you (later burned down by angry natives) - you could return the favour. If not a leather bar or cruising zone in the park would be appropriate.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155643408601961042006-08-15T05:03:00.000-07:002006-08-15T05:03:00.000-07:00How about the Beast 500 suck-a-thon ????No on seco...How about the Beast 500 suck-a-thon ????<BR/>No on second thoughts that may lead to some even more bizarre expectations.<BR/><BR/>Re old J edgar....what possessed the man to think he was gonna look good in a dress ????BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155622837605103522006-08-14T23:20:00.000-07:002006-08-14T23:20:00.000-07:00Ehehe... Hose.You forgot NSS Deli Monkey day too.A...Ehehe... Hose.<BR/>You forgot NSS Deli Monkey day too.<BR/>And my blog.<BR/>I want a sword.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15795545064619679647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155618724640643422006-08-14T22:12:00.000-07:002006-08-14T22:12:00.000-07:00Opie in an aviator's cap and Venus' sweet, lush as...Opie in an aviator's cap and Venus' sweet, lush ass?!?! I am freakin moving back.<BR/>I would also like a neighbor-blasting hose, please. Thank you.SSAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15073586333007264371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155617043252889512006-08-14T21:44:00.000-07:002006-08-14T21:44:00.000-07:00A cute dog is important, you're right. But I don't...A cute dog is important, you're right. But I don't see why you should be the only one with a sword. I mean, John of Gaunt didn't put up with that kind of thing (draws Rockmother to one side for intense, worried whispering....)Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976792737020577126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155578130193721712006-08-14T10:55:00.000-07:002006-08-14T10:55:00.000-07:00Are there going to be campaign badges?Are there going to be campaign badges?Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155577219622659312006-08-14T10:40:00.000-07:002006-08-14T10:40:00.000-07:00got my vote.got my vote.surly girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414631534757427023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155568166891003892006-08-14T08:09:00.000-07:002006-08-14T08:09:00.000-07:00well, then.i should hope that after you clean up y...well, then.<BR/><BR/>i should hope that after you clean up your small town that you move on to the rest of the country. I think a dog in a WWII cap with goggles is the most forward-thinking running mate we could hope to find here. <BR/><BR/>President First Nations has a good ring to it, i think.clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00251854992291809671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155568127844143172006-08-14T08:08:00.000-07:002006-08-14T08:08:00.000-07:00mj: as I am the pleased recipient of a tubal ligat...mj: as I am the pleased recipient of a tubal ligation some years back, that baby would have to be named 'Jesus'. <BR/>Jesus Cleese. yeah.<BR/>hendrix: cool! any job where the uniform is a metal hat with a fricken diamond on top of it the size of an apple AND a magic wand to bonk minions with AND a bottle of chambourd (just like the Infant of Prague!)is obviously made for me, and begging for my special talents.<BR/>beast: I see. the statue of you out in front of 'Ship Happens' is not tribute enough. Pfft. on the other hand I am all for nekkid hoovering races. I will amend the charter forthwith.<BR/>I get to say 'forthwith' because i am in government now.<BR/>tim: *snork* with venus wiliams around, you can always be certain of True North.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155560151390260402006-08-14T05:55:00.000-07:002006-08-14T05:55:00.000-07:00I like the Venus Williams bit.Can we dedicate some...I like the Venus Williams bit.<BR/><BR/>Can we dedicate something to her nipples that seem to protrude six inches even through an industrial strength sports bra?<BR/><BR/>If she played in the winter she'd take the umpire's eye out.Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155557840689964912006-08-14T05:17:00.000-07:002006-08-14T05:17:00.000-07:00What a ridiculous manifesto....1.No shrine to THE ...What a ridiculous manifesto....<BR/>1.No shrine to THE BEAST made of donuts.<BR/><BR/>2.No monthly Beast Day featuring Nekkid Hoovering races<BR/><BR/><BR/>To name but a few Beast related planks that are missing from your platform.<BR/>You will regret this when I am declared Supreme Ruler of the universe (excluding French Canada - One could excuse being french OR canadian as a minor oversite , but being both is just damn bad manners)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1155546562594287762006-08-14T02:09:00.000-07:002006-08-14T02:09:00.000-07:00"As will drunk people out in the field behind my h..."As will drunk people out in the field behind my home having loud, stupid arguements after dark. Unless they speak clearly and at least one of them is hooting and crying, when it then becomes free late night comedy entertainment and gives me a an excuse to blast people with the hose, which is something I live for"<BR/><BR/>They do that in Edinburgh and call it the "Festival". Unfortunately they forgot about the hose bit. (And its not free)<BR/><BR/>Sounds like a good manifesto though. When you're done there you can come over and run Britain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com