tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post115964789775211295..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: stupid and immature things i have done recentlyFirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159903526011429012006-10-03T12:25:00.000-07:002006-10-03T12:25:00.000-07:00fn, i think it's time you switched to decaf coffee...fn, i think it's time you switched to decaf coffee. although, i laughed so hard i snorted cola through my nose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159835035841105852006-10-02T17:23:00.000-07:002006-10-02T17:23:00.000-07:00spin: well, they do.cb: just askin!treespotter: as...spin: well, they do.<BR/>cb: just askin!<BR/>treespotter: aside from the bare pussy, it might very well have been better your way, too. <BR/>tick: welcome! you go right ahead.<BR/>minka:oh good. thank you. evolution mumbles sometimes.<BR/>awaiting: just try the bleach and pee one. yeah. or not.<BR/>tim: broccoli. innnnnnteresting. see beast and his boiled beetroot.<BR/>claire: oh god, cheese. and it backs them up, too. then they do that scooty thing across the carpet. fun times.<BR/>beast: i run a class comment salon, what can i say?<BR/>neva: my tater does the same thing. audibly. awwwww, he luvs him mommy!<BR/>*punt*<BR/>danator: you have to google:images with VERVE.<BR/>claire: exactly. see, she gets it!<BR/>homoE: dont try to quantify it. just let go and floooooooooooat....<BR/>pam: yup, check. ever fed a cat frozen peas? try it sometime. we can compare notes.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159824738028443542006-10-02T14:32:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:32:00.000-07:00You totally crack me up. Your vivid descriptions ...You totally crack me up. Your vivid descriptions have got me going. <BR/><BR/>Never feed the dog garlic and onion spaghetti sauce. The resulting emissions will render your home uninhabitable for hours. <BR/><BR/>Not that I do that. Much.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159820057158614512006-10-02T13:14:00.000-07:002006-10-02T13:14:00.000-07:00Great Day in the Morning that was funny.Mind you o...Great Day in the Morning that was funny.<BR/>Mind you one could have a veritable Freudian Field Day with all of the Anal Obssessing but what the hell..<BR/>I take it you don't have cable?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159817035307462952006-10-02T12:23:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:23:00.000-07:00Beast - it's simple, really.Farts = Funny.Beast - it's simple, really.<BR/><BR/>Farts = Funny.clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00251854992291809671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159816241240863202006-10-02T12:10:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:10:00.000-07:00See, the problem here is, you forgot that hornets ...See, the problem here is, you forgot that hornets are <I>eeeee-villll</I>, and even if you think you have them bested, you have only walked into their sadistic trap. Beware!<BR/><BR/>I'm not going to even address the dog farts. I've got some childhood trauma from that you wouldn't believe.<BR/><BR/>BTW, I want to know where you get your pictures, FN. I can't ever get anything half that funny from Googling. But maybe I don't have enough time on my hands... ;o)Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159814535329216962006-10-02T11:42:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:42:00.000-07:00sadly, Max (our Beardie) only allows SBDs to slip ...sadly, Max (our Beardie) only allows SBDs to slip out while he's napping. even more sad is the fact that he does this while he's napping at my feet while i'm on the computer. <I>sigh</I>.<BR/><BR/>as for Martha's suggestion? actually, it's a good one, for tomatos will keep puppy pee from burning your lawn, so, you know... it's a trade off: screwed up ozone vs green grass. you decide. <BR/><BR/>stir up a hornet's nest? shit, i wouldn't have done that back in my own bad drinking days, let alone NOW! xox <BR/><BR/>by the way, we've got a nice Darwin-related post up on the Snark you might enjoy... assuming you can see through the fart-fumes to do so!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159810311460380372006-10-02T10:31:00.000-07:002006-10-02T10:31:00.000-07:00Have you noticed they all focus on the fart joke.....Have you noticed they all focus on the fart joke..... a poignant comment on the human condition....possibly.<BR/>Except for Chaucers Bitch who is obviously a LaydeeeeeBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159809622151360052006-10-02T10:20:00.000-07:002006-10-02T10:20:00.000-07:00god, if dogfarts were just a funny noise, it would...god, if dogfarts were just a funny noise, it would totally be worth it.<BR/><BR/>sadly, the stink is just too toxic for me to do it on purpose.<BR/><BR/>cheese always makes a healthy stank, btw.clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00251854992291809671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159758759436670482006-10-01T20:12:00.000-07:002006-10-01T20:12:00.000-07:00For particularly fragrant effusions, try broccoli....For particularly fragrant effusions, try broccoli.Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159754364159533252006-10-01T18:59:00.000-07:002006-10-01T18:59:00.000-07:00Gosh darn if that wasn't funny! Good thing I neve...Gosh darn if that wasn't funny! Good thing I never tried any of them!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159748228216812592006-10-01T17:17:00.000-07:002006-10-01T17:17:00.000-07:00Evolution is trying to tell you that inventive, no...Evolution is trying to tell you that inventive, non-conformity people have all the fun and surprises to add spice to their lifes!Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159735466683750472006-10-01T13:44:00.000-07:002006-10-01T13:44:00.000-07:00why don't I visit here more often? must put in a l...why don't I visit here more often? must put in a link.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159729318559828412006-10-01T12:01:00.000-07:002006-10-01T12:01:00.000-07:00i couldn't see the pix on this post, so will have ...i couldn't see the pix on this post, so will have to make do with wild and vivid imagination. it was funny.<BR/><BR/>my dog eat guava from time to time. maybe i should try tomatoes.<BR/><BR/>word verif says "faqke"<BR/><BR/>that's how the southern polynesian pronounce 'fucked'Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13453903374418067594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159723910389282752006-10-01T10:31:00.000-07:002006-10-01T10:31:00.000-07:00of course i'm not going to go out with Mr. Anonymo...of course i'm not going to go out with Mr. Anonymous. What kind of question is that?!?! (well, given my history, a pretty good one, i s'pose.) but no, i'm not. we've got a friendly little email reparte' going because, as i told him, when someone extends the hand of friendship i don't take it lightly and i don't dismiss it w/o good reason. he seems a neat guy, and we have some common interests, so perhaps we will be friends. but nothing more. i'm very happy with my Pirate's booty, spank you very much.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159719365339647892006-10-01T09:16:00.000-07:002006-10-01T09:16:00.000-07:00"And they zip around and look every time, too, lik..."And they zip around and look every time, too, like 'Dang! My ass did that thing again!'"<BR/><BR/>I LMFAO to that one too.Spinsterellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08611660308963083276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159716323023653732006-10-01T08:25:00.000-07:002006-10-01T08:25:00.000-07:00woops, cb: you can be juvenile and uncreative here...woops, cb: you can be juvenile and uncreative here all you want. this is liberty hall. so, are you gonna go out with 'anonymous'??????FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159716264977550552006-10-01T08:24:00.000-07:002006-10-01T08:24:00.000-07:00noshit: what, fart or attack? although with cats t...noshit: what, fart or attack? although with cats thats kinda the same thing. nothing worse than cat ass fumes.<BR/>frobi: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i know. but its not like being in public stops me from doing this kind of thing either.<BR/>beast: omg. beets? purple beets? thats....actually pretty cool. thanks for the top tip, beast!!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159702349544712662006-10-01T04:32:00.000-07:002006-10-01T04:32:00.000-07:00FN, i've sunk to a new level. i never thought i u...FN, i've sunk to a new level. i never thought i use such a juvenile and uncreative phrase in a comment box, but here goes:<BR/><BR/><BR/>OMG!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>That is all.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159695605129487992006-10-01T02:40:00.000-07:002006-10-01T02:40:00.000-07:00FN , all quality home entertainement suggestions. ...FN , all quality home entertainement suggestions. for extra startling colour and messy, noisy, suprise follow thru try cooked beetroot instead of tomatoes.Possibly best kept for suprise feedings of anoying neighbours dogsBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159690149434317032006-10-01T01:09:00.000-07:002006-10-01T01:09:00.000-07:00Shall I be the first to say "perhaps you should ge...Shall I be the first to say "perhaps you should get out more" Hmm Hmm?Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1159666445678025152006-09-30T18:34:00.000-07:002006-09-30T18:34:00.000-07:00w00t! I get first. My cat does that if you pick hi...w00t! I get first. <BR/>My cat does that if you pick him up while he's napping. Self defence against my idiot sister, me thinks.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15795545064619679647noreply@blogger.com