tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post1728310722366152562..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: passing in america: image and identityFirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-16572317194604775552007-10-03T20:07:00.000-07:002007-10-03T20:07:00.000-07:00I'm half an injun, didja know that? Huh? eh? Spent...I'm half an injun, didja know that? Huh? eh? Spent my childhood in the gospel hall and on the trap line.I can skin a mink and recite half the bible. And I swallow.<BR/> <BR/>rockAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-77023879846320610532007-09-12T11:27:00.000-07:002007-09-12T11:27:00.000-07:00dinahmow: if that's all you wear, yeah; probably.'...dinahmow: if that's all you wear, yeah; probably.<BR/><BR/>'shot: thanks! it's on it's way to the Amazon!<BR/><BR/>pumpkin: i copied the picture of queen elizabeth from my coloring book. plus i made up some.<BR/><BR/>mutaidong: and a hearty 'Gung hay fat choy' to you too, steam dumpling boil have small pork!<BR/><BR/><BR/>mj: OOOOOOOOH, GYP-SEEEEES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES! i heard it from the people in the towns, they called us GYP-SEEEEEES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES!<BR/>...but ever naaaaaght all th' men 'ud come arooooooon....<BR/>...an lay they mownay daooooooown.....<BR/><BR/>beast: come back here! i have to sew your pants up! they're falling....um. <BR/><BR/>oh, nothing. never mind. did i say-? no, no no no. nothings wrong.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-51758637167577912892007-09-12T09:46:00.000-07:002007-09-12T09:46:00.000-07:00I havnt got time to read at the moment , I have to...I havnt got time to read at the moment , I have to run off and do something unpleasant with two tins of chick peas and a packet of rocket.....<BR/>It will all end in a violent attack of the squirts with value added pebble dashing<BR/>I HATE THIS HEALTHY EATING MULARKEYBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-83914037950986301212007-09-12T08:26:00.000-07:002007-09-12T08:26:00.000-07:00Half-breed, that's all I ever heardHalf-breed, how...Half-breed, that's all I ever heard<BR/>Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word<BR/>Half-breed, she's no good they warned<BR/>Both sides were against me since the day I was born.<BR/><BR/>Now I can't get that song out of my head. Damn you and your Cher pic!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-79661134857375892282007-09-12T07:12:00.000-07:002007-09-12T07:12:00.000-07:00Spatter spatter spatter! They the leaves. Not th...Spatter spatter spatter! They the leaves. Not the leaves. They the waterfall liquid drops rumble...<BR/><BR/>Man bug parent female?Mu Tai Donghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14492637882088387333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-31824697558156622772007-09-12T04:11:00.000-07:002007-09-12T04:11:00.000-07:00Lmao....I just read the post on 'the English' and ...Lmao....I just read the post on 'the English' and I have to say it was pure genius.....I'm still laughing. I also liked the description of Scotland (being I'm Scottish) and yes, the sound of bagpipes does make the sheep sad...but you should see the effect it has on the Haggis!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I loved this post and I adored that post.....pure dead brilliant!!!!!<BR/>xPumpkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06592024755337057876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-4839983212518030192007-09-11T16:02:00.000-07:002007-09-11T16:02:00.000-07:00FN: Here ya go, have at it with all the photos you...FN: Here ya go, have at it with all the photos you like. I've found that the bigger (while slower) the better.<BR/><BR/>http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk//Transformer/Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-40749429395296962792007-09-11T14:43:00.000-07:002007-09-11T14:43:00.000-07:00OK, so if I want to pop across the line from Vanco...OK, so if I want to pop across the line from Vancouver I need one o' them thar travel ticket things? Or can I just go straight to Lynden if I wear a Dutch cap?dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-5082521813670448192007-09-11T14:00:00.000-07:002007-09-11T14:00:00.000-07:00reg: omg! be secret! peasants are NOT SUPPOSED TO...reg: omg! be secret! peasants are NOT SUPPOSED TO READ! they could get their heads cut off and then there would be a war!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-85167749279866984512007-09-11T13:47:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:47:00.000-07:00FN,That was brilliant!! One of the funniest things...FN,<BR/><BR/>That was brilliant!! One of the funniest things I've read in ages (hope that doesn't sound patronising - see, I'm being English and apologising before I'm told I'm an arse!)<BR/> I shall print that off and show it to my fellow peasant chums tomorrow - once I've cleared out the plague dead from my hovel and then poached a wild boar from Big Q's forest.Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-38899138565971880142007-09-11T13:35:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:35:00.000-07:00danator: you go back far enough, everyone in the a...danator: you go back far enough, everyone in the americas is supposed to have walked over from mongolia. which is probably why the bering land bridge is underwater now because thats a shitload of foot traffic, yo. between them and people washing up from Atlantis and Mu and Lemuria and shit it's a wonder we have any real estate left at all.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-17928455308905648222007-09-11T13:24:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:24:00.000-07:00Actually, aren't most Mexicans descended from Nati...Actually, aren't most Mexicans descended from Native Americans? I mean, yo, who were the conquistadores killing and raping, anyway?<BR/><BR/>You are really on a roll, lately, FN, aren't you?Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-16762499541709364582007-09-11T13:15:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:15:00.000-07:00awaiting: oh, thy're there. they're sneaky like th...awaiting: oh, thy're there. they're sneaky like that. you probably have six or seven in your garage RIGHT NOW. go look quick!<BR/><BR/>aw, not quick enough.<BR/><BR/>'shot: oo, i am all over that. my daughter The Stainless Steel Amazon is all about the Botticelli!!<BR/><BR/>Reg: <A HREF="http://1hplovecraft.blogspot.com/2007/04/peeled-sheep-braised-in-diesel.html" REL="nofollow">I'm waaaaay ahead of you, Reggie me lad.</A>FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-12302129407761876372007-09-11T12:20:00.000-07:002007-09-11T12:20:00.000-07:00Ok, ok, ok, I know I would be a tourist but they d...Ok, ok, ok, I know I would be a tourist but they don't fool me that easily. That can't be authentic! Mike has just stuck a ferret on his head while Sue has gone for the lampshade look (with matching bedspread).<BR/> Over here in the land of your former imperialist masters, we all still wear suits of armour, you know? Mind you, that's more to do with the crime rate than tradition.Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-23951940679629050672007-09-11T11:51:00.000-07:002007-09-11T11:51:00.000-07:00"what happened to the modigliani? i liked it!"(blu..."what happened to the modigliani? i liked it!"(blush) I didn't think anyone would notice.<BR/><BR/>Then Modigliani it is (when I get home)! <BR/><BR/>It's actual a photo of me Modiglianized courtesy of some software. It does Botticelli as well.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-60971979131095432382007-09-11T11:26:00.000-07:002007-09-11T11:26:00.000-07:00In all my 29 years in Mississippi, I hardly ever r...In all my 29 years in Mississippi, I hardly ever run across Native Americans...although the many counties in Mississippi derive/are Native American names. <BR/><BR/>I mean, I pass Mexicans every day, but no Native Americans.<BR/><BR/>We do have the Choctaw Indian Fair which is very popular in Mississippi.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-45769631507575706062007-09-11T11:01:00.000-07:002007-09-11T11:01:00.000-07:00rimshot: the men out here in the northwest grow lo...rimshot: the men out here in the northwest grow long, wispy beards, the kind you see on Ainu people and Polynesian guys. i have a small moustache which I blame of having been raised catholic. what happened to the modigliani? i liked it!<BR/><BR/>billy: real America, the one you never see portrayed in the media, is a very bizarre, funny and cool place, and it's because of the strange and wonderful creative solutions people have come up with in order to co-exist. i wish more was said on the SUCCESS of diversity here instead of the failures.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-30533126440965143122007-09-11T10:00:00.000-07:002007-09-11T10:00:00.000-07:00Fascinating stuff - I've learned something today!Fascinating stuff - I've learned something today!Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-8861036478651655752007-09-11T09:03:00.000-07:002007-09-11T09:03:00.000-07:00That was a great read, thanks!Hmmm, I've got fair ...That was a great read, thanks!<BR/><BR/>Hmmm, I've got fair skin, blue eyes and the odd freckle too! Maybe I'm NA!?!? That would explain...um...nothing.<BR/><BR/>Although I'm quite jealous of the not growing a beard thing. I hate shaving. (or is that a myth?)<BR/><BR/>Being German, I'm always amazed at the magnitude of the under-carpet-sweeping of the disenfranchizement and genocide of the NA at the hands of the Anglo-Saxon white europeans. They tend to quickly turn the page at that point in history class ('Murican edjumacational system). Should there not be some sort of Western Hemisphere Holocaust Memorial?Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-79222500730399688812007-09-11T09:01:00.000-07:002007-09-11T09:01:00.000-07:00me too...i'm a mud, though-brown hair and eyes, ki...me too...i'm a mud, though-brown hair and eyes, kinda chinese looking but kinda german looking and 100% cracker. a lot of folks out here on the coast look like me, but i got the epicanthic fold and the flat features just to confuse things further.<BR/>native pride is just burgeoning out this way. so far it consists of small fancydancing competitions and localized festivals that mr. ofay isn't really encouraged to take part in.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-54663284605023218052007-09-11T08:21:00.000-07:002007-09-11T08:21:00.000-07:00strangely enough, it's the exact opposite here. i ...strangely enough, it's the exact opposite here. i really don't know why, but every year, the choctaw tribes in philadelphia and natchez have fairs and stuff, and you won't find a single blonde in the bunch. they're super nice too.<BR/><BR/>just by looking at me, it's impossible to tell my great-grandparents were full-blooded indians. i've got blue eyes, freckles, and pale skin that won't tan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com