tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post1738218922419693852..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: Red Whale Shark Has Strange Playings: Majorcan Gambit!FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-58896872558684814022008-10-18T19:03:00.000-07:002008-10-18T19:03:00.000-07:00One thing that er struck me when reading ninetee...One thing that er struck me when reading nineteenth century porn was the obsession of the male writers with female pubic hair - you could comb and curler the stuff, there was such a profusion of it and it seemed to attract and repel equally. Perhaps because they were so deprived at the art gallery?<BR/><BR/>Got nothing on the whanging thing. Nope.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55490723176206771762008-10-18T18:25:00.000-07:002008-10-18T18:25:00.000-07:00You finally popped your YouPorn cherry?I strongly ...You finally popped your YouPorn cherry?<BR/><BR/>I strongly agree with your complaints...so much for the <I>suspension of disbelief</I>!<BR/><BR/>Both of those preposterous displays are insipid. Although some with propensities that veer towards the S&M spectrum might not take issue with the cheek whappin', but the weiner whiplash is beyond the pale.<BR/><BR/>Take heart, the Pros are already taking over YouPorn because they are prolly losing customers to these freebies...cheapskate, bloody, pervs can't afford $1.99/Min.<BR/><BR/>Damn this recession all to hell. If America can't afford porn, gas and groceries then, well it's all over but the cryin'.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-43674722277485464442008-10-18T10:06:00.000-07:002008-10-18T10:06:00.000-07:00OUCH!!!GodammitOUCH!!!<BR/><BR/>GodammitBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-47006570617450201752008-10-16T04:59:00.000-07:002008-10-16T04:59:00.000-07:00It the same reason as when someone takes an asprin...It the same reason as when someone takes an asprin on screen and throws their head back. Nobody does that in real life, its for dramatical effect. Ditto porn.<BR/><BR/><B>or</B><BR/><BR/>Women like being dominated, so a slap on the ass reassures them that they are the passive partner, and the man is in the driving seat.<BR/><BR/>Wacks Beast with a rolled up copy of Peoples' Friend.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-35608018614686507782008-10-16T04:21:00.000-07:002008-10-16T04:21:00.000-07:00I always thought it would be good if willies made ...I always thought it would be good if willies made a sound like a light sabre, now that I'd pay to see.realdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084002807834145023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-73066068738712673702008-10-15T21:17:00.000-07:002008-10-15T21:17:00.000-07:00If my husband whapped my face with his member I'd ...If my husband whapped my face with his member I'd have to slap him upside his head with my fist. That is akin to grabbing my ears when i'm in an orally giving situation. Just. Don't. Death will ensue.Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00977898784588176802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-87883017390101854572008-10-15T19:24:00.000-07:002008-10-15T19:24:00.000-07:00Also, comparing Boogie Nights-era porn with the mo...Also, comparing Boogie Nights-era porn with the modern stuff demonstrates the extent to which modern ladies are expected to exfoliate their nether regions. If that movie had been accurate, Heather Graham should have had a plantation down there.<BR/><BR/>I think we're going back to the 19th century, raising a new generation of youths who don't know women have pubes.Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-77659042753102159982008-10-15T10:58:00.000-07:002008-10-15T10:58:00.000-07:00Or whatever's within whapping distance....that fuc...Or whatever's within whapping distance....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>that fuckin killed me... <BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>ill have to agree with the beast man on this one... "because we can."<BR/><BR/><BR/>although i doubt i would get away with that shit at home either...<BR/><BR/><BR/>*plans for some after work face/weiner whapping with the cheese*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-80005698051300154312008-10-15T06:06:00.000-07:002008-10-15T06:06:00.000-07:00see the all seeing all knowing Beast knows these t...see the all seeing all knowing Beast knows these things :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1854317901426531812008-10-15T05:25:00.000-07:002008-10-15T05:25:00.000-07:00i almost whipped my boobies out the other day at a...i almost whipped my boobies out the other day at a client's house...we were outside talking and one of those chinese lady bugs dropped in my cleavage and started biting my nipple...i told them "either i have to use your bathroom or i have to whip out my boob because this bug is killing me"...thankfully their bathroom was close :)<BR/>and i did say WHA HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-16193636674254866672008-10-15T05:23:00.000-07:002008-10-15T05:23:00.000-07:00i have no idea FN i think it's stupid too...if som...i have no idea FN i think it's stupid too...if someone starts smacking me in the ass while in the throws i would more than likely punch him...<BR/>and the dick smacking thing...that doesn't work at all...and i would have to say that if that happened to my face while i was there i would spit instead of swallow...<BR/>that's just me though...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-85597231905170322592008-10-14T22:56:00.000-07:002008-10-14T22:56:00.000-07:00I'm coming down to Whatcom County and together we'...I'm coming down to Whatcom County and together we'll wave our jugs about and yell 'WHA HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY' and see what kind of reaction we get from the locals.<BR/><BR/>Failing that, we'll get good and liquored up and we'll remove the banana from Beast's butt and give his behind a good old-fashioned whooping. WITH the banana.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-30375170479830180062008-10-14T22:38:00.000-07:002008-10-14T22:38:00.000-07:00My hypothosis is becuase one can .If you give a sm...My hypothosis is<BR/><I> becuase one can </I>.<BR/>If you give a small child a bendy rubber hammer they will run about whapping things with it , and porn is all about base motives and stuff , therefore give someone a bendy whappy thing easily to hand (a todger in this case)and a few minutes to fill and as sure as eggs is eggs they will whap things with it.<BR/><B> ****accepts Nobel prize for phsycology**** </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-9287285145082379932008-10-14T21:21:00.000-07:002008-10-14T21:21:00.000-07:00Hmmmm, I have only viewed real hard pore cornograp...Hmmmm, I have only viewed real hard pore cornography twice in my entire life (well that does not count having to listen to the very loud naughty channel next door at the Sheraton once). What I viewed at an actual theater called the Screening Room in SF was a series of very short stories of people having sex, it was mostly straight sex or women fantasizing about making it with a pig and masturbating, it was not deviant. My second viewing was a video treasured by someone who shall remain nameless and that vid actually had sort of a plot but was short on men with long schlongs because the main actor had to wear a ski mask as the other characters in these skits. Again there was no deviant sex, just a group of guys twirling their johnson's as a threatening gesture to the woman who was supposed to choose of of them for her dream fantasy. Ewwwwwwwwww!\<BR/>However, literature certainly reflects the dominant/submissive lifestyle which includes fanny whacking etc etc. I'm just saying it doesn't translate well to film. I have seen steamier scenes on Miami Vice!Retro Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12699048985142240493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-70601728657715953362008-10-14T19:02:00.000-07:002008-10-14T19:02:00.000-07:00beast: ive paused in my perpetual march around the...beast: ive paused in my perpetual march around the property waving my jugs about and yelling 'whahey' to reply as follows: WHY????<BR/><BR/>garfer: are you sure it just isn't a strange convention of the form, like big freaky moustaches and white socks? which is not to demean your personal appearance, I'm just saying.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-89258954169207058922008-10-14T14:21:00.000-07:002008-10-14T14:21:00.000-07:00It's an example of the exploitative nature of porn...It's an example of the exploitative nature of porn; a medium that constantly demeans women as sex objects.<BR/><BR/>Actually, youporn and it's ilk are a good thing as they show just how boring hard core porn is. Oh it's another orgy with dwarves and ladyboys! Yawn.<BR/><BR/>Porn and erotica have nothing in common.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-5675539495191086012008-10-14T13:28:00.000-07:002008-10-14T13:28:00.000-07:00Come on girls if you had a weiner you would want t...Come on girls if you had a weiner you would want to whap things with it just like I know for damn sure if I had a big pair of mamouth hooters and was in the privacy of my own home I would sure want to grab one in each hand , waggle the up and down and shout<BR/>'WHA HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY'<BR/>It would NEVER get old :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.com