tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post261003405524706106..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: Scarlet Ibis: The Hundred Flowers Blooming Ploy!FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-22426568093491485242008-03-30T10:52:00.000-07:002008-03-30T10:52:00.000-07:00well, that's my holiday for next year sorted. i am...well, that's my holiday for next year sorted. i am coming to stay with you and your family. i might never leave.<BR/><BR/>you have been warned.surly girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414631534757427023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-45208204818773118872008-03-29T09:55:00.000-07:002008-03-29T09:55:00.000-07:00pink: that purchase comes none too soon, young Jed...pink: that purchase comes none too soon, young Jedi. read on....<BR/><BR/>mj: some remaining sense of couth prohibits me from making the 'freak weather' comment that struggles to excape my lips...*struggling with lips*<BR/><BR/>daisy: at least hell has all the good special effects! it could be worse. you could have caught a bug and ended up in, say, Why, Oregon. that would SUCK.<BR/><BR/>beast; I think you've struck it! EMMERSON LAKE AND PALMER! i'd wondered what had become of their pseudo-intellectual asses! they have become MALIGN WEATHERLORDS!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>MJ: yes we did then, and this morning WE HAVE 2 INCHES OF SNOW!! please call ELP and tell them to cut it out already!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-49257811415704979962008-03-28T09:47:00.001-07:002008-03-28T09:47:00.001-07:00*throws snowball at Beast**throws snowball at Beast*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-30665253386525267432008-03-28T09:47:00.000-07:002008-03-28T09:47:00.000-07:00Nations, look out your window. It's snowing!Nations, look out your window. <BR/><BR/>It's snowing!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-26067150650317308682008-03-28T02:25:00.000-07:002008-03-28T02:25:00.000-07:00MJ is steppin out .....well la de dah***Beast doe...MJ is <B> steppin out</B> .....well la de dah<BR/><BR/>***Beast does mincing duchess impression***<BR/><BR/>We have also been having all major weather conditions within half an hour of each other....I blame the French , Celine Dion and Emmerson Lake and PalmerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-79820521394523886772008-03-28T00:02:00.000-07:002008-03-28T00:02:00.000-07:00i have no resistance...i thought i did but a bug g...i have no resistance...i thought i did but a bug got me and feel like i have taken persephone's place in hell!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55833754659340843982008-03-27T18:10:00.000-07:002008-03-27T18:10:00.000-07:00That's exactly what I said as I stepped out for th...That's exactly what I said as I stepped out for the evening yesterday...<BR/><BR/>"What's this freakyass weather?"<BR/><BR/>It hailed, snowed, rained, then sunny periods. We got it all.<BR/><BR/>I'm stepping out again this evening (stepping out is NOT a euphemism) and I just know the minute I leave the house, a freak weather system will move in.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-40070205087065456682008-03-27T17:55:00.000-07:002008-03-27T17:55:00.000-07:00if beast is coming over here to visit, i gotta up ...if beast is coming over here to visit, i gotta up my insurance coverage. something tells me a natural disaster is imminent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-13046697062431106252008-03-27T17:02:00.000-07:002008-03-27T17:02:00.000-07:00beast: *UBERBLUSH* thankew!I wish you could meet t...beast: *UBERBLUSH* thankew!I wish you could meet them, my darling. my whole family...they are so cool. we have a spare room! <BR/><BR/>mj: oh, i will. lissen-are you getting successive waves of hail, sun and snow up there? because its fucking freakyass down here. we've had every fricken' type of weather in the last 48 hours except tornadoes.<BR/><BR/>voices: thanks babe, i do too. you have no idea what a total, mega, incredible PARADIGM SHIFT it was to 1. be in OREGON, and 2. having a PLEASANT VISIT 3. with FAMILY. that simply is not in keeping with what I have come to expect in the last 47 years. not EVEN. you would totally love my son and his wife too. they're awesome!<BR/><BR/>Aluminum Archangel of Action: ok, heres what I propose. We'll take Oregon, Washington, Northern California, Idaho and Montana and create ECOTOPIA. We will then annex the Hawaiian Islands, Australia and New Zealand. Possibly whatever part of Indonesia that Footman happens to be residing in, because we'll need a Grand Vizier. YOu can have the rest, except for Stonehenge and Vinci, Italy, which will be our 'protectorate states'. Good! Now let the paintball fight begin! DIBS BLUSIES!!!!!!!!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20770174166426477412008-03-27T14:15:00.000-07:002008-03-27T14:15:00.000-07:00First Nations, what a post. Wonder and laughter i...First Nations, what a post. Wonder and laughter in equal measure.<BR/><BR/>And finally I find out what SSA stands for. I thought it was, like, Red Indian for something.Mangonelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05674752753786940378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-68678283487989103282008-03-27T13:13:00.000-07:002008-03-27T13:13:00.000-07:00Yeah, or we could just do what His Eminence, Bened...Yeah, or we could just do what His Eminence, Benedict XVI (madder and badder than the Fifteenth) and I plan on doing: breed the master race. His BennyDude and my DestructoGirl seem to have world conquering abilities, and with his Benniette and my TigerGrrl overseeing all, I assume he and I will rule the U.S./Australian axis. We'll cede the Pacific Northwest (it rains too much there anyway) to you and yours, and we can have our combined offspring take over South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Antartica (does anyone really want it?) subject to some agreement you and I concoct. Or we could have a neato paintball fight or something like that. Whatever you want. I think DestructoGirl and Goonybird might get on quite well. They appear to have the same tush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-46575340228255087262008-03-27T11:27:00.000-07:002008-03-27T11:27:00.000-07:00nice... sounds like a great time. you must have be...nice... sounds like a great time. you must have been beaming the enitire weekend. how fucking cool is that. when i met my mom i was still in the rebelious "who gives a fuck" stage in my life and didnt really value the experiance as much as i should have... i just think thats so fucking cool that this is all happening to you and yer family.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-77730726151165193352008-03-27T11:06:00.000-07:002008-03-27T11:06:00.000-07:00"poontang purveyors"...I'm sure I'll use that phra..."poontang purveyors"...<BR/><BR/>I'm sure I'll use that phrase now that it's merrily dancing in my head but I'll forget it came from her FN-ness.<BR/><BR/>Feel free to take credit when you notice me saying it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-35313700600929138802008-03-27T10:42:00.000-07:002008-03-27T10:42:00.000-07:00It turned out goooood :-)It turned out goooood :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-28696336097633670892008-03-27T09:27:00.000-07:002008-03-27T09:27:00.000-07:00oh lordy, and FOILWOMAN:DOING GOOD HERE TODAY!so l...oh lordy, and FOILWOMAN:<BR/>DOING GOOD HERE TODAY!<BR/>so listen, it will be like 'Clash of the Titans' then! will all of your superpowered metallic offspring on one side wearing their capes and power-Ranger rings, and all of mine lined up on the opposite hill, painted blue, brandishing antitank guns, and raising their kilts in their general direction! so you get the possibility of explosions, kung-fu, AND robots! i see no problem here...?FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-40066866528794366202008-03-27T09:21:00.000-07:002008-03-27T09:21:00.000-07:00GOOD HEAVENS Y'ALL you snooked in under the wire ...GOOD HEAVENS Y'ALL you snooked in under the wire there! well then...<BR/><BR/>SSA: #4...you remember when you went to the store for milk? then.as soon as the car pulled in to the driveway they all scurried away back out to the shed.<BR/>#29-i don't see how that exempts you...they fall off tall buildings just to be near you, and you hit them. still works.<BR/><BR/>voices: his farms are out by the Aurora Airport so there were small planes, gliders, ultralights and even a couple of hot air balloons! yeah, though, Oregon actually improved with time. sure is a damn change from the way it was back in the depths of the 70's stagflation-recession. miles and miles and miles of charming..wild!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-27665258699678723222008-03-27T09:04:00.000-07:002008-03-27T09:04:00.000-07:00Coppensian: you know, I still am. this barely cove...Coppensian: you know, I still am. this barely covers the greatness of how great it was, but did any of us really want to see that episode of 'CareBears?' thanks, paco. XXOO<BR/><BR/>mj: yeah, i get that a lot :)<BR/><BR/>beast: if you do NOT stop it with the 'punctuating everything with three dots' thinG I will be forced to KILL you. NONONONONO with the three dots puntuation. NOOOOOOOO.<BR/>(how'd ja like how it turned out, preview boy???)<BR/><BR/>Mr. the Dog: no, you were right the first time. Monitor Lizards. we have them shipped in from the Phillipines and gilded.<BR/><BR/>gale: i thinks that if i don't approach this stuff humorously it won't get written because i'll be all crying and shit *snooooork*<BR/><BR/>JoeVegas: Oh no, Oregon is the Beaver State, my darling! You didn't know? well then here:<BR/><A HREF="http://home.att.net/~beaverpilot/ourbeaver.htm" REL="nofollow">A flying Beaver</A>, an <A HREF="http://content6.flixster.com/question/44/36/36/4436360_std.jpg" REL="nofollow">angry beaver</A>, and a <A HREF="http://oquin.org/mike/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/orst-2568.gif" REL="nofollow">beaver wearing a litle sailor hat</A> !FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-9424858510377980032008-03-27T09:03:00.000-07:002008-03-27T09:03:00.000-07:00you rock! i'll be back. how cool is it to cruise a...you rock! i'll be back. how cool is it to cruise around with the fam extention to all the old haunts. and cool reference to the flying beaver and cassnas. my uncle owns two beavers and a 185. you make oregon sound so nice... how do you do it! and it sounds like the dirt there passed muster... nice....INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-17871405988515831452008-03-27T08:45:00.000-07:002008-03-27T08:45:00.000-07:00Sounds great. I'm glad you had a wonderful time w...Sounds great. I'm glad you had a wonderful time with all the descendants. But please reconsider: my TigerGrrl and DestructoGirl have the whole Total Global Domination thing down. Especially now that TigerGrrl has figured out how to ride her big-girl two-wheeler.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-2288037654241588932008-03-27T08:32:00.000-07:002008-03-27T08:32:00.000-07:00I love calling dear sister-in-law "She The Magnifi...I love calling dear sister-in-law "She The Magnificent, Beauteous, Beneficent and Unruffled", but it's too damn long. Shortened version from here on out, please kthhhhhhhhxxxxxx (tho it is all true, and no fair looking wicked awesome after three kids, for serious).<BR/><BR/>re: #29, it does indeed run in the family, but so does impatience. am I exempted from the rule based on my childlike fuse-length? I mean....I've always had to bash men around the head and ears in order to signify my interest. Just ask Manwife.<BR/>No. Really. Like two first graders flirting, with the hitting and shoving and namecalling. Oh yes.<BR/><BR/>and uhhhhhh I missed #4...did you take some of those vicodins...???? wth was I doing????Secret Agent Squidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05476981658365289358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-17318639291774507082008-03-27T07:16:00.000-07:002008-03-27T07:16:00.000-07:00Flying beavers?Flying beavers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-13504683212872950452008-03-27T05:43:00.000-07:002008-03-27T05:43:00.000-07:00Me thinks you talk a well versed tale.Me thinks you talk a well versed tale.Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-37073481405180783792008-03-27T05:20:00.000-07:002008-03-27T05:20:00.000-07:00Its a miracle or something... I love all the bird...Its a miracle or something... I love all the birds peppering your blog - I have to go check them out as loads are unknown tome being a Brit...<BR/><BR/>I think a palanquin is a kind of lizard ...or is that a Algonquin ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-32571604374152657932008-03-27T03:01:00.000-07:002008-03-27T03:01:00.000-07:00You had a good time then :-)Dont think I didnt not...You had a good time then :-)<BR/><BR/>Dont think I didnt notice the BEAVER reference slipped in there....you just couldnt help yourself....<BR/>Look you have started me with the full stops again....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-39346177071821910722008-03-26T23:40:00.000-07:002008-03-26T23:40:00.000-07:00Who is your son? St. Francis of Assisi?Karmic Boom...Who is your son? St. Francis of Assisi?<BR/><BR/>Karmic Boomerang? Is it made of turquoise and pink formica?<BR/><BR/>Donn kissed you.<BR/><BR/>As did the Dawn.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com