tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post4309309195152845357..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: Red Vole Family Planning Active!!FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-32109053333236403952008-05-12T13:26:00.000-07:002008-05-12T13:26:00.000-07:00if you lick the platypus does it make you trip out...if you lick the platypus does it make you trip out? hmmm...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-14356611815996278732008-05-12T07:07:00.000-07:002008-05-12T07:07:00.000-07:00Platypussys have poisonous spurs! They're the text...Platypussys have poisonous spurs! They're the textbook version of a Heinz 57 eh? <BR/>They are taxonomically Classified under WTF?<BR/><BR/>Arthropods have a copper-based oxygen-carrying protein (Blue-blood) unlike humans that use hemoglobin which uses iron that makes it red....<BR/>they are definitely from Outer Space!<BR/><BR/>Hedgehogs are so cute..<BR/>Richard Gere can thank his lucky stars that he preferred Gerbils...<BR/>luck of the draw I guess.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-72153477616729299812008-05-12T06:06:00.000-07:002008-05-12T06:06:00.000-07:00Ok the beast has been researching , there is no ag...Ok the beast has been researching , there is no agreed plural for the duck billed paltypus , scientists use the term platypuses , platypi is psuedo-latin thus best avoided.<BR/>The Platypus has been heard to emit a lowl growl when disturbed and various other squeaks and mutterings.<BR/>MJ's Pussy has also been heard to emit a low growl and various other slurpings and sqeakings<BR/>Maybe they are relatedBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-7084650826139883622008-05-12T02:27:00.000-07:002008-05-12T02:27:00.000-07:00Beast, if you don't like cats, why do you keep ask...Beast, if you don't like cats, why do you keep asking to see my pussy?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-18382013214168830812008-05-12T02:23:00.000-07:002008-05-12T02:23:00.000-07:00I will be delivering you patch this week Mr F .Pin...I will be delivering you patch this week Mr F .<BR/>Pinky , no way , I dont like catsBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-49387493772371443392008-05-11T18:27:00.000-07:002008-05-11T18:27:00.000-07:00kittens look all cute and fluffy too, but get ahol...kittens look all cute and fluffy too, but get ahold of a wild one, and them little suckers turn violent. that reminds me...<BR/><BR/>beast, i need to you to catsit for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-25690198981930797982008-05-11T18:25:00.000-07:002008-05-11T18:25:00.000-07:00i want a platypus and a hedgehog. not spiders thou...i want a platypus and a hedgehog. not spiders though. those suckers totally freak me out. <BR/><BR/>get a turtle and a kitten. the combo of those two things out to keep you going.<BR/><BR/>anyone else starting to fear for those poor dogs' lives after spending so much time with beast?<BR/><BR/>i fear snakes more than spiders. i had a friend who had a python named jezebel. that snake was HUGE!!! i was like, that sucker even looks at me, and i'm gone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-77764199850427778332008-05-11T15:36:00.000-07:002008-05-11T15:36:00.000-07:00Beast is withholding my patch Mrs Fn! have words w...Beast is withholding my patch Mrs Fn! have words will you?<BR/><BR/>Could you do a little condensed post of your last four?I'm having trouble keeping up ;)Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55534733729905916482008-05-11T12:05:00.000-07:002008-05-11T12:05:00.000-07:00but badgers have cute noseses!but badgers have cute noseses!Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75050292940994356112008-05-11T11:42:00.000-07:002008-05-11T11:42:00.000-07:00Spiders are horrible, but they are clean because t...Spiders are horrible, but they are clean because they're always in the damn bath.<BR/><BR/>Platyduckbils look very sweet, but I've never seen one in 'real' life so don't know if they really real or a hoax. They look like a hoax.<BR/><BR/>Hedgehogs are equally friendly and eat slugs and steal cat food. They have lovely soft fluffy tummies but are covered in ticks which are bad for horses.<BR/><BR/>Badgers are vicious sods that try to eat your rabbit and not at all friendly and stupid neighbours who think they're Bill Oddie should be shot along with the badgers.<BR/><BR/>did you mention badgers?Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-89771031772420137932008-05-11T05:55:00.000-07:002008-05-11T05:55:00.000-07:00Great! Now I am going to be up all night wondering...Great! Now I am going to be up all night wondering if a spider is going to yip yodel up my nose. I wonder where they buy their tiny little spray cans of paint???Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75512745205622377962008-05-10T16:01:00.000-07:002008-05-10T16:01:00.000-07:00Me again. Great link to the worm and the huntsman!...Me again. Great link to the worm and the huntsman! It was probably those spiders that got me past my fear of them. We used to reckon we could teach them to play piano cos they can just about span an octave!<BR/>And, by the way, they are very clean; after sucking the juice out of their victims, the spiders "lick their fingers" as you might say. Oh yeah...you can hear them walking down the wall!dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-5329928457454440532008-05-10T12:27:00.000-07:002008-05-10T12:27:00.000-07:00my 2 pence:Re: platypi--they are very nice, and ve...my 2 pence:<BR/>Re: platypi--<BR/>they are very nice, and very shy and reclusive. About the only way to spot them in the wild is to sit very, VERY quietly on the back of a slow-moving river and wait. For hours. And even then you probably won't see one. I suspect this is why they've survived so well; they stay the fuck away from everything.<BR/>I don't know if they make a noise. Probably no one does. IT's a bit of a 'tree falls in a forest' thing, y' know?<BR/>No, you could not have one for a pet. It would kill you in your sleep. (It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Re: wild hedgepiggies<BR/>They are GREAT!<BR/>I met a wild hedgepiggie when I lived in Machester. It was hanging out in the garden in the evening eating slugs off the flowers. Good hedgepiggie! It was very happy to let me (and the 4-year-old girl with me) pet it. There was great abundance of slugness, and all were happy. (All of us, that is, not the slugs. They were not happy. They were eated.)Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-76705334685900703532008-05-10T11:21:00.000-07:002008-05-10T11:21:00.000-07:00So, re: spiders. You're basically asking if someth...So, re: spiders. You're basically asking if something that IS a cootie has cooties? Dude. The very fact that it is a spider justifies sterilizing applications of iodine and hot water to your drinking glass as far as I'm concerned. Save you pondering energies for the platypii.Pernicious Pandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398147887114002182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-69335042166499919402008-05-10T06:38:00.000-07:002008-05-10T06:38:00.000-07:00Well, I never used to wonder about this stuff, but...Well, I never used to wonder about this stuff, but I will now. It'll probably keep me up at night.<BR/><BR/>Thanks. Thanks a lot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-7159794268666562432008-05-10T04:34:00.000-07:002008-05-10T04:34:00.000-07:00Beast: Fine somewhere else to shake that thing.By ...Beast: Fine somewhere else to shake that thing.<BR/><BR/>By the way, I find it entirely laughable that you claim to have a gym membership.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-72286086638720360782008-05-10T03:39:00.000-07:002008-05-10T03:39:00.000-07:00I ssed to feed a hedgehog who I called Marvin who ...I ssed to feed a hedgehog who I called Marvin who came to our garden, but he just disappeared after a couple of weeks. Ungrateful sod.<BR/><BR/>I recently read that some people have been keeping miniature albino hedgehogs as pets, although it's strongly disapproved of by hedgehog experts.<BR/><BR/>Erm ... we may have a wasp nest outside our bedroom window. Dunno if I want to think of them as pets.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-24882671765728164502008-05-10T01:39:00.000-07:002008-05-10T01:39:00.000-07:00You seem to have a weird attitude towards the anim...You seem to have a weird attitude towards the animal kingdom. On the one hand you calmly put a glass over what appears to be a small dog with eight legs and then go to bed. I would have Superglued the glass to the floor and then irradiated it for an hour before running over it with a steamroller. God, I hate spiders! They scare the living crap out of me.<BR/> On the other hand, you fear that ickle baby hedgehogs might leap up at you and embed themselves in your face and oh-so-cutesy platypussies might tunnel into your body and eat your lungs.<BR/> For the record, platypies don't bark, meeaow or even speak Spanish. They just make little grunts. Howard is a truly great name but I wouldn't have one for a pet and take it for walks - unless you can hold your breath underwater for an hour.<BR/> Also:<BR/>1. Hedgehogs ain't clean - lovely though they are they are flea-ridden.<BR/>2. Spiders NEVER wash their nasty little clawed leg-ends after they've been to the toilet.<BR/>3. Ducks can stand on ice for ages because they have antifreeze in their feet (seriously!!!!). Don't believe me? Then look at this:<BR/>http://www.units.muohio.edu/cryolab/education/AntarcticJournalEntriesJan16-17_2006_MK.htmBarry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-26691356988113904752008-05-10T00:57:00.000-07:002008-05-10T00:57:00.000-07:00Miss MJ , The Beast doesnt sniff buttsHowever the ...Miss MJ , The Beast doesnt sniff butts<BR/>However the Beast is well Dirty<BR/>***does bump and grind***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-27211991085328190632008-05-10T00:55:00.000-07:002008-05-10T00:55:00.000-07:00I can pass on the following Intel.Little Lloyd the...I can pass on the following Intel.<BR/>Little Lloyd the canine horror <BR/>1.eats spiders at any oppertunity , he regards them as snacks, and sadly hasn't croaked yet , so we can assume they are not deadly.<BR/>2.Lloyd's only friend (no one else likes him) is a hedghog that waits for him on his nightly walk , Lloyd carries the hedgehog around clenched in his mouth , and doesnt get spines stuck , so we can assume the spines dont come out.We can also assume that sadly hedgehogs are not deadly.<BR/>3.A platypus with a piosoned spur sounds more promising , but sadly are not to be found quaking or croaking in the Dorset countrysideBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-24286944402206927512008-05-09T23:51:00.000-07:002008-05-09T23:51:00.000-07:00Well, at our house we say platypuses, nobody has s...Well, at our house we say platypuses, nobody has slapped us with a ruler for getting it wrong so far.<BR/>As for the platypus voice, my bloke was once swimming in a river and met a platypus, which he picked up of course. He reports the fur was very soft indeed (if a bit wet) and it made a sort of chirping squeak noise. I die of jealousy every time he tells that story, I’ve only seen them through the glass at the zoo. It’s illegal to keep them as pets here in Australia, but it you somehow snuck some breeding stock over to the US I’m guessing you’d be allowed to have them as pets. You lucky bastards are allowed to have sugar gliders as pets after all (most unfair I think).<BR/>Oh, and I don’t know if spiders are dirty but <A HREF="http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/spider.htm" REL="nofollow"> prepare to be horrified </A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-43314670128947473942008-05-09T20:03:00.000-07:002008-05-09T20:03:00.000-07:00If spiders start messing with you and running up y...If spiders start messing with you and running up your nostrils and yodeling at all hours, you can feed them <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/mvffe/" REL="nofollow">drug-dosed flies</A> and mess them up right back at them.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-25665905614837986782008-05-09T19:57:00.000-07:002008-05-09T19:57:00.000-07:00Do spiders sniff each others butts like dogs do?No...Do spiders sniff each others butts like dogs do?<BR/><BR/>No.<BR/><BR/>I rest my case.<BR/><BR/>They're clean.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-2759064264416835922008-05-09T19:11:00.000-07:002008-05-09T19:11:00.000-07:00omfg...i have not laughed like that in a long time...omfg...i have not laughed like that in a long time...omg...you crack me the hell up...just so you know...hedgehogs make pretty good pets my cousin had one and while it would shed the needles and they stick in your feet when you have carpet...they are pretty harmless and make a good pet...i don't know about wild ones...but hers was cute as all get out...<BR/>omg...i have tears i have been laughing so hard...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-52154114132118432032008-05-09T17:47:00.000-07:002008-05-09T17:47:00.000-07:00Dinah: do you know, I was just about to email you ...Dinah: do you know, I was just about to email you and ask you to read this because I KNEW that you'd have the straight poop on the platypets? although now I am totally bummed. I WANT a platypus. They are cute and fat. and odd.//<BR/>I used to go to group therapy with a girl who had a deathly fear of spiders...not a daytime fear, but she had horrific night terrors that involved spiders. she was very irritating and now i wish i'd known about the benzedrine because i would have totally messed with her. Or at least thought about it. a lot.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.com