tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post4996201629834385783..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: pirate snakesFirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-65926720256715419702008-01-27T02:53:00.000-08:002008-01-27T02:53:00.000-08:00FN...thank you...i got the biggest kick out of thi...FN...thank you...i got the biggest kick out of this post...really i did...it was a very long and hard week at work and this was just what i needed on sunday morning to get me to leave it somewhat behind...<BR/>btw i was a little piratey this week...and it felt good!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-17912186193154227532008-01-26T19:31:00.000-08:002008-01-26T19:31:00.000-08:00tick: if you people would only put one tenth the c...tick: if you people would only put one tenth the care and attention into reading this blog as i do researching these things you would SEE that the snake pirates would HIRE NINJAS to run the ship and do all that mainsl' framing and timber jibbering. <BR/><BR/>pink: i think i just ensured that frobisher WON'T be sending me a jug of cobra wine anytime soon! anything i get in a bottle from beast or C will be stopped by homeland security long before it gets here.<BR/><BR/>SSA: frank? FRANK? DIS NOT FRANK. you look at that face and tell me that isn't the face of a pirate snake comtemplating its own uber coolness. please.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-87743383502784036522008-01-26T16:23:00.000-08:002008-01-26T16:23:00.000-08:00I like how Pink thinks your pictures reinforce you...I like how Pink thinks your pictures reinforce your logic! Since when has Zappa and my bf Bucketman EVER been affiliated with logical happenings?!?! NEVER that's when!Secret Agent Squidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05476981658365289358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-36884248168408896112008-01-26T13:40:00.000-08:002008-01-26T13:40:00.000-08:00lord help us all. only you could come up with poin...lord help us all. only you could come up with points like that and make them all sound logical and have pictures to back it up.<BR/><BR/>i wouldn't make promises like the bottles of snakes. you know beast and frobisher just do stuff to test you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-9684358810133277032008-01-26T12:25:00.000-08:002008-01-26T12:25:00.000-08:00Hang on!How they gonna 'splice a main brace' with ...Hang on!<BR/><BR/>How they gonna 'splice a main brace' with out any limbs?Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-4062813285298594452008-01-26T08:45:00.000-08:002008-01-26T08:45:00.000-08:00troll: what kind of effete fricken' snakes are you...troll: what kind of effete fricken' snakes are you used to? obviously some kind of inferior, lethargic poopy snake. our snakes are BAD FAST. and they would BE the pirates, doofus, not BITE the pirates! they would be PIRATE SNAKES! you and your stoned ass sub-snakes need to ramp back on the ganja. just say no to drugs. PAY ATTENTION PACO.<BR/>(and remember-the black mamba is the only snake whose bite is SURE TO KILL. i learned that from quentin tarentino. i did.)<BR/><BR/>joe: up in Lynden they have a TERRIBLE PROBLEM with school bullying because of little ninja children. those ninja parents just let their kids run butt-wild. its because they aren't Dutch Reform, you know. really. <BR/><BR/>sopwith: anyone on the web looking for a misspelling or a picture of a dick eventually ends up here. in fact i think i'm the first stop on the misspelling express. choo choo.<BR/><BR/>gale: its real. cobra wine isn't allowed here i don't think, but they sell snake wine in every major city with a china town (I remember seeing it in Portland and Seattle.) maybe boise has some! yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy! chase that with a sourtoe cocktail, baby!<BR/><BR/>beast: wear a head hankie and one gold hoop and say 'arrrrrrrrr' or just hiss suggestively. the more suggestively the better in fact. then EVERYONE will want you to bite them.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-69015950935604177532008-01-26T05:59:00.000-08:002008-01-26T05:59:00.000-08:00Any one else want Indigestion and Heartache , but ...Any one else want Indigestion and Heartache , but is afraid of snakes??.<BR/>Take me out to dinner<BR/>I will also throw in embarrasment as well.<BR/>You know it makes sense<BR/><BR/>PS I will only bite you and inject you with toxins if you pay extra....I am not a frigging charityBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-57673718529562405022008-01-26T02:32:00.000-08:002008-01-26T02:32:00.000-08:00On my way to google cobras in a bottle... a little...On my way to google cobras in a bottle... a little something for valentine's day.Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-5599719156294718642008-01-26T01:54:00.000-08:002008-01-26T01:54:00.000-08:00FN, do you get visitors to your site as well looki...FN, do you get visitors to your site as well looking for things like "fuction"? <BR/><BR/>'Cos you will now :)<BR/><BR/>I'm swamped by them, have been ever since that Eliza Doolittle post..Sopwith-Camelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01279739015827329318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-73973365660887252592008-01-25T20:18:00.000-08:002008-01-25T20:18:00.000-08:00Sorry, you've been missinformed. Ninjas never kick...Sorry, you've been missinformed. Ninjas never kick pirate ass. Do you have any proof? Photographs? Documented sightings? Geez, to jump to a conclusion like that.JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-45529655197452233852008-01-25T18:41:00.000-08:002008-01-25T18:41:00.000-08:00That was long. WTF does "FirstNations" mean? As fo...That was long. WTF does "FirstNations" mean?<BR/><BR/> As for Snakes, most people have the idea that the poisonous ones INSTANTLY inject poison into you.<BR/><BR/>It's actually a relatively slow, almost Ninjaesque process.<BR/><BR/>1) They strike (relatively slowly)<BR/><BR/>2) They dig their fangs in.<BR/><BR/>3) They STOP and contemplate the mysteries of the universe.<BR/><BR/>4) They begin to slowly inject a combination of poisons the first of which isn't potent.<BR/><BR/>A sober Pirate could:<BR/><BR/>1) Be quick and smart enough to avoid the strike.<BR/><BR/>2) Get the fucking thing off their leg while it's in contemplation stage.<BR/><BR/>3) Get the fucking thing off their leg after contemplation stage but before a lethal does of poisons is injected.<BR/><BR/>Basically, if a snake kills you, you're a panic-prone pussy-pirate.hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04341805107057968097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55473081319106869762008-01-25T14:07:00.000-08:002008-01-25T14:07:00.000-08:00ziggi: when i was in gradeschool i had a pair of w...ziggi: when i was in gradeschool i had a pair of womens size 6 rattlesnake shoes. the coolness was INTENSE!<BR/><BR/>SS-HE-whoever you are now: frank was totally a pirate snake. my grandson thought up this idea, though; i can take no credit for his genius.<BR/><BR/>sopwith: dude, there's websites like that, you know? *considers reinstating censor on 'search' fuction* and it's not pretty at all.<BR/><BR/>danator: SNAKE SKELETON!!!!!! and the manatee mermaids could be the snake pirates wenches. for the foxy bucketbooby man, though, you have to ask the SSA. she found it. she's SICK. in an 'apple not having fallen far from the tree' kinda way.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-90160833734309800562008-01-25T13:35:00.000-08:002008-01-25T13:35:00.000-08:00Snake pirates? But what would happen to the poor ...Snake pirates? But what would happen to the poor manatee mermaids?<BR/><BR/>I can't get you cobra wine, but I may be able to get you a partially dissected lamprey or mudpuppy. That's got to count for something, right? How about a snake skeleton? You pay me enough, I'll nick the one from the school lab for you...<BR/><BR/>BTW, I want to know where you got the picture of the gentleman with the monkey plate over his privates. He is totally my new boyfriend.Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20810154200364901352008-01-25T12:00:00.000-08:002008-01-25T12:00:00.000-08:00Pirate snakes would allow the combination of good ...Pirate snakes would allow the combination of good old-fashioned swashbucking boddice-ripping with the surreptitious inveigling one's way up the petticoats and beyond for the good old-fashioned unexpected goosing. Works every time.<BR/><BR/>Did you know that male snakes are reputed to have two cocks?Sopwith-Camelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01279739015827329318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75351430853528356982008-01-25T09:44:00.000-08:002008-01-25T09:44:00.000-08:00and she said..."I don't like Ninjas and SnakesAnd ...and she said...<BR/>"I don't like Ninjas and Snakes<BR/>And that ain't what it takes to love me.<BR/>You fool, you fool"<BR/><BR/>Great mental meandering FN. The disconnect makes perfect sense to me. Should I be concerned?<BR/><BR/>Now I am off to listen to some Zappa!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-36706949797707839912008-01-25T09:40:00.000-08:002008-01-25T09:40:00.000-08:00snakes are good for shoes and handbags*runs away, ...snakes are good for shoes and handbags<BR/><BR/>*runs away, tee hee hee*Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-52238098977787145642008-01-25T09:26:00.000-08:002008-01-25T09:26:00.000-08:00beast: be careful what you wish for, though. i kee...beast: be careful what you wish for, though. i keep telling people that and do they listen? no, they get cthulhu kittens.<BR/><BR/>garfy: excellent point. of course we eat snakes here too, at least in the southwest. and what did it get us? a new state waaaaay further 'back east' that hithero imagined? no, it got us indigestion and HEARTACHE, garfy.<BR/><BR/>mj: 1756.<BR/><BR/>garfy: dude, don't lie. the combover gives you away.<BR/><BR/>cb: so many double entendres come crowding into my brain at this point that i think i'll just say thank you piratesnakeweenershivermetimberspirate awk<BR/><BR/>TREES!!!!!! dude, I saw you a couple of posts back and things were so wild that i wasn't answering comments and im so sorry...and here you are again! excellent! i just read your lastest post and it kicks serious ass, son.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-66386957465185762712008-01-25T06:07:00.000-08:002008-01-25T06:07:00.000-08:00hey, i've one of them snake in the bottle thing fr...hey, i've one of them snake in the bottle thing from vietnam. planned to drink it this weekend actually. i might blog it, too.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13453903374418067594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-22734385229195171742008-01-25T05:54:00.000-08:002008-01-25T05:54:00.000-08:00Ninjas are awesome, but obviously i have to throw ...Ninjas are awesome, but obviously i have to throw my vote to the pirates.<BR/><BR/>snakes rock.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-54480392877557820832008-01-25T05:46:00.000-08:002008-01-25T05:46:00.000-08:001917I've got the wrinkled scrotum to prove it.Now ...1917<BR/><BR/>I've got the wrinkled scrotum to prove it.<BR/><BR/>Now kindly piss of, you're dead.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-78526006177448374902008-01-25T05:12:00.000-08:002008-01-25T05:12:00.000-08:00Garfy: What year were you born in?1929? Or 1941?Garfy: What year were you born in?<BR/><BR/>1929? <BR/><BR/>Or 1941?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-21341400311154134062008-01-25T04:44:00.000-08:002008-01-25T04:44:00.000-08:00Being a Year of the Snake person I fully concur wi...Being a Year of the Snake person I fully concur with you.<BR/><BR/>I suggest you move to Vietnam. They eat snakes there. That's why the slope shortarses managed to kick the Americans out of their country.<BR/><BR/>Ingest venom and kill imperialists. It's the way to go.<BR/><BR/>Adam Ant has gone mental. That's pirates for you.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-287253512276057742008-01-25T03:41:00.000-08:002008-01-25T03:41:00.000-08:00Good Points.Well Made.Now have you concidered what...Good Points.<BR/>Well Made.<BR/>Now have you concidered what will happen if I was a Snake Pirate but had been left on the doorstep of some oriental monestary at birth and taken in and trained as a ninja till the age of 18.<BR/>My Fu would be flawless , my fangs would be sharp , I would know my topsail from my steennkirk and would know all the words to 16 men on a dead mans chest<BR/>I want to see Cockroach/Charlies Angels as well<BR/>You know it makes senseBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.com