tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post5728675484608873735..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: UPDATED!! Red Whale Drink Energy Making!FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-64142064922408107062007-09-17T20:42:00.000-07:002007-09-17T20:42:00.000-07:00cb - better idea...have older brothers who are bui...cb - better idea...have older brothers who are built like brick shithouses and their friends...all of whom play football (not soccer for the brits) and/or rugby. tell them that someone is messing with you, and they'll beat the living snot out of them. being the little sister has its' perks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-26992242290324588332007-09-17T06:19:00.000-07:002007-09-17T06:19:00.000-07:00join a boat club and make friends with the men's t...join a boat club and make friends with the men's team. it's like having an entire squad of 6 1/2 foot-tall, muscly, built like a brick shit house personal bouncer big brothers at your beck and call.<BR/><BR/>and unless you're a coxwain they won't want to bone you, guaranteed.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55041872059707942262007-09-16T09:52:00.000-07:002007-09-16T09:52:00.000-07:00savannah: well thanks, sugah!foilwoman: i know! i ...savannah: well thanks, sugah!<BR/><BR/>foilwoman: i know! i know! what kind of an ill pig does something like that? try to cheat on his wife with their INFANT in his arms?!??<BR/><BR/>reg: and THAT aint happening either.<BR/><BR/>ziggi: no, i look like Diane Downs disguised as Betty Page, wearing my grandmothers bedroom slippers and humping a corndog. clean your glasses.<BR/><BR/>punkin: you, my good curcurbit, have just earned honorary Flatbutt Tribal member status. well done!<BR/><BR/>beast: oh you sweet talking debbil you. drop that baby and come'ere you hairy drooly ol' thing you.<BR/><BR/>gale: and thats the 64,0000$ question, isn't it??? i think i will, but i'll wait until his day off, when he's nice and roasted, and then play it on the mild side. but yeah. he's got to know. that's the kind of shit you gotta keep aboveboard with.<BR/><BR/>pink: that's a good one. I've played that too...sally suburbia, butter wouldn't melt, duh. i just cant get past the whole 'infant in arms' aspect of it. jeezly christmas.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-90780179877247964362007-09-16T07:11:00.000-07:002007-09-16T07:11:00.000-07:00see, in a situation like that, i would pull my sou...see, in a situation like that, i would pull my southern belle, blonde, dumb as a doorpost routine. tends to make people feel sorry for me, aggravated at me, and confused all at the same time. if that wouldn't work, i would pick up the phone and exclaim, oh! my husband called, let's see what he wanted! if that didn't work, i'm outta ideas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-2837676023113765342007-09-16T06:47:00.000-07:002007-09-16T06:47:00.000-07:00Are you telling Biker about this? And can I bring ...Are you telling Biker about this? And can I bring him a cake with a file in it - when I come to visit him in jail?Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-76421284689064051862007-09-16T04:49:00.000-07:002007-09-16T04:49:00.000-07:00Jeeeez , what a retard , I wonder if his 'come on'...Jeeeez , what a retard , I wonder if his 'come on'technique has EVER worked.<BR/>I think its your whole sista of the soil, earth mother thing that gets em going, an attractive woman is more than a pair of hooters , its whats hanging of the back thats , more important :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-50529231131903683512007-09-16T00:22:00.000-07:002007-09-16T00:22:00.000-07:00Good grief!That guy is a dipstick, a 100% dipstick...Good grief!<BR/><BR/>That guy is a dipstick, a 100% dipstick. Perhaps the next time he brings his li'l 'dipstick' to the party and uses your table to hide it (ewwwwww, there is just NO need for that kinda behaviour!!), you could illuminate him to the ways of the 'cut and burn' method:<BR/><BR/>He comes on to you again, you nail his bits to the table (c'mon if it touches the table twice, the table's gotta go anyways)set fire to the table, hand him a knife and suggest he either cuts his bits off, or he burns. See, simple.<BR/><BR/>Or perhaps a tad extreme...I'm not sure.<BR/><BR/>Jeez, some men just have no clue!<BR/><BR/>Hope you had a great weekend!!!!<BR/>xxPumpkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06592024755337057876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55433773165878613332007-09-15T23:52:00.000-07:002007-09-15T23:52:00.000-07:00I thought you looked like Cher!I thought you looked like Cher!Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-62723304177755364042007-09-15T22:52:00.000-07:002007-09-15T22:52:00.000-07:00Blimey! He doesn't expect much from what he pays f...Blimey! He doesn't expect much from what he pays for babysitting, does he!! He'll be asking you to wax his car and clean the windows next as well!Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-19913587926139816442007-09-15T22:51:00.000-07:002007-09-15T22:51:00.000-07:00Priceless. Do you think he gets much play, trying...Priceless. Do you think he gets much play, trying to get it on in front of his child? Eish.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-34693449078578880192007-09-15T19:56:00.000-07:002007-09-15T19:56:00.000-07:00dammmit, sugar...YOU are delish...i have missed re...dammmit, sugar...YOU are delish...i have missed reading you...thanks for this one ;)savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-14626510324605486112007-09-15T19:07:00.000-07:002007-09-15T19:07:00.000-07:00'shot: would you do my laundry? :) i actually did ...'shot: would you do my laundry? :) i actually did get that published!<BR/><BR/>homoE: dude, please. the drool. <BR/> and i assure you, the shirt was rockin it larger than what was inside. not even the girls can out-sexy the red hot studliness of Cosmo Kramer.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-49655166637961104372007-09-15T17:16:00.000-07:002007-09-15T17:16:00.000-07:00Face facts, you still got them, I mean IT!I won't ...Face facts, you still got them, I mean IT!<BR/><BR/>I won't dilute this compliment by concurring with reg & ssa (spot on) so just smile and say thank you.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you need to create a conspicuous altar, replete with votive knife shaped candles, in front of a huge picture of Loreena Bobbit. <BR/><BR/>On second thought, this may be too subtle for a doofus who isn't smart enough to have considered the consequences of his actions.<BR/><BR/>Oh hell, you're prolly so used to men drooling that I'm surprised that you even noticed. <BR/><BR/>You're too sexy for that shirt<BR/>You're too sexy for your blog.. too sexyRomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-78937800166349435782007-09-15T15:16:00.000-07:002007-09-15T15:16:00.000-07:00I didn't think it was possible to love you more, b...I didn't think it was possible to love you more, but after reading that, I do.<BR/><BR/>Firstly, "Congratulatory juices". <BR/><BR/> OH <BR/><BR/> my <BR/><BR/> gawd.<BR/><BR/>I must be new to the neighborhood because that is brand new to me and I'm stealing it and using it as my own as often as I can work it into a sentence.<BR/><BR/>Being a long time aficionado of "returning the favor", I wish I'd had a print out of this to give to all my potential "dining" partners in the past.<BR/><BR/>I did have to look up Ami James, as I am, how you say, oblivious to current events and such (Is Debbie Gibson still rockin' it Out of the Blue style?)<BR/><BR/>So, from me to you, and apparently having nothing to do with the post under which this comment is being left (sorry everyone); a great big, hips grinding inappropriately, not letting go soon enough and thus making things uncomfortable for all, smooshing yer mammaries, laughing with and not at (mostly) hug. (in a non-sexual, not offensive to tattooed, kick-my-assable biker hubby)Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-88900259848062700722007-09-15T13:37:00.000-07:002007-09-15T13:37:00.000-07:00'shot: i keep telling you, this is a classy joint ...'shot: i keep telling you, this is a classy joint here. you should see my archives. particularly <A HREF="http://1hplovecraft.blogspot.com/2006/12/god-bless-this-article-and-all-who.html#comments" REL="nofollow">this</A> post.<BR/><BR/>reg: and you'd think id realize that by now. yeah, ok. corn fragments and all, huh? *sigh*<BR/><BR/>ssa: mom keeps a loaded 45 cocked and locked in her nightstand. does this guy seem depressed to you? because I'm beginning to wonder if he's trying to commit suicide by muk or something.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-82147896247557129202007-09-15T13:30:00.000-07:002007-09-15T13:30:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-86236125635733346992007-09-15T12:37:00.000-07:002007-09-15T12:37:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-78434873426549996892007-09-15T12:24:00.000-07:002007-09-15T12:24:00.000-07:00SEE?! Reg knows. You could look like the Crypt Kee...SEE?! Reg knows. You could look like the Crypt Keeper, but with those gazongas, it wouldn't matter at all. men lurve bewbs, that is all there is to it. <BR/>And...well, you know da keeps the shotgun behind his bedroom door, yeah? Ok then. Continue knife weilding, and I suggest chopping something bloody up whilst he visitsSSAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15073586333007264371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-90164011566760636732007-09-15T10:39:00.000-07:002007-09-15T10:39:00.000-07:00If you've got major league gazongas NOTHING else o...If you've got major league gazongas NOTHING else on earth matters!!Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-36102888478969348382007-09-15T08:03:00.000-07:002007-09-15T08:03:00.000-07:00"knudsen: no, he wants to fuck me. geeze, knudie. ..."knudsen: no, he wants to fuck me. geeze, knudie. grab a clue."<BR/><BR/>Now THAT is funny. Thank you, F.N. for being the clever, witty, charming individual that you are.<BR/><BR/>Now, about Awaiting...(evil grin)Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-66415455016654229792007-09-15T07:29:00.000-07:002007-09-15T07:29:00.000-07:00mj: rodeo. I'm supposed to take a ride on the wild...mj: rodeo. I'm supposed to take a ride on the wild baloney pony.<BR/><BR/>pink: aw shit. well THAT ruined my day. 'neck pokes anything? that rotten potty monster.<BR/><BR/>knudsen: no, he wants to fuck me. geeze, knudie. grab a clue.<BR/><BR/>gale: no, i never have. i am a complete failure when it comes to anything more sophisticated than making yogurt.*snif*<BR/><BR/>mj: and wonderfully stripey legs they are! HEY EVERYONE MJ HAS A NEW AVATAR!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-57303996145511332642007-09-15T06:12:00.000-07:002007-09-15T06:12:00.000-07:00I've just come by to show off my legs.I've just come by to show off my legs.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-90451810765425670962007-09-14T23:26:00.000-07:002007-09-14T23:26:00.000-07:00Sooooo....have you ever seriously considered brewi...Sooooo....have you ever seriously considered brewing your own? Start gathering beer bottles right now. No don't hit that man with it, save the bottle, slap the man. Good!!Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-27863134076678374682007-09-14T23:07:00.000-07:002007-09-14T23:07:00.000-07:00Wants to score into the back of the net?Wants to score into the back of the net?Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-28084368572655808622007-09-14T19:19:00.000-07:002007-09-14T19:19:00.000-07:00no, not only you, first nations. i heard he's will...no, not only you, first nations. i heard he's willing to play hide the hot dog with anyone under 6 feet tall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com