tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post6371669593284381469..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: oh for fucks sake enough of that already.FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-12293585010860732402007-09-12T05:47:00.000-07:002007-09-12T05:47:00.000-07:00MJ,Why do they titter so?Centuwion! Welease the Bw...MJ,<BR/>Why do they titter so?<BR/>Centuwion! Welease the Bwitish Cowumbians! Wun over the Gowden Gate Bwidge and get WEVENGE!<BR/><BR/>Very funny expose of Lotusland. <BR/><BR/>Do you know why Canadians all live within an hour's drive of the US border...<BR/>because when the sh*t goes down you are going to have 33 million new illegal immigrants. <BR/>That IS our National Defense Policy.<BR/><BR/>And you're worried about your Southern Border..pffft!<BR/>Mexicans Schmexicans. <BR/><BR/>You're not the only country that wants all of our virgins or our virgin resources.<BR/><BR/>Lately Burkina Faso has been giving us a sideways glance that we do not appreciate, not one little bit...and I don't care for the saber rattling going on in Vanuatu either. <BR/>Stupid Dumbhead Bully! <BR/><BR/>Yessirree aggressive countries like those two 'psychos' make our Royal Canadian Navy (both Schooners) pretty f*ckin nervous eh.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-51229321736051963882007-09-11T07:31:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:31:00.000-07:00pink: EMPRESS.mj: I've heard of it, and i've had f...pink: EMPRESS.<BR/><BR/>mj: I've heard of it, and i've had fries and gravy. it sounds yummy, though. got two of the four basic food groups going for it too; cheese and gravy.<BR/><BR/>gale: i play a game called 'google:image roulette'. i search images, and i enter the weirdest, most random words and phrases i can think of with my theme in mind. then i harvest the images that crack me up and save them to my hard drive so i'm not hotlinking. blogger saves them to an image file after a couple of weeks, then i delete them.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-61273357739315546322007-09-10T19:48:00.000-07:002007-09-10T19:48:00.000-07:00Just wondering....where do you find your pictures....Just wondering....where do you find your pictures. Or do you have camera ready for any situation? Now, I have to go back and read all over again then pack to travel to Canada. AA?Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-24403723204255604102007-09-10T19:36:00.000-07:002007-09-10T19:36:00.000-07:00Have you ever eaten a Canadian dish called poutine...Have you ever eaten a Canadian dish called poutine?<BR/><BR/>The holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-32971863328935380112007-09-10T19:18:00.000-07:002007-09-10T19:18:00.000-07:00fn - thought you knew that's why i moved. to confu...fn - thought you knew that's why i moved. to confuse them. and if you buy vancouver island, does that make you queen?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-82896548234503407922007-09-10T15:20:00.000-07:002007-09-10T15:20:00.000-07:00hoosier: doesn't he look happy? it could just be g...hoosier: doesn't he look happy? it could just be gas, though.<BR/><BR/>danator: but i never beened to greenland!<BR/><BR/>beast: you'll have to pardon me while i try to care. ok. i'm trying. *hGNHnnnnnnnnn* really, i'm trying *ghhHHHHHHNNNnnnnnnn* ok, i think it's....nope.<BR/><BR/>pink: you have a stalker? wtf is it with you southern broads? you, awaiting, stalkers all over the place. sure, gimme a couple.<BR/><BR/>cb: harrison hot springs is a scotsmen-free zone. the geyser foos their skirts up and it scares them. these are timid woodland scotsmen, remember, not hardy scottish scotsmen.<BR/><BR/>frobisher: yes, you own Canada. and I've been meaning to ask you if i could buy Vancouver Island. I have 2 dollars in quarters. *hurriedly hits google:image BRENT EVERETT*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20328905631914552542007-09-10T14:48:00.000-07:002007-09-10T14:48:00.000-07:00Brent Everett is Canadian! Little Big League:2nd i...Brent Everett is Canadian! <I>Little Big League:2nd innings</I> is a Chez Naff favourite in the Porn Collection.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55521756780865337282007-09-10T14:00:00.000-07:002007-09-10T14:00:00.000-07:00Apparently Canadians say "eh" and "aboot" a lot.Do...Apparently Canadians say "eh" and "aboot" a lot.<BR/><BR/>Do we still own Canada?Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-5562587037287385822007-09-10T13:39:00.000-07:002007-09-10T13:39:00.000-07:00so what's wrong with Scotsmen? Scotsmen have big ...so what's wrong with Scotsmen? Scotsmen have big cabers.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-74574804015765446092007-09-10T13:21:00.000-07:002007-09-10T13:21:00.000-07:00so what you're really saying is you want a stalker...so what you're really saying is you want a stalker? cause if you do, i'll give you one of mine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20523607602646291352007-09-10T13:11:00.000-07:002007-09-10T13:11:00.000-07:00I do wish you hadn't put that picture of the large...I do wish you hadn't put that picture of the large boner on this post, my co worker Trish nearly blew her dentures three desks away , the situation only being made worse by me enlarging the picture while i was in a state of panick trying to close the window down and Trish swallowed her tongue.....ho hum I am probably going to be frogmarched out of the building by a human resources swat team at any moment<BR/>HarumphBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-30596599128264380732007-09-10T12:57:00.000-07:002007-09-10T12:57:00.000-07:00Why can't Fodor's be more like you?P.S.: I am eage...Why can't Fodor's be more like you?<BR/><BR/>P.S.: I am eagerly awaiting your review of Greenland.Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20215948402155336522007-09-10T09:52:00.000-07:002007-09-10T09:52:00.000-07:00Judging from that pic, I think I now know why the ...Judging from that pic, I think I now know why the Canadians are such nice and happy folks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-76977338385049387982007-09-10T08:22:00.000-07:002007-09-10T08:22:00.000-07:00mj: as long as the canoe is ON DRY LAND. or on top...mj: as long as the canoe is ON DRY LAND. or on top of a car.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-12951019175117153542007-09-10T08:20:00.000-07:002007-09-10T08:20:00.000-07:00"A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love ..."A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe."<BR/>-- Pierre BertonThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-85550862321365264452007-09-10T07:53:00.000-07:002007-09-10T07:53:00.000-07:00pink: sadly no; just a porn spambot trolling for e...pink: sadly no; just a porn spambot trolling for emails. dammit.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-89992891571855039592007-09-10T07:41:00.000-07:002007-09-10T07:41:00.000-07:00awaiting: you didn't know Canada has unicorns, di...awaiting: you didn't know Canada has unicorns, didja.<BR/><BR/>knudie: the evil COOL twin.<BR/><BR/>tick: it's a mystery. and yay for the welshies! no one over the age of 8 should be forced to speak UbbyDubby.<BR/><BR/>hendrix: oh, go visit, eh? polar bears have probably eaten the evil X anyway.<BR/><BR/>punkin: odd; i found mr. unicorn strangely alluring. poor bastard is gritting his teeth so he doesn't pass out from lack of blood flow.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-68896828755862753412007-09-10T07:27:00.000-07:002007-09-10T07:27:00.000-07:00first nations has got a stalker! woohoo!first nations has got a stalker! woohoo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-79502955674415125042007-09-10T01:23:00.000-07:002007-09-10T01:23:00.000-07:00I have always wanted to visit Canada....something ...I have always wanted to visit Canada....something about the mountains and the other pretty stuff reminds me of home.......but after reading your post, I can only say....<BR/><BR/>"Fuck the pretty stuff....I need to get me one of those bridges!!!"<BR/><BR/>Although maybe the dude with the huge dick would have to go first before I stepped foot in the place....the size of that thing was FRIGHTENING!!!!!!<BR/>XPumpkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06592024755337057876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-81203331798255667422007-09-10T00:54:00.000-07:002007-09-10T00:54:00.000-07:00Unfortunately I can never ever visit Canada as F's...Unfortunately I can never ever visit Canada as F's ex wife is Canadian and chances are that, vast as the country is, I'd bump into her. So thank you for the mini tour...<BR/><BR/>Mind you, after looking at some of those pictures I'm not sure that I'd want to visit anyway!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-23665698730719712172007-09-10T00:29:00.000-07:002007-09-10T00:29:00.000-07:00Why does the big pecker come out of his scrotum?I ...Why does the big pecker come out of his scrotum?<BR/><BR/>I heard a story that the a Welsh male voice choir was snubbed in a French bar for speaking English. They spent the rest of the evening speaking Welsh.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-57967263241590324512007-09-09T21:52:00.000-07:002007-09-09T21:52:00.000-07:00Canadains are just polite Yanks its like the US is...Canadains are just polite Yanks its like the US is the evil twin.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-20106994198411759652007-09-09T20:43:00.000-07:002007-09-09T20:43:00.000-07:00I couldn't seem to get past the big ol' pecker tha...I couldn't seem to get past the big ol' pecker that dude was packing.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-13543399542152138962007-09-09T20:00:00.000-07:002007-09-09T20:00:00.000-07:00MJ: see what happens when you don't sit like a lad...MJ: see what happens when you don't sit like a lady?<BR/><BR/>W2: it's the strange allure of the mysterious NORTH calling, calling from the depths of his astigmatic yet strangely hypnotic gaze...FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-7579943811663109252007-09-09T19:35:00.000-07:002007-09-09T19:35:00.000-07:00That last guy is the guy I fell in love with! He r...That last guy is the guy I fell in love with! He ruined my life! I'll kill the basterd!Kelly Peepleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00512810882819930092noreply@blogger.com