tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post6833075768773516733..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: The cleanest dirty post EVER! (as well as the usual swearing, which you will of course have come to expect by now.)FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-4948386105976752162009-12-30T12:34:45.316-08:002009-12-30T12:34:45.316-08:00Good Morning!!! 1hplovecraft.blogspot.com is one o...Good Morning!!! 1hplovecraft.blogspot.com is one of the most outstanding resourceful websites of its kind. I enjoy reading it every day. I will be back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-22003704616003403332009-12-30T07:07:02.951-08:002009-12-30T07:07:02.951-08:00It is rather interesting for me to read this post....It is rather interesting for me to read this post. Thanx for it. I like such topics and everything connected to this matter. 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I feel so much more sensitive to men's...Hilarious. I feel so much more sensitive to men's needs (and/or ineptitudes) now. Maybe I'll stop hating on them so much. <3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-90996554520065263672008-04-17T15:11:00.000-07:002008-04-17T15:11:00.000-07:00Brilliant! This is the best sex ed lesson EVER! Th...Brilliant! This is the best sex ed lesson EVER! The ubiquitous 'they' should make this required reading for every man and woman who desires to have sex. Really excellent!J.M. Tewkesburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13184459165382590897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-35478959649302109732008-03-14T04:54:00.000-07:002008-03-14T04:54:00.000-07:00FN: Of course, you're right, but getting to that ...FN: Of course, you're right, but getting to that place is not an easy journey given the limits and constrainst our society places on female sexuality. And the punishment our society (and many societies) dole out for actually exercising that sexuality.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'm doing fine, even better with the great new handle you've given me. I hope you don't mind me using the "aluminum archangel of action" tag? Let me know if you do, but I just love me some alliteration.Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-9077491692256618432008-03-12T02:13:00.000-07:002008-03-12T02:13:00.000-07:00I am the only feminist I know ...I am the only feminist I know ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-81582191003195527732008-03-11T11:24:00.000-07:002008-03-11T11:24:00.000-07:00w2: god bless that 1%. I met mine early on and he...w2: god bless that 1%. I met mine early on and he did a lot for the cause of men in general. here's to you, unsung 1%...your truth is marching on!<BR/><BR/>joeVegas: this has been a public service announcement on behalf of nice men everywhere! some women need to pull their heads out and act normal.<BR/><BR/>beast: you'd think it would have the opposite effect. i of course can continue in blissful ignorance since i have no real idea of what saladcream tastes like; im thinking 'miracle whip' but its all academic at this location in the sandwich galaxy.<BR/><BR/>tick: I will alert the media.<BR/><BR/>SSA: yeah, no kidding.from the popup ads i keep getting, a lot of those cottages are in Bow. why Bow? is Bow the secret sex capitol of the Northwest? is it on the interestion of some kind of sexual ley line network?? WHY BOW DEAR GOD WHY?<BR/><BR/>Coppens: hell yeah. im here to assist in the exnostrilfication of all your hot beverages. Slainte, y'all!<BR/><BR/>voices: you see, you're so used to reading about women bitching that when you run across one of us pleading on BEHALF of you guys you just cant get your brain around it. I understand. *lights bong hit for Voices* breathe deep the gathering gloom, homes.<BR/><BR/>Mr Gaskin! hey you! can you imagine? i mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE? first of all, someone had entirely too much free time, and secondly...well, secondly the ability to blow smoke rings does kind of impress me. huh.<BR/><BR/>dangerpanda: it looks like a good site, actually. but once again, too many people with too much free time. DEEP FRY A DAMN PICKLE? please people. no. <BR/><BR/>tom909: thank you my darling! this was not meant to make you doubt; it was meant to make you stand up and be counted! i am man! need the info, dammit! but, just, mainly thank you *blush*<BR/><BR/>hendrix: i will not berate you for your absence *snif* no will i pester you with demands for more more more of your incredible writing...*snif* no, i will merely say 'thank you' and *snif* just....<BR/>*runs off sobbing*<BR/><BR/>ziggi: FAMILIAR LOOKING SUN DRIED TOMATO?? come on. that was either an act of extradorinary mercy on behalf of the VALIS or...come on, don't think you can just toss out an image like 'familiar looking sun dried tomato' and just LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!!!<BR/><BR/>foilwoman: the aluminum archangel of action speaks! how you been chickie????? yeah, thats a part of it, and particularly for our generation. definitely was the case when i was starting out. but there comes a time when you gotta figure that the whole 'nice girl' image is pretty much moot; when someone has their face in the place already, your 'nice girl' shtick is pretty much played, you know?<BR/><BR/>daisy: eggZACKLY! WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??????<BR/><BR/>gale: hey, you're supposed to be in mexico! go vacation! don't be here! go vacation! have fun! i command it! (thanks for the tequila *slurp*)<BR/><BR/>awa: i don't think we have it in America. don't be afraid. really. and the stuff on the french fry is garlic aioli. *coaxes awa out from behind sofa with a mortadella*<BR/><BR/>surly: anything you had to comment after having read what this raging nympho just wrote would be kind of...not as nympo-y by virtue of comparison.<BR/>-OR WOULD IT?<BR/>hey! wait! come back! hey!<BR/><BR/>voices: keep your filthy double entendres to yourself, sirrah. *quickly closes 3 windows on browser* you have offended my delicate sensibilities.<BR/><BR/>mr. the dog: yet another man completely bemused by the fact that there is one feminist in the world who is NOT blaming everything on men! YOU ARE LOVED HERE!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-22681274807444437652008-03-11T05:43:00.000-07:002008-03-11T05:43:00.000-07:00I have read this post twice and I still didnt know...I have read this post twice and I still didnt know what it was all about so I googled a few words... which is why I didn't comment till now as I got a bit distractamalated as your President might say!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-15922702418306665962008-03-10T11:56:00.000-07:002008-03-10T11:56:00.000-07:00heh, its monday and the same post is still up... m...heh, its monday and the same post is still up... must have had a little too much salad cream this weekend eh?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-16078215891008560912008-03-10T11:36:00.000-07:002008-03-10T11:36:00.000-07:00i was going to leave a comment but i couldn't thin...i was going to leave a comment but i couldn't think of anything to say that didn't make me sound like a raving nympho.<BR/><BR/>so, we'll just leave it at:<BR/><BR/>salad cream? urk.surly girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414631534757427023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-79266635857431995132008-03-10T00:43:00.000-07:002008-03-10T00:43:00.000-07:00I can't get past the salad cream.Something about t...I can't get past the salad cream.<BR/><BR/>Something about that makes me want to cover my eyes.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1884394160279909812008-03-09T17:17:00.000-07:002008-03-09T17:17:00.000-07:00Have you ever considered teaching sex ed? Really, ...Have you ever considered teaching sex ed? Really, I think it would be a money maker for you...I so enjoy your blog. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over, or maybe its the tequila. No no its the blog. But I would share my tequila if I could.Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-44698000004657203982008-03-09T07:26:00.000-07:002008-03-09T07:26:00.000-07:00FN i have always been able to tell people how i wa...FN i have always been able to tell people how i want it without being too offensive...the last man i was with...was i have to say the most considerate lover ever...and damn but he could go for hours to make sure i was pleasured...only problem was every once in a while, i didn't want to go for hours, if you get my meaning and when i told him that...he adjusted quite well with a combo...it's always better to be honest in that situation and tell the person what you want...if not...you won't get it!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-2060529381095414112008-03-08T21:42:00.000-08:002008-03-08T21:42:00.000-08:00Hilarious post. Well, there is the part where wom...Hilarious post. Well, there is the part where women who act like they like sex, want to learn about sex, and want to have sex get insulted and demeaned for such behavior so they are socialized into adopting the "I'm a lady and I don't think about that" persona. That's a part of it. If every guy who wants to get action in the next decade would vow (hands on testicles, like the Romans did, to indicate the seriousness of the oath) to react to any woman indicating sexual interest, availability, or enthusiam with respect (regardless of whether the interest expressed was reciprocated) and not punish the woman for such interest or enthusiasm or availability, I think a lot more women would open up and discover not only how to light this candle but teach the men in their lives how to do the same.<BR/><BR/>And the inability to follow directions as a gender stereotype doesn't work so well in this area. We're responsibility for our own bodies, but if we say "softer" or "harder" or "less fluttery" or "if you touch me there again in that namby-pamby way I'm going to debone you", it really would behoove the guy to listen up and take direction.<BR/><BR/>Rant aside, hilarious and delightful post, as always (but then, even though you don't know me, you apparently know what I like).Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-52045732558880299592008-03-08T06:49:00.000-08:002008-03-08T06:49:00.000-08:00where's my comment gone? I was about Himself and t...where's my comment gone? I was about Himself and the familiar looking sundried tomato and I can't explain it all again!Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-86705250687690900162008-03-08T04:51:00.000-08:002008-03-08T04:51:00.000-08:00You need a grant from the government, or perhaps y...You need a grant from the government, or perhaps your own talk show. At the very least get this printed off and start handing it out because this post is definitely a public service. <BR/>Great (and hilarious) writing - as ever!hendrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12845077524362290153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-88520107432857141102008-03-08T00:09:00.000-08:002008-03-08T00:09:00.000-08:00omg, I forgot how good this blog was. Thank you FN...omg, I forgot how good this blog was. Thank you FN for filling me with so much self-doubt - in fact that's it, I'm gonna give up shagging for good.<BR/>I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, wondering what it must be like to be able to write this stuff.<BR/>Top Post FN - you have restored my faith in the art of blogging.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-29404293523853156232008-03-07T15:24:00.000-08:002008-03-07T15:24:00.000-08:00There is nothing I love more than when you get all...There is nothing I love more than when you get all educational! And "Deep Frying for the Brave" is a site that deserves more research--thanks for the recommendation.Pernicious Pandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398147887114002182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-72322660324913574422008-03-07T12:47:00.000-08:002008-03-07T12:47:00.000-08:00I have to admit, I was very inexperienced up to 15...I have to admit, I was very inexperienced up to 15 - when I knew where it was and what it was for (although at that stage, I still thought a vulva was a type of scandinavian car) and didn't really become 'worldly' until I joined the merchant navy. At that point I thought I'd seen it all when that thai woman who could fire pingpong balls across the room and smoke with it. (and blow smoke rings..)<BR/><BR/>MJ was right, maybe those aircraft taxi-in paddle things would help direct to maximum effectMr Gaskins Curiosity Emporiumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555018438247987593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-19107565254608942342008-03-07T12:13:00.000-08:002008-03-07T12:13:00.000-08:00oooooooooohhhhhhhh! now i get it... i'm not suppos...oooooooooohhhhhhhh! now i get it... i'm not supposed to tie you up with out asking first?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-29598094729800661602008-03-07T12:08:00.000-08:002008-03-07T12:08:00.000-08:00ummm. wtf? i mean it this time... i tried to read ...ummm. wtf? i mean it this time... i tried to read it backwards even... i dont get it? are there really guys ou there like that?<BR/><BR/>turn the lights on! lets see ya in all your glory! lets have it your way!!!<BR/><BR/>*finds himself with hands in pants and feeling a little dizzy*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75455881944880661222008-03-07T10:31:00.000-08:002008-03-07T10:31:00.000-08:00A++You have somehow managed to outdo yourself? You...A++<BR/><BR/>You have somehow managed to outdo yourself? You are so hilarious.<BR/>I am laughing so hard...<BR/>thanks for making me exnostrilcate my coffee and pee my pants.<BR/><BR/>MWUAH!<BR/>XX OORomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-86387852705305878472008-03-07T09:41:00.000-08:002008-03-07T09:41:00.000-08:00I agree with so much of this, especially the confo...I agree with so much of this, especially the confounded male thing. I cannot tell you the number of my guy friends who bitch that their girlfriend or wife won't a) let them have the lights on, even or b) go down south. EVER. At all. No wonder prostitiution's still a booming cottage industry....heh heh.Secret Agent Squidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05476981658365289358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-82363261253977932732008-03-07T01:22:00.000-08:002008-03-07T01:22:00.000-08:00I've just slipped out a brown trout. Feel so much ...I've just slipped out a brown trout. Feel so much better.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.com