tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post6986952343713507651..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: houseguestsFirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-39003501982859791382007-11-02T15:59:00.000-07:002007-11-02T15:59:00.000-07:00I love spiders! But where's Wilbur?Couldn't the Y...I love spiders! But where's Wilbur?<BR/><BR/>Couldn't the YB just make some screens? I thought he was handy like that.<BR/><BR/>I refuse to comment on the giant poolalalaI'm-not-listening...Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-8797716056688551502007-11-01T08:29:00.000-07:002007-11-01T08:29:00.000-07:00I hope that batman outfit has a big butt flap....I hope that batman outfit has a big butt flap....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75261474662818779252007-10-31T17:31:00.000-07:002007-10-31T17:31:00.000-07:00'shot: well there ya go. of course those are THE O...'shot: well there ya go. of course those are THE ONES THAT WERE REPORTED. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!<BR/><BR/>WCSN: YOU ARE BACK! TRIUMPHANTLY! just for being back triumphantly, you get to pick out what the next post is about.<BR/><BR/>dinahmow: oh thanks. they wear shoes too? thats just great. gaaaah.<BR/><BR/>homoE: only for moths. moths, for some reason just gross me right out the house. ew ew ew ew ew moths.<BR/><BR/>innerV: welcome! i once knew a woman just like that. dump off a giant freak log in the toilet and leave it peering over the rim? just wacky family fun! go read the 'Meadows' posts tagged over on my sidebar. <BR/><BR/>savannah: i have heard fearsome tales of the palmetto bug...one of the reasons i will NEVER VISIT THE SOUTH. that and the walking fish. no.<BR/><BR/>sopwith: do you really want to go there, sopwith? do you really? i'm going to cut you a break and pretend that you're alluding to one of my favorite Ike and Tina songs, ok? happy halloween.<BR/><BR/>awaiting: the SSA was just over here running up the goonybirds Batman outfit. nananananananana,<BR/>nananananananana, BATMAAAAAN! happy halloween!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75751854826550599052007-10-31T15:09:00.000-07:002007-10-31T15:09:00.000-07:00I'm in a mad rush to get the kids all duked up in ...I'm in a mad rush to get the kids all duked up in scarecrow costumes I spent the whole day making. Just wanted to pop in and say have a happy halloween!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-38129262817887266242007-10-31T14:24:00.000-07:002007-10-31T14:24:00.000-07:00"I may be a nut but I'm a nut with limits"And a bu..."I may be a nut but I'm a nut with limits"<BR/><BR/>And a bush?Sopwith-Camelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01279739015827329318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-77079831316195156962007-10-31T14:01:00.000-07:002007-10-31T14:01:00.000-07:00i live in the south...palmetto bugs...that's all i...i live in the south...palmetto bugs...that's all i'll say...BUT, i did get a faux mink blanket today (retail therapy and it was only 17usd!) so i'm going back to my couch and veg out...my foot still hurts.savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-65342729938524389762007-10-31T09:24:00.000-07:002007-10-31T09:24:00.000-07:00cheeses youngest daughter leaves the "remains" in ...cheeses youngest daughter leaves the "remains" in the toilet for some reason all the time... im not sure how to react every time. <BR/>"WTF? that thing is huge! hey cheese check this out!"<BR/>or<BR/>"WTF? someone needs to flush the toilet, this is gross!"<BR/>or<BR/>"WTF?" and flush it myself...<BR/>we used to do that kindof "shit" at friends houses, yah know, just leave it in there for them to discover... hahahahahaaa happy hallow ween!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1863571739737716632007-10-31T09:13:00.000-07:002007-10-31T09:13:00.000-07:00It sounds as if the goonybird was saving it up for...It sounds as if the goonybird was saving it up for 3 years and that is why he expelled a 4 1/2 foot "poothon".<BR/><BR/>"I don't like spiders and snakes.<BR/>And that ain't what it takes to love me.<BR/>You fool, you fool"<BR/>Jim Stafford, classic novelty tune<BR/><BR/>Screens schmeens! I'll bet that you do a mean Tippi Hendren impersonation..EEEEE!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-9791903945526695852007-10-31T03:36:00.000-07:002007-10-31T03:36:00.000-07:00You want really freaky? Those huntsman spiders CB ...You want really freaky? Those huntsman spiders CB mentioned are audible when they run down the panelling.Yep!dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-58013251873634710492007-10-30T20:50:00.000-07:002007-10-30T20:50:00.000-07:00Hmmmm. Not what I was expecting to find for my tri...Hmmmm. Not what I was expecting to find for my triumphant return.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-87781744818217299252007-10-30T19:12:00.000-07:002007-10-30T19:12:00.000-07:00Just a general FYI: "More than 13,000 spider bites...Just a general FYI: "More than 13,000 spider bites were reported to the American Association of Poison Control Centers in 1997, with no deaths; more than 1,300 of the bites were described as moderate or severe. The reported death rate from documented bites occurs in less than 1% of reported cases. Young children appear to be at highest risk for a lethal bite."<BR/>~http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic599.htmRimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1091460905380632152007-10-30T18:30:00.000-07:002007-10-30T18:30:00.000-07:00'shot: foundja!frobi: thats exactly the spider I h...'shot: foundja!<BR/><BR/>frobi: thats exactly the spider I had, the fat ones with the speckled back that build the beautiful orb webs in the fall. she probably met someone nice and shacked up! no birds! NO BIRDS! *snif*<BR/><BR/>21Mom: lalala, yoowoooo woo, lala...<BR/><BR/>muttley: it's like Tardis Butt or something. and hell yeah; as god is my witness i will NEVER potty train a child AGAIN.<BR/><BR/>pink: you live in the land of jumbo creepy crawlies, though. here everyone 8 leggedy is small and nice. or mostly nice.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-83705953842220859702007-10-30T16:29:00.000-07:002007-10-30T16:29:00.000-07:00spiders of all kinds freak me outspiders of all kinds freak me outAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-21080852529195047112007-10-30T13:17:00.000-07:002007-10-30T13:17:00.000-07:00You could brick up the windows.. and spray like fl...You could brick up the windows.. and spray like fly spray. I remember huge turds... I am glad mine are too old for that. They do it in private and clog the loos...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-15568891895419497902007-10-30T10:34:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:34:00.000-07:00You can make your own screens for cheap - they se...You can make your own screens for cheap - they sell all the necessary parts at the hardware store and it is easy. It would keep the bugs out, though and I'm guessing that would leave a big hole in your life so never mind.21stCenturyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02370504811536749950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-23358978834534611582007-10-30T08:55:00.000-07:002007-10-30T08:55:00.000-07:00I had a pet spider in my bedroom, unfortunately it...I had a pet spider in my bedroom, unfortunately it was squashed as I opened the door once.<BR/><BR/>I also had a speckled spider in the garden, the sort that always appears in autumn, with a beautiful ambitious web, I used to flick bugs into the web. I fact i used to be a "feeder" to it. It got bigger and bigger. Then it disappeared. Prob. so fat it was spotted by a bird.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75638743712329719612007-10-30T08:37:00.000-07:002007-10-30T08:37:00.000-07:00FN: Did you really not get the recipe yet? I sent...FN: Did you really not get the recipe yet? I sent it last night to your e-mail.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-75442820608173599112007-10-30T08:25:00.000-07:002007-10-30T08:25:00.000-07:00footman: are you SURE you don't own a Harley? go c...footman: are you SURE you don't own a Harley? go check. really. // guess what? i've got another 'footman is god' post coming up. suffer.<BR/><BR/>'shot: well? where am the sapsucker? she said, guilty of not even having typed hers up yet.ps its a VICTORY VEGAS 8-BALL, BABY. BACK IN BLACK! YEAH! SUCK ON IT!<BR/><BR/>joy: *blush* goonis.// we have to go across the mountains to see mantises...they're just amazing, aren't they? perfect and intricate.<BR/><BR/>kristy: honest, i do have limits. really, i do. i mean, i did post a picture of rehydrated dog crap out in my back yard once, but thats different. kind of.<BR/><BR/>pam: isn't it horrifying? and infants! they blow out three times what they take in! how is this thing possible? someone call stephen hawking please! (how you doing, chickie? i am thinking of you. i'd also like you to give me a dingle at the new addo about your new writing project. its interesting!)<BR/><BR/>punkie: the black widows here are not deadly. they only kill other bugs. the bite will make you sick and leave a mark for awhile, but like any sting, unless you're allergic thats all that will happen. i love to watch them move, they're like ballet dancers.<BR/><BR/>beast: my girldog does the same thing. if it's on the floor, it's food. moving or not. food or not. paper, leaves, spiders, hornets, forget it. i vaccuum anyway but sometimes i wonder why i bother.<BR/><BR/>ziggi: let me assure you that the killer poo was BY FAR the most traumatising thing that i have ever posted on. you were NOT HERE. get down on your knees and thank GOD for that.<BR/><BR/>gale: y'all have those 'screaming idaho bugs' though. those cicadas that zzzzzeeeeeemmmzzzzzzeeeeemm all summer long? we thought we had a chipped gear in the transmission! <BR/><BR/>cb: now THAT would freak me out. what if you stepped on it? or it landed on you? you'd BETTER be sitting on the john because I know what my first reaction would be. that said, i, sworn enemy of mice, used to let a mouse stalk the cockroaches around the carpet in one particularly slummy place i lived in. it was cool to watch. and mice are better than roaches so HA.(btw fixded the link. thanks!)<BR/><BR/>joe: he just starred in the dugong post! he played the part of 'Opie'. (no, he was the small, dirty gnomelike creature.) tell you what; come persuade my cpu to start talking to my camera again and you'll see some damn Goonybird pictures, I promise. meanwhile i'll enjoy your butterbaby and be a grandma vicariously.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-88137539438198477612007-10-30T07:52:00.000-07:002007-10-30T07:52:00.000-07:00I post photos of granddaughter all the time. Why n...I post photos of granddaughter all the time. Why no shots of your grandson's productions?JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-28305768210716053122007-10-30T02:59:00.000-07:002007-10-30T02:59:00.000-07:00Ooh, a spider story! How appropriate at Halloween....Ooh, a spider story! How appropriate at Halloween. When i was in Australia livin' in da rainforest, we had this huge female huntsman spider that decided to live in our bathroom. Huntsman spiders don't weave nests, they actively stalk their prey. This one was clever. She figured out that when one of us went into the bathroom at night and flicked the light on, every bug in the fucking rainforest swarmed in. We'd leave, turn off the light, and she'd run around the walls and ceiling like a little hoover, sucking up all the moths and mosquitoes. At first she scared the hell out of us, but after we figured out her game we decided to keep her. Dead useful spider, that one. It was only slightly disconcerting to be sitting on the crapper and look up to see a spider the size of your hand on the ceiling directly above you. We named her Matilda.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Over here none of the houses have screens in the windows. I'm not sure the English know what screens are. They just don't have mosquitos over here like we have at home, though, so it's not a big deal.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(Ps. you link to my place isn't working. wah!)Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-10725082334969642682007-10-30T02:05:00.000-07:002007-10-30T02:05:00.000-07:00I dont' have a personal spider, I never felt the n...I dont' have a personal spider, I never felt the need. I do have plenty of dust bunnies and have just about named everyone. I have screens on the windows but they came with the house. I clean the house when I see webs, how incredibly distructive and boring of me.<BR/>I did like watching 'Charlotte's Web' as a child....Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-44487504316383166632007-10-30T01:22:00.000-07:002007-10-30T01:22:00.000-07:00killer poo and spiders - less traumatising then th...killer poo and spiders - less traumatising then the cooking I suppose, but not much.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-50692455866754494552007-10-30T01:20:00.000-07:002007-10-30T01:20:00.000-07:00I had a marvellous spider living under my sofa , t...I had a marvellous spider living under my sofa , that had big knobby knees (I know it sounds like MJ but I am sure its a spider) whenever I used to come in the house it used to scuttle out and stnd vibrating on the floor , I chose to believe it was sayin howdy..... I used to shout in response , Yo spider and it used to scuttle off again.<BR/>It used to scuttle about in a companiable way of an evening , and I got quiet attached to it.<BR/>It all ended horribly when Mr C popped by and let the dogs in first . Out scuttled the spider to greet our guests , only to be eaten by the greedy little beast lloyd , who knows a tasty snack when he see's one :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1480782381421125242007-10-30T01:19:00.000-07:002007-10-30T01:19:00.000-07:00WHAT. THE. FUCK........a black widow.....a black w...WHAT. THE. FUCK........a black widow.....a black widow spider, as in the bitey, can kill a man with one bite, BLACK WIDOW SPIDER????????<BR/><BR/>*Hyperventilating*<BR/><BR/>We have freaky assed spiders here, and when they get too big, I put them....well husband puts them outside...........but a black widow.......the image is too strong and I have to go pass out now.<BR/>xPumpkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06592024755337057876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-87523428642268870382007-10-30T01:13:00.000-07:002007-10-30T01:13:00.000-07:00Oh Firsty, isn't it horrible just how large a turd...Oh Firsty, isn't it horrible just how large a turd our little ones can squeeze out?? Astounding!<BR/><BR/>and I love to watch spiders as well. I don't want one in my bathroom, mind you, but outside my windows where I can watch them. <BR/><BR/>You are a good soul.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.com