tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post7568322236825158470..comments2024-01-02T21:41:49.068-08:00Comments on Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.: Yellow Capybara: Mandate Have Retaliating!FirstNationshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-68307088605566601762007-07-13T12:04:00.001-07:002007-07-13T12:04:00.001-07:00...stop me if my fantasy life is getting a little ......stop me if my fantasy life is getting a little florid here.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-65043938901450112642007-07-13T12:04:00.000-07:002007-07-13T12:04:00.000-07:00beast: it's true.Betty: you can borrow mine but pl...beast: it's true.<BR/><BR/>Betty: you can borrow mine but please return it with a full tank.<BR/><BR/>hendrix:you poor sucke-i mean, yes, of course, you're right. science.<BR/><BR/>gale: sometimes the muse beckons. this time the muse was a bald chicken.<BR/><BR/>cb: *snif* thank GOD, you get me! it's so gratifying to finally be UNDERSTOOD by someone!<BR/><BR/>savannah: sweet tea, i bet. mmmmmmm, sweet tea. not THAT sweet, tea, just in general sweet tea.<BR/><BR/>garfy: and this is me ON prozac, kids. no net, either.<BR/><BR/>ziggy: you would. stupid cat.<BR/><BR/>billy:thankee!<BR/><BR/>sopwith: what mushrooms? *hides 'chocolate milkshake', looks around innocently*<BR/><BR/>ara: i always liked <BR/>'I started this heat waaaaave, <BR/>by <BR/>BOOM DE BOOM! BOOM DE BOOM! <BR/>YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! '<BR/>('making her seat wave' implied.)<BR/><BR/>rocky: it must be an aquatic chicken, i figure.<BR/><BR/>kristy: Croce isn't really dead, you know. He's working South America in the chicken porn industry. (looks exactly like my Bikers' useless friend George... the guy in the tub does. Not the toilet chicken.)<BR/><BR/>G: you see what you miss? cultchuh! nuttin but cultchuh!<BR/><BR/>fatty: oh, we do. and they're a huge, sad joke and an embarrassement to the nation here, too. right wing loser shitheads.<BR/><BR/>beast; come over to frobi's and I'll make you a nice sandwich while you and JungleJane tp his garden!<BR/><BR/>mj: you spent your vacation with a leggy naked woman frolicking in front of the mirror and taking doidy pichers of each others bits and you want me to believe WHAT?<BR/>PSHAW I say.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1275266387655945322007-07-13T10:00:00.000-07:002007-07-13T10:00:00.000-07:00And this (your posts) is the reason I should stay ...And this (your posts) is the reason I should stay at home instead of going on holidays.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-45179341358293999132007-07-13T04:31:00.000-07:002007-07-13T04:31:00.000-07:00I want chicken for me dinner now and I want to go ...I want chicken for me dinner now and I want to go to Hawaii.<BR/><BR/>***looks at single rasher of bacon left in fridge and can of baked beans<BR/><BR/>Life is full of dissapiontments :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-73179814211657588122007-07-12T22:49:00.000-07:002007-07-12T22:49:00.000-07:00I don't think I'll be able to eat chicken anymore,...I don't think I'll be able to eat chicken anymore, thanks to that vampire/bat chicken picture.<BR/><BR/>But I did laugh.<BR/><BR/>I didn't know you had the Minutemen up there. I mean, the border with Canada? There has got to be fuck all for them to do there but smoke weed. The ones down in the Arizona desert must be jealous.Fat Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13281847009588579898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-33851381678706616742007-07-12T20:12:00.000-07:002007-07-12T20:12:00.000-07:00That was too excellent. For these lines alone, I c...That was too excellent. <BR/><BR/>For these lines alone, I could go away in a better mood:<BR/><BR/>"But once I figured out the dash<BR/>My Native ass was flying<BR/>I flew out past the nudist camp<BR/>and did some nekkid spying."<BR/><BR/>And flipping off the Minutemen part was pretty damn funny. Capping off with the "pardon me, is this Monterey?" was just the perfect touch.<BR/><BR/>High time I got back for a visit ay?Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-63128855787043139102007-07-12T16:33:00.000-07:002007-07-12T16:33:00.000-07:00I never knew Jim Croce took any publicity shots po...I never knew Jim Croce took any publicity shots posing in a bathtub with a nude chicken carsus. Cool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-13848596780604545352007-07-12T15:40:00.000-07:002007-07-12T15:40:00.000-07:00A ha ha ha - I'm loving the last shot - cold stick...A ha ha ha - I'm loving the last shot - cold sticky chicken on cold toilet rim - ugh but oh so funny.rockmotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08939586655533001122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-24981350266945082912007-07-12T13:19:00.000-07:002007-07-12T13:19:00.000-07:00Every time I sang 'It Ain't Necessarily So', I use...Every time I sang 'It Ain't Necessarily So', I used to thrill at:<BR/>"He made his home in<BR/>That fish's abdomen".....<BR/>You give old Cole a run for his money and that ain't hay!Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976792737020577126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-1832625768225819462007-07-12T09:56:00.000-07:002007-07-12T09:56:00.000-07:00Go easy on those little mushrooms with the tiny po...Go easy on those little mushrooms with the tiny pointed top.Sopwith-Camelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01279739015827329318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-58334319838508919922007-07-12T09:41:00.000-07:002007-07-12T09:41:00.000-07:00Me likey.Me likey.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-49820145309888064262007-07-12T09:33:00.000-07:002007-07-12T09:33:00.000-07:00I feel sorry for the cat!I feel sorry for the cat!Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-64612601901035461322007-07-12T09:23:00.000-07:002007-07-12T09:23:00.000-07:00KEEP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION MY DEAR.You know the t...KEEP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION MY DEAR.<BR/><BR/>You know the trouble you got into with that muskrat the last time you laid off the lithium.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-39947305659116751092007-07-12T08:02:00.000-07:002007-07-12T08:02:00.000-07:00too damn funny, sugar! and i have the coffee splat...too damn funny, sugar! and i have the coffee splattered desktop to prove it!! LMFAO!!!!savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-52945003181406221592007-07-12T04:34:00.000-07:002007-07-12T04:34:00.000-07:00"Walmart... all fart"pure, unadulterated, GENIUS. ..."Walmart... all fart"<BR/>pure, unadulterated, GENIUS. Rhyme is much more than just a nice-sounding poetic devise to make verse more aesthetically pleasing to the ear. it can, in the hands of a master, have a profound impact on the meaning of the poem. take Chaucer's 'Shipman's Tale.' In that poem all words petaining to sex are rhymed with words pertaining to money. It subtly conveys how the character of the Shipman viewed sex as a comodity, utterly devoid of emotion and purely something to be used and traded. Here you have rhymed Walmart with fart. It is my interpretation that this conveys a semantic link between the multinational megacorporation and a bunch of smelly hot air contributing to global warming. Clearly Ms. Nations is making a statement about the ultimate futility of capitalism (it will disperse in a vapor, having left nothing productive behind) and the short-term unpleasantness of same. This is a work of poetic, political genius the likes of which have not been written since the days of Swift. Ms. Nations, I commend you.<BR/>*stands up and applauds*Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-4347074739355776662007-07-12T04:32:00.000-07:002007-07-12T04:32:00.000-07:00That was so fun to read, not a fan of anything rem...That was so fun to read, not a fan of anything remotely looking like poetry but I could read this stuff all day.Galehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07054170274536788586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55185817900752465302007-07-12T03:13:00.000-07:002007-07-12T03:13:00.000-07:00Of course it's all true. Everything FN writes is ...Of course it's all true. Everything FN writes is proper scientifically proven fact.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-55396463785091482982007-07-12T02:43:00.000-07:002007-07-12T02:43:00.000-07:00I want to believe that it's all true. I live my l...I want to believe that it's all true. I live my life vicariously through the more interesting lives of others.<BR/><BR/>I want a spaceship.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-16955132659600386932007-07-11T22:56:00.000-07:002007-07-11T22:56:00.000-07:00the fun you can have with an oven ready chicken !!...the fun you can have with an oven ready chicken !!!!!BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-64568590144699196962007-07-11T21:39:00.000-07:002007-07-11T21:39:00.000-07:00dinahMow: yes, they are. honest to snot they call ...dinahMow: yes, they are. honest to snot they call themselves the Minuteman Militia. they park their stupidass vehicles on the border between here and Canada and wear camo and have binoculars and walkie talkies and are a bunch of assholes trying to save us from al quaida. or mexican migrant workers. something.<BR/><BR/>danator: you go right on ahead and ENJOY HAWAII! Wanna moka fati? Kamanya wana parti? Rockya fuckin buttoff! ( so smashed.)FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-71540815623710405032007-07-11T18:06:00.000-07:002007-07-11T18:06:00.000-07:00I...Oh, hell, I can't even think about this. I've...I...<BR/><BR/>Oh, hell, I can't even think about this. I've got to go...Da Natorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192516325402230720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21067023.post-35537987742218734452007-07-11T17:05:00.000-07:002007-07-11T17:05:00.000-07:00I'm the first to say "you're funny."You're also a ...I'm the first to say "you're funny."<BR/>You're also a bit of a fibber cos you said you can't right rhymes.Bulldust! Do it again.<BR/>(Are those border patrollers really named like that?)dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.com