DATES TO REMEMBER IN MARCH:
March 2: International Take Your Dog Dowsing Day. Because you never know.
March 4: Apterygi Day, New Zealand. Festival celebrating the kiwi, a flightless, hair covered baseball. The kiwi plays a vital role in the economy of this island nation, where it is cloned in large vats and exported for use as a nutritious spreadable butter in third world countries.
March 1: Ass Wednesday. Feast of the Burning Donkeys in the island nation of Norway. On Wednesday.
March 13: Dio del Ristomunte, Brazil. Day of the Resteraunteurs. On this day the citizens of this island nation celebrate the return of the Royal Mounted Restauranteurs.
March 17: St. Patricks Day. Comemorating the mass circumcision of the Irish Patricks. On an island.
March 21: Natilacio de Benito Juarez, Iceland. Celebrating Natalie and Ben 'Little Benny" Juarez, this island nations' famed Mafia ballroom dancing team.
March 26: Mothering Sunday, UK. Synchronized childbirth is the order of the day on Mothering Sunday, when women of all lands gather to compete in this ancient, time honored event.
March 20: The Vernal Equinox. Free well drinks for ladies during happy hour!
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You go for it!! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI guess with all that syncronised childbirth, mothering sunday is the only chance us lot in the UK get to go surfing then?
They celebrate the Kiwi? Well, long nights with not much to do except look at the scenery...
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