My computer was wiped out completely-COMPLETELY- by the April Fools' virus. For Gods sake, folks, be careful opening your e-mails. Particularly forwards. I'm pretty sure thats how it snuck in. I checked my mail, then turned off the computer for the day. When I turned it back on, garbage. Toast. A giant heaving pile of steaming fecal debris rotating silently in the void like a derelict spaceship from the planet Fuckroast.
What this means to you is that Paul is going on hiatus. For those of you new to the nutty wacky zaniness and madcap tomfoolery, go hit the archives and see what you missed and cry. (Ignore the labels. The labels mean nothing.) Hit the sidebar and go visit the Muk-sponsored sites. If you want an invite to Unorthodox Juju, or to wah and kvetch about me going on hiatus, or to send me money, gimme a dingle at
redace196oATgmailDOTcom
While I'm here I'll bring things up to date...
The Playboy of the Western World passed away and left us with a lot of things to finalize. He also left us more than enough wherewithal to finalize said things with, which was an unexpected blessing. As in, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.
The Playboy of the Western World is in heaven, and heaven is a significantly more fabulous place because of that
The Stainless Steel Amazon is going to have a baby here in May sometime, and she's going to do a home birth because she is not a simpering tool of the patriarchy and because birth is not an abnormal occurrance
The Lucky Bastard is riding a Sportster, growing a beard and getting ready to be a dad
The Goonybird is growing like a goony weed and doing his damndest to teach himself how to read!
The Arborist continues butch as fuck and hard as nails, making tall trees tremble, cows cower, and slashing tequila out the neck of the bottle
Girl Getty is still far too gorgeous, has 50% more hair and has opened another store!
Jimmy the Greek is cooking and reading!
Teh Princess is dancing!
Spreidel is running!
The important thing is, everyone is employed, healthy and happy.
Me, I'm outta here.
Monday, April 06, 2009
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