Fine, actually I'm re-doing my bedroom. Now here's a nice picture of Mr. Egyptian Penis Man:
Mr. Egyptian Penis Man says "Look busy"
I say "Never drive a car that has one wheel falling off it"
Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.