Fine, actually I'm re-doing my bedroom. Now here's a nice picture of Mr. Egyptian Penis Man:
Mr. Egyptian Penis Man says "Look busy"
I say "Never drive a car that has one wheel falling off it"
Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
Are you having a bidet installed?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just use one of the toilet planters?
Cleopatra says: Come to me, Mr. Egyptian Penis Man!
ReplyDeleteHey! I am redoing my bedroom too!
ReplyDeleteInstalling the baseboards and door casing today. And going to try and get at least one coat of paint on the doors.
My bedroom doesn't have an Egyptian Penis Man in it.... in fact, it doesn't have a penis or even a man in it....
Is it me or should he be tested for steroids?
ReplyDeleteWoh! The fertility gods smiled on that one ;-)
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hey now. I am not driving it, I'm sullenly resenting it.
ReplyDeleteAt least I'm not kicking it like Manwife.
I wondered where the amazing egyptian penis man went too. He looks a little dusty - not much use going on there. Huh?
ReplyDeleteGood sound advice all around. Mr. Egyptian Penis man is still looking happy so that's good too.
ReplyDeleteI could have used Mr. Penis Man when I was driving along minding my own bidness when loud thunk followed by wubba wubba wubba skrsssssssssssssssssh sound ensued. "This cain't be good" I sez to myself. KEPT driving to my house, parked, got out and sure enough, my vehicle only possessed THREE tires. Then the adventure really began. (Um this happened in Winter in Alaska 3 years ago or so)
ReplyDeleteOuch!, and Brrr!, Retro!
ReplyDeleteWhat is Mr Egyptian Penis Man looking at?
ReplyDeleteHe looks intrigued.
Is Mr Egyptian Penis Man helping you re do your bedroom or does he just stand around looking all 'penisy'???
ReplyDeleteis mr. egyptian penis man modeled after anyone we know?
ReplyDeleteDoes'nt he looks darned happy?? Or is it just me?
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