I AM IGNORING FACEBOOK!
I would just rather blog and leave it at that.
Thank you for the sheep.
And the ninjas.
That having been said.........
and laugh your ass off like I did!
Oh you totally want to be assless. G'wan.
Hi! We here at Paul would like to make an absurd and ultimately meaningless policy pronouncement. I don't expect anyone to run out and have this tattooed on their ass, but then again I'm not you and I'm not the boss of you either. Stop copying me. Stop it. Moooooooom they won't stop copying me! You're a doofus! No, ok wait-I'm a doofus! Ha!
No, you can't say 'I know you're a doofus ha' if you're copying me! Moooooooooooooooom they won't copy the right way!
Me has no problem whatsoever using that little 'trashcan' icon down at the bottom of the comments posts.
Neither does me feel like me needs to give anyone an explanation if me decides me is annoyed and uses that little trashcan icon at the bottom of the comments posts.
Me also uses comment moderation, word verification and address blocking ALL over the place like I just don't care. Which I don't, by the way. I've been doing it all along.
Remember: It's a big Internet.
Trolls are bad and suck one hundred times of suckness of the whole galaxy and Mars and the Earth and infinity.
Here at the 'Me' show, it is always open season on trolls. Have at, dear fellows! Load heavy and fire at will!
And be advised: If I can find your troll-ass e-mail, I will post it, so prepare to explain that NAMBLA membership the next time you apply for a job online.
3. ACK RESPECKABEL
I struggle to maintain an atmosphere of friendly, understated elegance in my comments lounge. I've spent a lot of time and money selecting a caterer, choosing the furnishings and carefully arranging the objets d'art so that each one is displayed to its best advantage. I've come to think of it as a place where people can relax, exchange ideas, maybe nibble on the hors d'ouevres, have a glass of Cristal, page through the most recent Kirk Johnson photo essays...we keep it sophisticated here at Paul.
That kind of thing takes attention away from what is truly important around here, which is ME.
WHEN USED TOGETHER IN A SENTENCE
MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I OFTEN PISS MYSELF
BUT THEN I KEEP ON LAUGHING ANYWAY
BECAUSE IT'S JUST SUCH AN INCREDIBLY PATHETIC, STUPID,
NO WAIT LET ME CATCH MY BREATH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
The thing that really makes my hemorrhoids flare are pinworms. Debaters! I mean debaters!
I majored, ok? I used to compete, a'aight? I already know it's bullshit.
This is opinion and personal experience here at the 'Me' show. Editorial comment. It's not a goddamn forum.
Really. Please. You aren't going to score points with rhetoric, or by archly pointing out logic flaws, 'Oo! That doesn't follow! Oo! How is that germane? Oo! I think you need to revisit your sources! Oo! I think E. Power Biggs is the unsung God of the Bach fugue!'
It's not my problem that you wasted all that time in college learning an intellectual skill that STILL doesn't make you right.
Neither is it my fault that you don't have the courage to just call the cat a bastard and make a fucking statement of conviction without peeing yourself.
I mean, I don't expect that to stop you; go ahead and try...It'll be hilarious, of course, and people will mock you, and you'll skulk off snuffling with your lip all pouted out and go back home to your parents house, sit in the dark squalid foetor of your basement bedroom in your lil' flannel cowboy pajamas and play your clarinet and cry; 'waa, waa, waa, I'll never be one of the cool kids' with the sound of our vicious laughter ringing in your ears and everything, but for GODS SAKE don't let that stop you! Long sentence, huh. I do that here all the time. I am outta control. I tell you what, people like me shouldn't be allowed to lower the tone of public discourse. Woooooo. I'm crazy.
Do, please, I beg you, DO come here and try to crush all who oppose you by criticizing their grammar and punctuation mistakes, however minor. EVERYONE respects that.