Saturday, March 18, 2006

state o' the nation

How am I?
You are adorable and kind to worry.
In answer, I only have two words:
banana slugs.
Send rum.
*stumbles back to her bed of pain*


  1. The rum is on the way...but I find whisky works better so I sent a flask as well.

  2. Sorry hen.
    Get the SSA to get some for you.
    You can train the Goonyb. to stand still and rest it on his head.
    To entertain you he can do the Propeller Dance.

  3. Rum, indeed.
    What is going on with you, woman? Why are you suddenly feeling so down?
    (or maybe I'm just not good at reading between the lines, and it's not so suddenly)