Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Purple Moon Snail Laughs Bad Fifty Monsters

I swear I wrote a post on Scientology back when. Does anyone remember it? I went back through all my old crap and I can't find it. Unless you really want the fluffy kittens next.
Don't make me get my fluffy kittens.
Cuz I will.

Meanwhile, use your head for something other than a hatrack.
Go read this : What goes up...Alter Egos
Then read everything else.

Then go
here, read the post entitled "A Little Yellow" and bug her to post more often.

Now check out Awaiting:

Isn't that what you always kind of figured? Me too.


Now here's Frobisher. Check out the sunburn he copped in Marbella:

Of course, the side that was facing the sun most of the time is a lot worse.

26 comments:

  1. Heyyyy! That's not me! My breasts are at least a cup size smaller. Everything else looks about right, though.

    Dang, I be sexay!

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  2. awa: tell you what, nothing sticks to that fine. that fine is SLIPPERY.
    now quit sending me nekkid pix. the biker is beginning to SUSPECT.

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  3. Fluffy Kittens? What happened to the Manatees?

    ...and (probably tomorrow) there MIGHT be a story about a certain second largest organ posted at a certain blog.

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  4. bring on the fluffy kittens.



    i remember your post about Scientology (scared the shit out of me), but I can't find it in your archives either. I'm sure more lucid and relevant titles wouldn't help.

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  5. Anonymous2:11 AM

    Frobi, what big nuts you have!

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  6. Anonymous3:48 AM

    Alright! alright! Point taken...I'll post more...
    The picture of the women scared me though...in future can you put a "Warning...do not look at this before you have your first coffee of the day" label on things which are likely to terrify.

    ps. Thanks for the compliment. I will try to post more often.

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  7. I remember the Scientology post as well. It also scared the shit out of me. Perhaps the post has been removed by the Scientologists. Brrr.

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  8. 'shot: bout time bucko.

    cb: so you're trying to say that using the poorly translated titles from a Japanese childrens' show is NOT a good idea? well that's just great.

    frobi: i can't stop!

    qenny: mesmerising, aren't they?

    hendrix: oh, you say that. and then *snif* you.....don't.

    betty: Good to see you lady! and thanks for the paranoia attack! I appreciate that! really!

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  9. Holy torpeodoe-shaped boobs fn....seriously I thought they were coming out the page to get me...almost poked my eye out!!!!

    And Frobisher...well.....what can I say.....but DAMN that looks painfull!!

    Alright, so you write fantastic tales....post pictures of beautiful bare breasted women and give us recipes for tasty meals....seriously, think I'm getting a crush here!!!!

    ps Fluffy Kittens......I need the fluffy kittens...it's IMPERATIVE that i have the fluffy kittens story!
    xx

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  10. This is a kinda dangly themed post , theres awaiting's dangling hooters and Frobishers plums , its a pity youdidnt get a shot of Mr Mutleys hanging heamariods.

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  11. i'm saying that artistically, it's brilliant. but like so many artistic endeavours it has a few practical drawbacks. but so fucking what! i'm prepared to sacrifice a bit of pragmatism in the name of art.


    is it wrong to love that little rat's tiny penis so much? I think it's a dorable. I want to send it to CuteOverload.

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  12. I remember the Scientology post, too! I just wanted more.

    Can I send you naked pics now?

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    beast: certainly you can't mean our very own beloved mr. the dog, can you? maybe he just needs his glands expressed.
    *ahem*
    yeah, well; don't we all....

    cb: listen, after going through all my stuff i'm in perfect agreement with you. i might go back in with a pointy stick and re-arrange some things.

    danator: yes. lots. now.

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