Monday, May 12, 2008

you know I love you

...all, deeply and unreasonably.

But I have a cold ib by doze. I feel like shit.

*snuuuuurk*

25 comments:

  1. yay! first!

    poor first nations. unless i'm all up in some flower's business, i don't have any allergies to pollen or anything. how in the world did you get a summer cold so quick?

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  2. you want me to send beast, inner voices, and frobisher to you to make you feel better? they could do a rendition of thunder from down under like in vegas.

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  3. poor you! feel better soon, sugar! xox (but from afar, i don't want y'all's cold!)

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  4. I am sending you a flagon of natural cold rememdy I made myself from distilled fish blood, cheese and lardy cake! Also I have summoned a few lower demons and they have promised to combat the virrii - so it will all be over soon!

    By the way - hedgehogs are not very nice - they all have fleas and eat life stuff like slugs all the time...

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  5. That will teach you to go out gardening without your liberty bodice and 50 layers of peticoats .I said at the time , a lack of sensible under clothing and rampant horticulturalism will all end in tears !
    I love it when I am right.

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  6. Drink lots of water. That will stop you from getting a hangover after all the brandy you drank to deal with the cold.

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  7. While you're sick indoors, I'm out on your lawn throwing up in your toilet planter.

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  8. Is it really a cold? Or do you have problems from all that pollen you've been wallowing in during all that gardening? It's a hazard.

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  9. you are welcome to come over and have coffee and hide from the rain on my couch. I have Buffy....

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  10. The SSA may have Buffy, but I have House. Clearly Hugh Laurie is what's called for here.

    And if you come over here to watch it you get the added bonus of making hundreds of other passengers on your transcontinental and transatlantic flights sick, too. You would be doing the world a service by exposing so many people to virulent pathogens, thus thinning the weak members from the heard and allowing to the survivors to develop resistance. The government would have to give you a medal.

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  11. that's what you get for snorting dirt!

    CB's right watch House - he will make you feel better, he's so lickable even when you're snotty.

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  12. been practicing on mjs greasy pole for my thunder down under review at your place...


    mj almost has that toilet planter in your yard full now, ewww.....

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  13. I am emailing you some chicken soup. Its a little dry but works wonders...really

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  14. ARE YOU BETTER YET?????

    ***dances from one foot to the other****

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  15. stands back and hands FN some gyspy cold care...it really works and i know you have it there because my sisters buy it and ship it to me from portland...

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  16. I have some news to make you feel better.

    John Cleese is getting a divorce.

    So wipe your nose and try to do something with your hair.

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  17. Me too...I think the plague is going around :)
    Feel better.

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  18. I highly recommend bed rest, lots of fluids and vaseline...oh wait that's different.

    Your virus obviously came from the deedledeedledeedle source, shoulda washt yer hands.

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  19. Maybe you've got the MAN FLU!

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  20. MJ: Man Flu is nothing to joke about.

    Bare your chest FN! I have the vapour rub here!!

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  21. Aww, I lurrrrv you too FN! I hope you feel better very soon. Sorry you've been having the snotty nose and stuffiness issues so much (it seems) lately. Take good care of yourself.

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  22. still feeling bad eh? time for a good night out with some heavy, heavy drinking.... then one day to really feel like shit and next day presto! you are cured... works every time...

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  23. How dare Miss MJ make light of a serious condition like MANFLU . Whatever next , slapping babies and stamping on kittens. Its obvious if Miss MJ was a man and had to suffer like we do (usually in slience :-) ) she wouldnt joke about it.

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  24. Mssrs. Frobisher and Beast: Try suffering with my menstrual cramps for five minutes.

    Your Man Flu is a hangnail in comparison.

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  25. Feck
    trumped by 'womens problems'
    ***runs off swearing and cursing***

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