Here. Look at this instead.
Kinda brightens you whole day, doesn't it?
Monday, February 09, 2009
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Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
or look at these delicious gourmet eats.
ReplyDeleteI hate the site title, but the food is...it is...yes. it is full of win.
you love me so much.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteOh my..... *fans self rapidly*
ReplyDeleteI'll take that one!
Goodness! You caught me off guard. It's not as chilly in here as I thought it was!
ReplyDeleteIs he in your soon-to-be-published story?
ReplyDeleteActually, no. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteI'd better stick with making gravy. I know that my gravy will turn out lumpy, dark and sturdy. I'm not likely to encounter any lumpy, dark and sturdy men anytime soon though :(
ReplyDeleteOh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ma ma can I have me some of that!?
ReplyDeleteMakes my eyes steam up, phew!
that is not even a real person.. meh!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Mago, honestly... I like a little less manscaping happening, plus that whole "I just rolled in crisco, wanna kiss" look is hella yuck. Take a shower, grow some chest hair and a little padding, put on a rugby jersey and then we will talk Mr Leather Daddy.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to have picked up the Cuprinol Mahogany Woodstain and protect instead of the fake tan!
ReplyDeleteAh yes...
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE: the naysayers are outnumbered. mr. greasy leather dude smokin' a cigar is staying UP. and the longer he stays up, the better, right?
ReplyDelete*scuttles out waggling eyebrows and flicking ashes off cigar*
notice how the room's gotten real estrogen-intensive over the last couple of days? hell yes.
Now lets all be creative and figure out what the dude is saying around that big old Havana cigar?
ReplyDelete"Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about"
Retro
Leather dude says: Chicken burger!
ReplyDeleteLEATHER DUDE SAYS: GIMME THE MUK!
ReplyDeleteactually he says : sweet christmas, joyce, this thong has ridden right up my crack.