The Bizarre Green Mantis Is A Killer !!

If you are new to this site, take a moment and consider the plight of the young lady pictured below. If you find yourself in her predicament on a frequent basis, you might want to stop right here.

...you sad loser. Look! PEE! I just said PEE! Shit! Gall Bladder! Animal Faces! Oh lordy I'M OUT OF CONTROL, people!

After the object lesson in restraint that was April 18, I decided to go a-roaming on the www to cheer myself up, maybe find some nice art. I had a post in mind about pictures of women named Mary, and so I was happily clicking away. But see, staying on task is not my strong suit.

results of FUN SURVEYS :
smurf name: EVIL SMURF
how will you die: I will live to be 115 and be killed by Godzilla
ninja name: CRAZY BASTARD
....all of which please my inner child no end. Yes, for nothing more than a few moments entertainment I volunteered all kinds of information about myself which is now in some marketing database somewhere available to all and sundry. But I'm hoping that whoever purchases this info will be put off by the thought of contacting 'Evil Smurf' about changing her long distance carrier.

Here's a really hairy guy with one nut sort of hanging off to the side. I don't think his name is Mary, but it could be.

Aren't you glad thats not your bedspread?

Madonna, by Edvard Munch. Qualifies as a Mary, I think. But if you search this, and you enter
'Munch images' sometimes you get a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT search result. Try it and see.

You can tell his ideologies are the result of clear reasoning.

This is a cute little dog, I thought. Kind of matched my mood the other day...cute, but terribly disgruntled. Stupid conservative multiple wife having dinner interrupting, doorbelling, bicycle riding toilet heads.

This guy totally reminds me of the first guy I ever lived with. Except he was blonde and had a nicer ass.
Oh, heres a couple of urls I came across.

http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html This is real, and both my dogs totally need one. My grandson too come to think of it. http://www.godawful.net/ For when you just can't be bothered to purchase more Ipecac. I know you run out a lot.

Oh hey, and speaking of vomiting, heres a guy I totally want to f...

No, not really. Well, maybe. If he changes out of the 'Lite Beer' shirt. I dunno. I need to think about this some more.

What do you suppose he's looking at out of the frame there? I say its an AMERICAN EAGLE. On a HARLEY. And, like, they're flying magically across the sky fueled by the strength of their patriotism, trailing a red white and blue rainbow with sparkly things in it like Jem and the Holograms had, but not pink because that would be faggy.

Ever since I found this next picture I have this stupid song running through my head and I can't remember the name of it for the life of me.

"Oh, wibby wib wooby, nibby nobby noobie, la la la, lo looooooooooooo....."
Always check the tanning bed before you go just hopping in all willy nilly. As it were.
Heres something I've always wondered about...can nads tan? They're already a color anyway. Guys?

Here's Eninenstein doing some freestylin for us... You can make this guy say anything. Heres the url: http://www.hetemeel.com/einsteinform.php