Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Dance Of The Adhesive Lumacats

I sent it off this morning.
They say they'll be publishing it in February.

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22 comments:

  1. Congratulations!

    Feel strangely fascinated about these adhesive lumacats of which you write. For some reason, I get a mental image of a refrigerator...

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  2. There now - that wasn't so bad. Here comes the YB with a cold compress....

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  3. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Yay! you're the gurl, and also the resident expert in smelly parts it seems, I am still trying to perfect eggs and bacon jizz.

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  4. Did something excitng happen Fro that I missed?

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  5. Anonymous7:34 PM

    Seriously FN, I read that post out loud to my husband when he got home and peed myself, just a little, but enough to send me runnning off to the shower with a pair of shears in my hands.

    Congratulations and thanks for such a good hearty belly laugh.

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  6. Congratualtions! I wore dirty underwear today, in homage. You're welcome!

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  7. Hee! Congratulations, and totally deserved! It's a terrific article.

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  8. YAY!! How exciting!!!

    Also, i could not stop saying to word 'cooterpie' yesterday.
    Heee

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  9. Tam: i did a post on adhesive lumacats some months back; you see, i have the mysterious ability to predict the pet trends of the future and, yeah.. maybe it's time for an update?
    ara: no, thats a riot baton. no, wait...um.
    knudie: i double dog dare you to run a couple of servings of steamed asparagus with a caramelized onion glase through your hosepipe. I mean eat it first, of course. not the other way. see, i've read your blog.
    megan: that really dirty post i just did on 'poontang'? is getting published in a local gay newspaper! for real!
    kindness: i'm backreadingyou and i'm just blown away that you're here at all. thank you!
    danator: *snif* i'm so touched...thank you. note that i am not mentioning that i already knew that when the wind changed direction and started coming from the northeast again last night. ahem.
    alala: thank you! we'll see what happens. ive got that 'dont count your chickens before they publish' feeling.
    claire: that probably put everyone at work in a holiday mood, though.
    exchange the word 'cooterpie' for the title phrase in the song 'Silver Bells' and see if I'm not right. Hey, Bing won't mind.

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  10. Anonymous10:40 AM

    How marvellous is that , cant wait for the feedback , you are gonna be so proud when you see it in print , and we'all are proud of you to :-)

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  11. Go FN Go FN, it's yer birthday...
    *bops*
    Yay you!

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  12. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Bwahahaha! You are NOT going to remembered for your brown gravy recipe.

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  13. Anonymous3:49 PM

    For an article with more words for fanny than I ever knew it is well deserved.

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  14. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Dear Ms. Nations,

    Our editors have found your article contains language not suitable for the family environment we strive to maintain here at "coochie-licking magazine".

    Please accept our regrets in this matter. We wish you the best of luck in your writing.

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  15. Well done FN!!! I'm dead proud of you!!!

    Now get writing the next one.

    *In Geordie, the word dead replaces the word "very". That I automatically typed a dialect that I don't even use from a place I moved out of 15 years ago should prove how proud of you I am!

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  16. Anonymous2:44 AM

    Ha! can't wait till it comes out in Feb. How do we get a copy?

    Well done

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  17. *raises festive glass of lethal East European brandy in celebration*

    Well done!

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  18. Pootang doesn't seem like an orginal word for a woman part.
    I can't understand the excitement I've heard african americans and rappers use the word pootang.
    It doesn't seem very shocking to me.
    There are millions of names for private parts but I don't understand the thrill.
    It seems rather teenagerish to me but I'd rather have knowlege as my excitment for the day or secrets of the government or some secrets about viacom and MTV.
    I'd rather spy.
    But everyones different which is fine.
    That's alright if you like that kind of pooh thing.
    Good for you Fro.Congratdulations :).

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  19. Anonymous7:46 AM

    Hey if that isn't a nice Holiday gift, then I don't know what is. Congratulations and good luck on your new path.

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  20. Not literally a spy but I like to read about the truth.
    This kind of talk just seems like a distraction.
    But that is just me doesn't have to be anyone else.

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  21. I have to tell you First Nations and stop beating around the tree about this.
    But I feel and still felt hurt when First Nations talk dirty saying pootang to me.
    I'm a human being with feelings not a sex object.I'm not a thing.
    I feel I need to stand up when my boundry being crossed even if it is your blog.
    I would appercite if you'd respect my feelings. Not saying don't do this on your blog.
    Just please First Nations don't direct your talking dirty to me.

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