Wednesday, January 10, 2007
My honeysuckle putting forth spring leaves, fooled by the past weeks 60 degree temps (thats springtime warm, brittites.)
With no more weight or resistance than cotton candy, only noticeable because of the cold, snow forms puffs of translucent spiders' lace on buddleia twigs.
Not barbecue weather, but barbecue + weather.
And now for the swearing portion of our show.
This $%^&&*&!! @#$%$ needs to get &*((#$%^^!! I have had my fill up to my $#$^! with this$%^& and I cannot begin to tell you just how incredibly $%$&*@@% sick I am of this #$%^ forsaken mother&*%%$# with a prolapsed**&*%%$ white, fluffy $%^&!!!!!!! I If I had my way, Pauli Shore would get every last flake packed up his @#$$ with Carrot Top as the ramrod!! If I liked this kind of thing I'd be living in Mon $%^&**@ tana! or Buffalo New $$%^#& York! This is like some son of a $%^&&*@ skank jankin' @$$% handcuffed to a car bumper, feet in the air and ten inches of *&%^ sticking out CON GAME!!!!! $%^&*@ on it! Just @#$% and a wad of partially dried tapioca pearls, in a world he never made! This is supposed to be the WEST COAST! Not the #$%@ ARCTIC CIRCLE! This is exactly like @#$% %^&**@, a portobello mushroom and five frozen chocolate bars up there behind a Matchbox Car jammed in sideways $%%^, laying on a tray when Frank Sinatra woke up in the recovery room!
We're on the mother$%^#&&* PACIFIC OCEAN! The same ocean that Hawa $%^&&* aii is floating around in, hel-LO!! But do THEY have snow? THE %$#@ THEY DO; THEY HAVE MOTHER@#$%@& umbrella drinks &*%%%$#!! with a greasy naked guy **&%^&$$ racoons, badgers and eels, wearing a #$%@ lame', cuban heels, and a carnation boutonniere!!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Did I ask for this @#$%???? No I did not!
Plus my dog just barfed on the kitchen floor.
Ya $%&*# hoo.