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It's staying up until Monday.
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Bloody genius! Thanks for that Firsty - haven't dropped by there for a while xx
ReplyDeleteYessir i went , I commented , marvellous.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant stuff. Thanks for the link!
ReplyDelete..which I'll be adding to my list of must reads. Last comment sounded like I wrote it. Which I didn't. But I wish I had...
ReplyDelete(this is what happens when you get distracted by coffee)
Sounds like an In-Sync concert.
ReplyDelete*Blushes*
ReplyDeleteHeh.
I'll give you something to blush about when I steal your virtue!
ReplyDeleteeveryone:
ReplyDeletedid you write like that when you were young? i didn't. i was spewing gothic-death-moody love crap with names like 'The Ocean My Mother'...gaaaaah,it's too awful to contemplate.
noshit has an eye like a laserbeam. she wrote the story of every event i have ever been to.
kinda restores your hope in the future, doesn't it?
rock the fuck on, noshit.
Thanks - terrific little tale, that!
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