Tuesday, February 13, 2007

WHERE IS BEAST?

Where did he go?
I want him back.
He is my beastly bud.

crap.
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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Hi...
    I was wondering if you'd mind my putting you on my blogroll at

    redneckarts.wordpress.com.

    Mine is an arts site, mebbe a little wierd so you might like to check it out.

    no rush. I admire your writing.

    r. green

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  2. Anonymous11:24 PM

    happy valentine's day, FN!

    and when you find beast, pass my good wishes onto him as well.

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  3. Divian11:24 PM

    I don't know where the beast is exactly, but there is a certain something snoring something fierce beside me that could be his double.

    At any rate, Happy Valentine's Day, FN!!

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  4. Moominmama1:44 AM

    Happy VD.

    How goes the wedding planning? We havn't heard from the SSA in some time...

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  5. Frobisher2:34 AM

    he's gone - get over it

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  6. FirstNations8:56 AM

    rednecks: LINK ME UP. DO IT NOW. your work warms the cockles of my heart, and theres twenty-three of the little bastards.
    pink:happy balentyines back atcha!
    awaiting: do you have him? did you get pictures? will you post them???
    happy wallaby day to you miss awaiting. hope you get CHOCOLATE roses and CHOCOLATE lin juh reeee!
    cb: happy low key rstafarian day to you. the date keeps changing and the venue...fugeddaboudit. all she's doing at this point is buying bride magazines the size of phonebooks.
    frobi: ratso how could you? i will not get over it. i worry about you guys. there he is all carb-deprived and twitching for want of a smoke....actually kind of an erotic image, but nonetheless..! i miss my bestial mantoy.

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  7. Tickersoid11:31 AM

    I had a bestial man toy once. The battery compartment corroded shut.

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  8. Billy12:10 PM

    How beastly is Beast?

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  9. Anonymous3:24 PM

    I am afraid he has been sectioned once more - I expect they will let him out in 28 days, they usually do. I have written a poem in his honour, I don't suppose you read it as you just stay home with your lesbian red indian friends and don't visit me anymore , so here it is.

    **Coughs Dramatically**

    There was an old blogger called Beast
    whose diet was primarily yeast
    his stomach fermented , he went quite demented
    but of his problems this was the least

    I know he would have loved it.

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  10. Frobisher3:52 PM

    lovely Mutley, just lovely

    yes, there is an update on beast on my blog - you'll just have to stop by, you lazy mare

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  11. FirstNations6:29 PM

    tick: that was a piece of precision korean engineering, sir! for shame.
    billy: his beastial nature is unmatched in the natural world. and the unnatural too for that matter. he is an all-purpose beast.
    muttley: wipe off your goggles, hound.
    frobi: *annoying whine* it's valentines day, ratso; i been busy.

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