With the greatest of thanks to JunglyJane and Zen Wizard!!
I don't know if these stupid things have spread to other parts of the world, but they fricken' saturate the U.S. They usually appear in the workplace right around the time they've settled a lifetime promise of employment on the Untouchable Workplace Prick that every place of business seems to have. Because if upper management can't make you love your job, an empty motto beneath a picture of a hanglider will, right?
And heres where you can make your own!
Lemme tell ya, this site is just WAY too much fun!
oh. my. damn.
ReplyDeleteWow! Those are some looong boobs!
ReplyDeleteWhoops, whoa, none of these are you, are they? (realizes possible faux pas.) They're not tattooed--whew. So where on earth does one find such pichers?
Shit. Yikes. Wow.
He He He.
ReplyDeleteEnthusiasm gets my vote.
Smut.
ReplyDeleteThis blog has gone downhill.
You filthy trollop.
ReplyDeleteI must avert my gaze from such filth.
I'm going to do some more.
Heh, heh....
ReplyDeletepink: but you feel motivated, right? you feel motivated now?
ReplyDeletew2: THEY ARE ALL ME *snif* thanks. just thanks.
beast: isn't she priceless? and she has her own pay site! no i will NOT post a link, perv.
mj: downhill from WHAT? that filth factory you run? ha! i say, in a ha-full manner.
garfy: fine. it's peurile, yes, but it's also vapid! nobody can say it isn't.
...woops, Zen Wizard! you slid in under the wire there! welcome welcome!
ReplyDeletewhat can i say. i want to be just like you guys when i grow up.
Is that man holding a bed warmer?
ReplyDeleteara: i thought it was a tiny samisen. he is Geisha Bear of the North!
ReplyDeleteFN , a pay per view site.......who the hell pays for that
ReplyDeleteHAHA HA
Love the Enthusi-orgasm!
ReplyDeleteHO HO HO HO!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
Perfect expression.
That site should be mandatory for all Bloggers.
Yeah Beast, who the hell pays for that!
ReplyDelete*discreetly slips credit card under key board*
Funny, just today I went to the newer swankier office building next door with a nice caf to grab lunch. When I wound down the stairs, I saw they had a long table set up for a lunch meeting. Oh - a fun meeting - pizza. Must be motivational, thought I. As my eyes turned with disgust and caught what looked like three little mini golf putt holes - one a windmill, one a well and one a lighthouse.
ReplyDeleteAnd somebody actually sold this pile of crap as a way to motivate staff I am certain.
That link does seem to have a new take on motivation though.