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Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
There's a Scot playing bagpipes in your house?
ReplyDeleteHmm, bagpipes huh? Can't just show them the door and where the nearest restaurant is and say have fun?
ReplyDeleteBut yes, I too feel obligated when someone comes to visit and feel bad that I can't give them enough time.
Bleedin' Hildabeest Clinton.
ReplyDeleteShe stayed at mine last week and ate me out of house and home.
oh lord is that where MR C has dissapeared to.
ReplyDeleteI find hitting him with a heavy metal skillet has an almost magical effect .
If you have a collection of skillets of differing sizes and density , it is entirely possible to play a rousing rendition of The weather Girls 'Its Raining Men' on Mr C's Herman Munster like head.
Did a band of roving Scottish gypsies visit?
ReplyDeleteIntriguing. Hasn't the old continually breaking wind, yawning and saying "we must do this again next year" ploy worked, then?
ReplyDeleteHad yer thought of an exorcist?
ReplyDeleteOh, this is gonna be gooooood.
ReplyDeletewho can it be, ach do I spell pee?
ReplyDeleteGood for people to know.
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