Monday, August 20, 2007

Purple Toad Sings Croon Of The Daguerrotype Photography!

Because I have a couple of other projects cooking-What,you thought I had no life? Ha! I say to you ha-fully, in your face very close patoo patoo!-and because I have been processing corn, tomatoes and bell peppers like a big ol' processing thing that processes stuff, I will simply post up some links. They are, for a change, very Safe For Work. So there.

cool nature pix, navigate
http://johnbokma.com/mexit/2006/12/31/scorpion-mother-with-babies-on-her-back.html

cool weird buildings in america, not just barns...page around
http://www.ohiobarns.com/index.html

fullygeek website, explore
http://fullygeek.com/2007/07/windows-fatal-exception-tattoo/

cool pix!!
http://www.lostamerica.com/

vegetables on fire!
http://www.snapdragon.demon.co.uk/

The excuse...excellent
http://www.theexcuse.com/maxbooks/babyeatingman1.html

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NOT ENOUGH????? Fine, then. Here are the words to 'Rock Lobster' by the B-52's:

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
Sittin a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

14 comments:

  1. i prefer their song, roam if you want to, roam around the world... that and love shack.

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  2. "Pass the tanning butter"

    I always thought it said something about satanic butter.

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  3. **** doing the mashed potato****

    Man I lurve Rock Lobster and Butterbean :-)

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  4. Bags I the Boulder City choo-choo!
    Oh, and as an extra giggle, the adverts in the scorpion sidebar are all about "gifts for mom" Yeah!Send her a scorpion!

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  5. For some reason, I can't get the sensational urge to munch on some spaghettios out of my mind.

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  6. i love you because you are so fucking wierd.

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  7. I prefer love Shack personally.

    The lyrics express much more in the way of poetic sensitivity.

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  8. Love shack works for me.

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  9. I had a B52s remix album on vinyl back in the day. There was a track on it, the words went I'll give you fish, I'll give you candy, I'll give you . . . etc. etc.

    Do you know it?

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  10. The song Frobisher is referring to is called Give Me Back My Man.

    Er, since everyone is mentioning their favourite B52's track, mine is Planet Claire ("No one ever dies there, no one has a head").

    I like it when people have Projects Cooking in an enigmatic way. I think I may have to invent some Projects to make myself seem more interesting.

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  11. Curiouser and Curiouser.
    FN dissapears
    Mr Cunt re appears .
    Are these two events related
    Has anyone EVER seen them in the same room at the same time.
    The Truth is out there !!!!!

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  12. MOLLLLLLY7:11 AM

    I wish I could have ridden in her hair when she sang that song. That would have been fun because I liked 'that thing' she did with her head as she got excited singing.

    I've just popped by to say hello and give you a snoodle*.

    *Something that is really nice and a cross between a snoff** and a cuddle.

    **That thing that cats do with their noses on your cheek.

    Yes, a snoodle for youxxxx

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  13. pink: i want them back. that was excellent party music.

    billy: and that was a perfectly reasonable assumption given the B-52's. in fact i like your way better!

    beast: do the pony too! now the swim!

    dinahmow: oh hell yeah. send her a scorpion brooch! you betcha! scorpion in lucite with a pin glued to the back! happy mothers day,mom! stick a disgusting dangerous BUG right on your lapel, there!

    awaiting: are you baked? i always eat chef boyardee when i'm baked. open a can, grab a fork.

    cb: wow! THATS why i love you! (mr. taller lying down says to tell you he misses you and hi)

    garfy: i love the shouted refrain 'FUNky little shack! FUN-key little shack! you can just feel the funkiness.

    tick: i love to hear it while i'm driving (in my car that's as big as a whale!) perfect road tune!

    frobi see below...what in the hell ever happened to the B-52's?? they were awesome. also Wall of Voodoo and Yello...i love all that 80's deviant goofy crap!

    betty: MY FAVORITE B52'S SONG EVAH! i love the part about the seven stars that shine after 4:30 in the morning for some reason.makes me want to dance like Batman!

    ratso: somebody's mother taught him well! 9virtual basket of tomato transmission commences...*mmmmZZZZZZZZZrrrroo*

    mollllly: oh my, is this you? our best beloved of stage and screen, noted for her poignant starring role in 'Broken Blossoms'? snoodles back!

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