Friday, August 31, 2007

where's MY hate blog???

No kidding, what's with this shit?

Did I vote for Nader? Yes I did; the year I didn't vote for the lesbian separatists.

Do I not post porn? I most certainly do.

Do I not embrace political, cultural and sexual diversity? I do; indeed I do.

Am I not an outspokenated agnostic minority female WHO PASSES?? I is.

Do I not swear enough? PLEASE!!!

YET MJ RATES A* HATE SITE AND

I DON'T????

I WANT A CHRISTIAN HATE SITE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

Ok fine. I've been pushed. You want depravity?


I gotcher depravity right here, bucko!



KIDDIE PORN!
















CARE BEARS!
FISHER - PRICE!

MY EX-HUSBAND!
SESAME STREET!
PRECIOUS MOMENTS!

RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY!
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!
BALLOON ANIMALS!
A MEAN TURKEY!

OPIE!!!!!!!!!



So come on, conservative fundamentalists, I know you're out there; I can smell ya!
I know you read me!
GIVE ME MY HATE SITE OR GIVE ME




...WELL, NOT DEATH, BUT SOMETHING PRETTY DANGED BAD.

(my own hate site would be nice, hint hint.)

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*bullshit

13 comments:

  1. Opie?

    That is going too far.

    I'll send them over to yours.

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  2. And are you PMS-ing or WHAT?

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  3. ever stop and think that maybe everyone loves you too much to hate you? no? me neither! (not!) we all love you and worship you, first nations. otherwise, you'd have like 12 hate sites.

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  4. Gosh?!? If I had one to give you, it would be in the mail. But I agree with MJ, not Opie. He looks so innocent.

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  5. mj: I WANNA HATE SITE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *snif*

    OPIE! HA! TAKE THAT! YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO! SUFFER, BITCH! OPIE!!!!

    pink: *snif* but i been bad toooooo.

    gale: opie is the source of ALL EVIL. (actually you have the gist of it right there, he was such a sweet natured little tater that we used to blame everything on him, like the war in iraq and ebola and stuff. he WAS awfully gassy, though.)

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  6. Okay, I admit, I found one of those pictures to be quite disturbing!

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  7. Well to get a hate site you first have to have a bunch of people leaving you nasty comments and then you should get into a fight with them in the comments section. Then they'll start sending you hateful emails. Pretty soon they'll make a hate site all about you.

    So let me start...

    As minister of the Fundamentalist Anti-Turkey-Defamation First Cult of Jesus Christ, I take deep offense of that unflattering portrayal of a turkey that you have posted to your web site. You are obviously a depraved individual with serious mental problems and something against turkeys. I believe it all stems from demon possession. Tomorrow at our cult meeting we will all pray for your soul.

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  8. I can lend you Mr C and Ma Beasty to start the ball rolling :-)

    I have always fancied being burned in effigy with lots of chanting and firing of kalashnikovs in the air

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  9. Some sick sad people have far too much time on their hands.Me? I'd rather have a laugh any day

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  10. Perhaps if you weighed the same as a Duck?

    I am positive that they will eventually get you and give you the shunning of your life. That'll learn ya!

    btw Are there anymore of those Strawberry Shortcake photos...just wonderin' is all?

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  11. I googled the Japanese lady.

    Crikey.

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  12. Balloon Christ on the cross!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
    That's the best thing I've ever seen EVER. (and I got a thousand bucks says that girls in favor a constitutional amendment banning flag burning because that would be desecrating a sacred symbol. wanna bet? huh huh do ya, punk?)


    I heart Opie.

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  13. I was on Dawkins' site this morning and there's a commentator who goes by the name of "CruciFiction." I thought that was pretty clever.

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