Mid-20's? Can't draw? Start a webcomic!
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think I've made my point.
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*draws picture of puzzled Canuck and waits for someone else to comment*
ReplyDelete*says "EH?" several times*
ReplyDeletemj: ya don't read many web comix, do you.
ReplyDeleteHow CAN I?
ReplyDeleteI'm far too busy reading quality blogs like "Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name."
mj: well...now you know what FUN you've been missing. ahem. *pines for ye auld days of Fat Freddy's Cat and Cheech Wizard*
ReplyDelete[says in voice of South Park mayor]: Exactly.
ReplyDeletethat said, the drawing in xckd may be shit, but it's strangely poingant and effective.
ReplyDeleteWhen did CB lose her itch?
ReplyDeleteI can't keep up.
Now that CB has pointed out the name, I have seen that one a few times but since it didn't grab me, I moved along.
Speaking of moving along, I'll just shuffle over to Beast's place and see how he's making out with his feminine hygiene ads.
He's going to test run some pads for me.
(puts on hat with floppy brim)
ReplyDeleteI hate snakes
(takes off hat with floppy brim)
anyone else thinking first nations has a thing about penis'?
ReplyDeletesomething tells me no good can come of mj visiting beast. i am almost too horrified to wait and see, but not quite horrified enough not to snicker in anticipation.
cb: sure, like Lynda Barry. but to just draw a stick figure and then post it up with the word 'WAFFLES' underneath is neither ironic or amusing...its just moronic. and that describes about 3/4 of whats out there. i had such high hopes for innerknot comix, too. *sigh*
ReplyDeletemj: my fave is Married To The Sea. it makes my funny so much for carbonated beverage or fountain from the nasal passages of face!
sopwith: SOPWITH? SOPWITH CAMEL YOU SAY? *faints*
*is revived by largish classical period japanese man spitting used water in face*
pink: only YOU and your dirty, dirty minded brainial thoughts. WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO WHEN A PERSON CANNOT POST UP A BADLY DRAWN PICTURE OF A WORM AND A SNAKE WITHOUT SOME BROAD READING SOMETHING FREUDIAN INTO IT JESUS CHRIST ON A RED BICYCLE ALREADY.
Married to the Sea! YESSSS!!!
ReplyDeleteP.S.: Waffles! YESSSS!!!
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteRobyn
ive got an ancient issue of fat freddies cat... in plastic... *does a little dance cause he knows what nations is talkin bout*
ReplyDeletemj: the cream worked wonders.
ReplyDeleteIt has more going for it that Duchamp's urinal, so I salute you.
ReplyDeleteDANATOR: for you, my darling, my own, this linkie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/waffles/
ROBYN: well hello, robyn!
voices: oh baby, i can pee farther than you! momma has a WHOLE SUITCASE of vintage 'Last Gasp' and ALL the small format FFC! *hides nerdlyness of head in paper bag*
cb: tmi, darling. shhhhhhh.
qenny: oh, but guess who's SSA wants a tattoo of same 'Fountain'? oh yes! YES! I SHIT THEE NOT!
Um...no. That was a joke. Note I settled on his "disks bearing spirals". Please do not make me sound like an art tard.
ReplyDeletesecondly, there are plenty of beautifully drawn web comix out there ("Templar, Az", "Voids", "Scary Go Round", "Gunnerkrigg Court", "Rice boy", "A Noisy Neighbor", "Butter Cup Festival", "Weird Fishes", "Perfect Stars", "Stuff Sucks", "Anders Loves Maria", "YU+ME", "Red String"....etc) you just have to read A LOT of web comix, all the time to find most of them. And being a comics nerd, well...I've done just that. For every xckd (I'm sorry, it's terrible art and not worth reading for the 1:50 good to suckage ratio, I do NOT care about the author's love life issues thx), there is a Kukuburi or Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life.
I'd like to note the irony that I am not ok with being an art tard, but completely ok with being a comics (and art) nerd. Also I have an overlove of parentheses.
Miss MJ , this flapfresh ultra sure is chewy , and it may have wings but it sure dont friggin fly.
ReplyDeleteRe the webcomic .Even I could draw better than that. Actually thats a lie
SSA: ah, but'cha ARE, Blance, 'cha ARE! the little apple didn't fall very far from the tree, like it or not(and it ended up wearing a bowler hat.) hey- if you want to go to your grave with a urinal on your arm then you just go ahead and do that. nobody can stop you. you are FREEEEEEE!
ReplyDeletebeast: .....um, never mind. *passes beast chutney and ketchup* knock yourself out.
*faints*
ReplyDelete*is revived by largish classical period japanese man spitting used water in face*
I hate it when that happens. Every time I get set to investigate a comatose female form that mad Nipponese rushes in with his golden showers impressions. Someone tell him I've got my own way of waking people up.
Great cartoon Ms FN! Cant wait till the next shew!
ReplyDeleteSSA go on a tat of Old Knudsen on your left buttock
ReplyDeleteI dare you
Miss MJ swears it brings her luck !
Pinky is obsessed with man parts ,
It will all end in tears
beast - the fascination will stop when i get married, i assure you. besides, you're one to talk. you're obsessed with women's parts. and you have some odd attachment to first nation's toilet planter.
ReplyDeletefn - my mind is not dirty. smudged, maybe, but not dirty.
sopwith: I was scarred by the movie 'Yojimbo' as a yoooth.
ReplyDeletemr. the dog: hey, i could start selling t-shirts and mugs and make a FORTUNE!!!! i could be all 'cognosceti cool'. people would see my t-shirts at the Co-Op and nod to one another with knowing little smiles. hell yes.
beast: just as long as it doesn't cover the one that says 'WOW MOM' when she does naked somersaults. (oh yeah, I am just stepping into it deeper and deeper and deeper....)
pink: who do you plan on marrying? I'm still waiting for the fascination to wear off. *fans self briskly and blushes*
"WOW MOM" was aaaaaaaaallll opie. Only coz I wrote it on his little doggy butt cheeks, though. Just the M & M (or W & W), since, you know....the O supplied itself...
ReplyDeleteYour drawings gave me nightmares!!
ReplyDeleteSSA: I hate to break it to you, but your dad and I used to draw on you, too.
ReplyDeleteTheres pictures.
Yeah.
Mr. the dog: dont be skeered; its just motile spaghetti.