Friday, August 22, 2008

UPDATED: Just for my daughter

.....Uncle Coon Dog Says 'Hi'
















...nahhhhhhhh, its not him. Scared ya, though, huh?
Yeah, me too.

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UPDATE:

My grandson, The Goony bird, just hopped into the kitchen on one leg, picked up a zucchini, cradled it to his face, looked at me and said "Cluck-buck!"

Then he shot me with it, put it down and hopped back out.

......Thanks.

22 comments:

  1. nah, i didn't see any unicorn tattoos or belly button barbells, i knew itwer'nt him.
    interesting picture, though....send it to And. She might freak!

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  2. Strangely reminiscent of the evil spirit Bob from Twin Peaks, only I doubt Bob ever showered.

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  3. Were those flowers freshly picked from your toilet planter?

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  4. Thank you for taking a little moment to share your family photo album with us. It means a lot.

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  5. dude looks like he's been hitting the crack pipe a little too much.

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  6. i see you've resorted to posting pictures of your ex-boyfriends.

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  7. And that is why the bird is goony.

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  8. ***hops in***

    ( ! )


    ***hops out ***

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  9. Everything's coming up sunflowers.

    *runs*

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  10. wow my kid is a friggin weirdo. what is this chicken fascination...?

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  11. Trust you told him to cluck the buck off.

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  12. So is that a family member?? bwahahahahahah. Sorry.
    I am enjoying your other blog. No time to comment as I am reading and then going back to the next one. My, I thought I was dead - things seemed to have perked right up. I love your turn of a phrase and I don't beleive I ever read anything like it while in school, too bad it would have made it more fun. Once I have caught up I will of course say something - just wanted you to know I am in there going through your ummm files!

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  13. ssa: is that a unicorn? i thought it was a pretty pony! tell ya what, i showed it to your dad and he almost spit chew all over the kitchen. the manic gleam in the eye is what does it! some poor s.o.b. somewhere in the world looks EZZACKLY like coon dog!!!! *snooooooooooork*

    retro: oh DANG. good call. god i miss twin peaks, that was the coolest show.

    mj: THERE IS NO TOILET PLANTER NO. BAD. NO.

    ARA: hey you chickie! we're a good looking group, aren't we?

    pink: no, thank god, somehow i skipped mr. happy sunflower here. the fact that he lives in germany (he models thong underwear for men. oh yes! oh yes!) probably has something to do with that.

    cb: truer than you know. the real uncle coon dog is a super good guy though. no thong underwear that im aware of. or want to be aware of. ever.

    beast: is that why theres so many bubbles?

    garfy: yeah, run.

    ssa: Im still trying to figure out the chicken thing. and the random spontaneous interpretive dance thing.

    tim: nah, he can cluck buck here whenever he wants.

    gale: did they read a lot of porn at your school, gale? the closest we got was Mill on the Floss. *tingles*

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  14. Isn't it great the way little boys can turn ANYTHING into a weapon? My friend denied her little boy toy guns and he just used hairbrushes, dust pans, and zucchinis (!) to shoot bad guys with. He even chewed a piece of toast into the vague shape of a hand gun and killed he with it one morning. It's a Y chromosome thing.

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  15. Goony bird knows something.

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  16. Thats my dad I think....

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  17. pretty flower...did you grow it?
    hehe

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  18. Ooooooh Mill on the floss
    ***rubs thighs in lurid fashion***

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  19. *points finger at nations and says* "bang, bang"

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  20. intmidated by length and too many Americanisms. Prints of post to read during lunch break.

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