Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
oooo... i'm all tingly-like and stuff... i go now even though i'm at the slave mines
ReplyDeleteapparently you didn't like my dugong story because you didn't comment...*is whinging*
ReplyDeleteI am not allowed to read UJ , being of a delicate constitution and over excitable by nature
ReplyDeleteIt would all end in tears , a massive attack of the vapours and difficult stains
Its not easy being me
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea
How many times must I read the dugong thing?
ReplyDeleteBeast has taken to inserting PLUMS up his backside, by the way.
No really people, go read UJ, very tingly, very twisty ending. I promise! Retro
ReplyDeleteImma need a relinkity.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the dead has risen.
Um yeah, wrong blogger account.
ReplyDeleteI is not right in da head.
~Awa
OH,yes, FN? How long have you admired Janis Joplin? Retro
ReplyDeleteUJ? You mean that blog where I have no access to?
ReplyDeletesea: there is NO HORSE SEX. I promise. really. honestly.
ReplyDeletedaisy: I couldn't FIND your dugong story. I looked. I liked your quilt story, though!
beast:right you are. and its those stains that we worry about the most.
mj: your fantasy life is a very high fiber one, isn't it.
retro: *blush*
AWA: well where have you been chickie???? I have a bunch of addos for you so I'll have to get ahold of you through your new site!
retro: ever since a long time. *blush*
mago: you want an invite? its dirty. and not exactly...professional. I'll send you an invite, franconian. I will. dare me.
Pah ... (das ist meinem Stolz geschuldet) - yeah, pass it over, I'll swallow, burp and feel good!
ReplyDeletei posted this on your previous posting...but since you couldn't find it i will repost here...
ReplyDeletei was in florida and had really long hair when i was about 12/13 years old...was out swimming and felt what i thought was seaweed in my hair...so i flipped it back hoping to get it untangled...it wasn't...i turned and saw a dugong face to face...scared the living shit out of me and i swam so fast into shore that my fingers were bleeding from hitting the sand...i have been teased by family since that time and have a vast collection of them...
Whats this all about and why doesnt anyone tell me?
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