Thursday, February 23, 2012
Three Things People Overcomplicate With Rhetoric
The Patriarchy: I'm right because I can beat you up.
It is no more complicated than that. It simply isn't.
Juggalos: I'm really, really, really, really stupid.
Really stupid. Just amazingly, amazingly stupid. Truly, profoundly, just stupid.
Vegans: Animals are people and my eating disorder is a virtue.
Speaking of vegans, please...save the Jethro Kloss 'stand on the seat in your Birkenstocks and pee all over yourself' stuff for home. Seriously, that's just retarded.