Thursday, February 23, 2012

Three Things People Overcomplicate With Rhetoric

The Patriarchy: I'm right because I can beat you up.
It is no more complicated than that. It simply isn't. 

Juggalos: I'm really, really, really, really stupid.
Really stupid.  Just amazingly, amazingly stupid.  Truly, profoundly, just stupid.

Vegans: Animals are people and my eating disorder is a virtue.

Speaking of vegans, the Jethro Kloss 'stand on the seat in your Birkenstocks and pee all over yourself' stuff for home. Seriously, that's just retarded.

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