My yummy biker has been diagnosed with deviant Buford syndrome.
is this:
a. a medical condition caused by eating fried pork rinds at a Klan meeting
b. a medical condition caused by shouting 'WHOOOO-EEEE!' through the bathroom door at your mother
c. a medical condition caused by swerving your Harley in order to see how far you can kick a possum
d. a pathological lesion of the glenoid labrum, a triangular fibrocartilaginous structure that serves to deepen the glenoid
e. a medical condition caused by your first cousins' five 'o clock shadow
the answer is b.
He'll be going though physical therapy. Eventually he's going to end up with a permanent suture which ought to be giant heaving heaps o'fun for all involved. Poor guy. Send vicodin.
I'm just about the only person I know who isnt in physical therapy now.
update-
dang, folks, he'll live! (you are nice.)
I've already received a phone call about this. deviant buford syndrome is an injury to a piece of cartilage in your shoulder. its nothing so serious as a rotator cuff injury, even, but it makes it hard to reach overhead without pain. its only about this __ long.
sorry.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's shuk yon? Aw, I'm glad he's gonna be OK. I hate it when you take something on your body out and then realise how much you use it. Overseas Vicodin and booze to the biker. Good luck in ye olde Garden. See ya.
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ReplyDeleteYou should injure yourself just so you can try physio...naw forget that it's too God Damn expensive.
ReplyDeleteHugs and Kisses for the biker...
noshit: it's the delusion that ones penis is shrinking away and dissappearing because of an evil spell.
ReplyDeleteya see what you can learn here at rancho firstnations? thanks for the virtual vicodin!
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elle: thank you, darling. hell yes, you can relate, huh? hugs for you too.
Best of luck to your yummy biker. `
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