Wednesday, April 11, 2007

kentucky fried crow, extra crispy

....Dang. That was a goodie, but unfortunately not an accurate-ie.

Juicy as the story was, it was not true. I got the name Don and Tim mixed up.

E is still a twat
Tim Imus is a twat too, but a local twat; not a nationally notorious twat like DON IMUS.

E tripped over her tits publically when she hooked up with Tim Imus, which makes me laugh, because 1. I hate her, and 2. it cost her money, which I know frosted the fuck out of her.

thanks to Claire for pointing this out for me!

...and yes, I know, nobody knows what I'm talking about. Fortunately you don't need to feel alone in this, do you. *shuffles off, head hanging*


  1. hee hee! ok, i was going to say, holy small world batman. but i guess not. :)

    the whole Imus thing deserves a post in itself, but i'm not going to be the one to do it. nope, not touching it with 10' pole.

  2. I looked up Don Imus and it was something about "nappy-headed hos" as you know nappies are what you call diapers so if hos wear them they should expect some sort of slagging off.
    I may have missed the point though I doubt it, I'm not paying for a hoor with a shit filled nappy on her head, not that I do pay for it, I mean do I look like I have to?

  3. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Don Tim who cares -they pissed you off Ms FN and after your fantastic support I will help you make them pay!!

  4. claire: thank god. man, i posted up a big 'ol tag with the name and everything hoping folks would stumble across it searching for Imus and see it....yeeeeesh!
    knudie: yes.
    muttley: not to worry mr. the dog; it's all waters under the bridge.

    oh, how i wish i'd been right, though.

  5. I've been discovered and have had to go into hiding.
    Back soon, when the heat has died off.
    By the way, that guacamole looked bitchin'.
    I always use sour cream, mayonnaise and lemon juice, fresh squeezed.

  6. Anonymous7:00 PM

    you know, they made all this drama over Imus' statements, but have yet to punish GWB for making any moronic statement. actually, everything he says is moronic, but that's a diff story. i say start with the top and get rid of all of them. i know, let FN be president.

    First Nations for President!

  7. noshit: discovered hell. really? is that the meaning behind cryptic post the next to last?
    i was using that exact recipe you say! and this one is 100 times better. give it a twirlie!
    pink: my campaign motto would be 'take only as directed! do not use if allergic to peanuts! has been shown to cause rectal bleeding in test animals! safe for all finishes. test on a small patch of skin before applying to eyes, between toes or vaginal area.'

  8. Kristy10:20 PM

    No problem here. I just want some sort of assurance that it was Kentucky Fried Crow rather than Kentucky Fried Raven. I'm starting to be able to tell the difference (thank you), but not yet by taste.

  9. Yeah, they got to me, which is annoying.
    Moral: Never let Linux geeks get hold of any clues as to your online identity.

  10. FN I spend my life in a fog of confusion , so its business as usual for me.......but as ever I am up for a bit of affray....who we fighting with ???
    Old Knudy....probably if you get a 10% pensioners discount

  11. what kills me is that sponsors are showing their "objection" to imus's comment by withdrawing their funding... for as long as imus is off the air! i think we all see what's really going on here.

  12. Hmmm, this might be a good time to circle the waggons.

  13. tim...iman? eyeman? the creator of fucktarded and useless and invasive bills for the residents of WA to vote on? Is this who you mean? because I totally googled AND wiki'd tim imus to no avail...