Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Smells Good Green Bear Is Fateful Eleven Children Burger

After my forced sojourn with the cattle I have returned with many things to ponder. Why I was chosen was never revealed. What was revealed will have to wait until the time is ripe. Until then, look at some pictures of my garden.

This is my backyard food garden which has many fine vegetables growing in it. Click with the mouse finger hand the faces visage the image to that which was smaller than large Mongolian!! Enjoy the numerous many features of the vegetables clearly labelled for the seeing of the eye upon either side of your face!
SEE IT AGAIN!!!!!
SEE IT HARD NOW YOU!!
NOW Now a yellow flower.
yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow
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WHAT IS IT???? DOES IT FREAK YOU OUT? Don't make me see that! It's coming toward me! The hooves....I don't want the maple syrup! The needle is too big! ITS TOO BIG!
NO NO NO NO don't make me tell you that! I can't!
DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU THAT!
CUT A HOLE SO I CAN BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE CUT A HOLE NO NOT THE NEEDLE NOT IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

21 comments:

  1. As you can clearly see, Canada is closer to God.

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  2. is that a garden gnome down by the shovel.
    I think it is

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  3. Canada looks very dull, which I'm sure it is.

    There was a UFO in that pic, which obviously hadn't been digitally manipulated in any way whatsoever.

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  4. Glad to see your hash crop is doing well.

    I had no idea potatoes were so pretty.

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  5. THAT IS A PUMPKIN BLOSSOM!!!! at least it looks like the ones i cook...delicious...havent had any this year...:(

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  6. It's a UFO not a pumpkin blossom.
    Silly Daisy :-(

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  7. wicked nice... was that a cow in the background with bleeding eyes and shapened hoofs?

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  8. Anonymous12:12 PM

    ...is it safe?... Retro

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  9. nice to know none of y'all were worried about me being kidnapped by aliens in cow suits. i take it beast is the one who received the ransom note?

    george the alien that's in the ufo in the picture says hello.

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  10. Miss Nations seems to have been struck down with some bizarre non commenting illness
    ***gasp***
    It could be the dreaded 'Frobishers Desease' . She may never comment again

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  11. *Looks around for nations... finds her passed out sitting on toilet planter, quietly walks backwards and calls moulder and skully in to investigate*

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  12. Its really similar to my patch Ms FN! I have tomatos and pumpkins and weird asparagus and such like...

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  13. EVERYONE: CAN'T YOU TELL THAT I AM STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE EFFECTS OF AN IMPLANTED MENTAL BLOCK OF SOME SORT????? ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS? YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS CLAWING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE NIGHTMARE TANGLE OF HYPNOTIC 'COVER MEMORIES' TO PIECE TOGETHER THE HORRIFYING TALE OF THEIR 'LOST TIME'???? *resumes digging around in sinuses with a chopstick searching for tracking device*

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  14. *backs away slowly...looking both ways for a quick SAFE exit*

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  15. well!!! it's clear SOMEONE has some unresolved issues with chinese food that they are not wanting to talk about.

    *fn - you wouldn't happen to be using a clear pair of chopsticks with little jade-colored dragons on the end would you?

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  16. The chopstick idea might work if you glue a bit of a magnet on the end...no the POINTY end. There ya go,that's much better. Um did you check for alkyloids in the water?

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  17. FN, please visit my blog and take a look at my cactus bloom, it is so big and the cactus so small.

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  18. Various "herbs" indeed.

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  19. Your garden seems to be suffering from a flying word infestation. You better spray very quickly or you won't have a bloom or leaf left.

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  20. The jig is up, now everybody will know that the UFOs are Canadian...
    for the past 6 decades we were having so much fun reading about Extraterrestrials in the American Media.

    So we love Hockey, eat Doughnuts, and have round planes, whatEVER!

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  21. Wow, you sure were fortunate to find a place where name tags float around appropriately. Wish I knew what was growing in my yard.

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