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Where have I been? Writing porn. Too hot to work outdoors so what the hell, right? Stay inside and heat things up. Or not, considering the frequent sidetracks into, say, french economic theory (the one in the can right now) and harvesting equipment and residential smoke damage and whatnot. So hit UJ and you'll find four new posts since the last time you visited 6 MONTHS AGO you slacker.

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So my son visited last week and stayed the night, and we drove all over hells half acre and had a couple of beers and gardened together. It was awesome!

Then what happened....huh. My tomatoes are going nuts....and, its been really hot outside...and, the lawn quit growing so I haven't had to mow....lets see. I made hendrixcats tandoori chicken thing and it was GOOD...hung out with my daughter and had a blast, and drove all over hells half acre...saw cow NO NO NO WE DIDN'T SE STOP I DIDN'T SAY OW saw sheep....and llamas; someone out in Skagit hires out pack llamas to hikers and there they are, standing all on the side of the road llama-ing around...being, you know, llamas...

Oh, and the Canadians are attacking. It's great.
There's fighter jets flying overhead so low that its raising the fucking shingles on the roof. Way to go Canada! You show us Americans, dammit! You go! Just....stampede those co
sheep! Thats right! Boy, I sure won't be messing with ol' Canada any time soon, you bad co
sheep stampeder men!!! I'll tell everyone I know, boy, you piss off the Canadians, they will flat come and SCARE YOUR LIVESTOCK, man. Don't do it. Serious.

Suppose they've filed a flight plan with the FFA? Them or any of the other Canadian-based aircraft that have been doing stunt stalls overhead? Have they FUCK, chillun.

And where are the Minuteman Millitia? Those brave volunteer defenders of our nations borders? Selfless and true, tirelessly patrolling the perimeters on their own time in their own vehicles with their own unneccessarily large-calibre weaponry? One doesn't know. AL QAIDA (or possibly his brother Tim Qaida) could be up there in his Piper Cub flying around! With a whole grocery sack full of MJ's used uns ready to fling down on our crops and in the water supply and ALLAH ONLY KNOWS WHAT ALL. Meanwhile we're just sitting ducks.

Thanks a WHOLE LOT, Minuteman Millitia. One might get the impression that you were simply a fair weather, attention whoring, racist organization dreamed up by ineffectual, middle aged 4-F losers with too much spare time on their hands or something. Geeze.

...so yeah, thats it.

That, and, Blogger won't let me comment on ANYBODY'S SITE. at all. For the last 4 days. And goddammit, I've had some damned pithy shit to say! I am sad.