Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!
the teams are chosen and the fight is ON!
Chaucer, the crowd favorite, bags DAME BARBARA CARTLAND and THE ARMADILLO HANDBAG
Dante bags EDITH HEAD and THE MASKED MARGARINE, fresh from a stint on the luchador circuit!
You people are sick, yo.
AND I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE WEEKEND OFF. HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! BLOW SHIT UP!
Aw man, I wouldn't have minded Meatwad. Teach me to get a social life...
ReplyDeleteOoh, I got first! And second! Muha.
ReplyDeleteYippee I got third...we dont have 4th of July holiday here , I will have my own little celebration by not doing any work anyway
ReplyDeleteWe celebrated our big day yesterday in Canada. Will raise my sparkler southwards on the 4th.
ReplyDeleteI really wanted a Mini-Whitman.
ReplyDeleteDamnit.
Did Soooomasss already do the fireworks thing? Was it any good?
Has anybody else noticed that humans have this tendency to celebrate things by combining alcohol and explosives?
ReplyDelete4th of July . . . Bonfire night . . etc.
Spiffy....I carry this ethos thru to the bedroom as well.....:-)
ReplyDeleteYou have sex with explosives?! WOW! That is not a bright idea.
ReplyDeletei think everything should be accompanied by booze and explosives.
ReplyDeleteand naked guys.