1.
Six inches more. Quick;
plow the road in case some dumbshit
wants to drive in this.
2.
Birdie feetie prints
hop, hop, hop in the snow. Go
put on some damn shoes
3. Muk prints in the snow
reveal that someones cat has
peed next to the door.
4. my dog has four legs
though you might guess five. click to
enlarge, then use +.
Fantastic haikus
ReplyDeleteMy friendly fellow blogger.
When you said you were
Native American,
I had no idea that you
Are part eskimo.
He He HE .....Nanook of the North
ReplyDeleteOh, my dear F N:
ReplyDeleteYou have way too much free time.
Get yourself a life.
i said this before right?
ReplyDeletei miss snow.
Wow - I felt as if I was there - I love snow. xx
ReplyDeleteBy the way - I've tagged you - you need to go to mine.
Hope the lungs are bearing up.
opie left ween tracks!
ReplyDeleteand a cat peed by the door?
enjoy the snow, mama.
Have you got snowshoes.....I always wanted snow shoes......I used to pretend using my parents tennis raquets when I was a kid....much to thier annoyance
ReplyDeletecant see us getting any snow :(
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you're going stir crazy
Someone, somewhere on the internt, is knitting snow boots for birds.
ReplyDeleteSomeone, somewhere on the internet, needs to check for spilling mistakes.
ReplyDeletechristine: very likely that
ReplyDeletethere is some Inuit there.
One that hates the snow.
beast: har de har har. i am freezine my tits off and there your are in tropical britain fnar-ing. or whatever y'all do.
cb: I used to have one
a life, that is, but then
god dumped snow on it.
trees: YOU CAN HAVE THE SNOW! DO YOU WANT IT? COME TAKE IT! TAKE THE DAMN SNOW! FREE SNOW! ILL BOX IT UP AND MAIL IT TO YOU! TAKE! THE! SNOW!
rocky: i did it. unless you insist...btw, you are doing MASS COOL THINGS over at your place. push that envelope!
ssa: I MISS MY GOONY
BIRD. I MISS MY GOONY BIRD,
I MISS MY G B .
beast: i avoid sporting equipment in general. however i would have made an exception for tennis raquets had i realized sooner that they are strung with feline intestines. stupid cats.
frobi: WHAT GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION?????????? GA FUB WHILG FREEB NAL!
ara: i used to worry about that. in particular, about ducks? but it turns out that most bird feeties (except parrots)are made of bone, keratin and sinew...no nerve ending. similarly waterfowl. whew. i am relieved. yes i actually looked this up. ask the ssa if you dont believe me.
Oh FN... you are even pictorially faboo! Bohemians loooove this journey in pics... and how beautiful it all looks... although I remember when i lived in Kirkland, the one time that it snowed, life just stopped, school was out and there was chaos... WOOH!
ReplyDeleteEven though I hate the cold (can't stand it, pull out my space heater at 70 degrees...that or a hair dryer) I still appreciate the beauty that is snow.
ReplyDeleteOf course we only get about 1 inch and all hell breaks loose...and I freak because, I can't stand the cold....but I still enjoy and appreciate the beauty.
Here is me, sending you chili, chicken and dumplings, and stew...hoping a speedy thaw.
Are you sure it is not ash from a nearbye volcanic eruption - I made this mistake once - the result was third degree burns and the discovery that you cannot make an "ash angel"!
ReplyDeleteI hope that we have some snow here. How lovely...I'm quite jealous. I like snow. Send us some snow.
ReplyDeleteyeah! snow haikus!
ReplyDeletemizB: as it has been and in fact was agin! everyone in seattle LOSES THEIR COLLECTIVE MIND when the rain turns white. and it happens every year, and every year they act like ITS THE MOST TERRIBLE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED OH MY GOD WE GONNA DIE!
ReplyDeleteawaiting; i love all the virtual food you send me. the chicken and dumplings were heavenly! thank you!XOO
muttleydog: hell, i was in the st. helens eruption, son. i was walking across a street in downtown portland when all of a sudden grey flakes started drifting down. the entire city STOPPED. dead halt. every car, every bus, every person. total, instantaneous silence. quite an experience and very awe inspiring.
molly : sweetheart, i am loading up the barge now. you be waiting in liverpool. your snow shipment will be the one with 'depose the bush regime' and 'end fundamentalist terror' spraypainted all over the hull.
realdoc: snokus! hai snoos? something.