Sunday, April 22, 2007

ECCO GOONYBIRD





...Caption this picture!
This is my grandson, by the way.

29 comments:

  1. I'll need more than a tractor to pull these clinkers free

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  2. Captain Buttocks realized his superpowers and an early stage in life.

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  3. Just do as I say before yer mummy cums home.


    Do I get a prize?

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  4. um, little bit inappropriate there, knudie. that's my grandson.
    dirty, smelly old man.

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  5. Can I have whatever prize you were going to give Knudsen since he's disqualified?

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  6. "Grandma, LOOK!
    I can talk out of my tushie like Ace Ventura!"

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  7. Put this on the internet to embarrass the shit out of me for the next 90 years, and this is what you can kiss. And where's the number for the "De Sade retirement home" when the time comes.

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  8. noshitsherlock12:12 AM

    Whaddya mean lint brush- oh. Goddamn it. What was I doin' last night?

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  9. *Thinks*

    Yep, this is easier than that 'pat head rub tummy' thing.

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  10. y'all are cracking me up! so to speak.
    ahem.

    so far it's FOILWOMAN for the 'captain buttocks' comment, and KNUDSON for the 'slammed his dick in the door' comment!

    people, this is just what the dr. ordered. keep em coming!!!!

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  11. The Young Captain Buttocks had never heard the expression "his head's up his arse" before. He stared at the TV in disbelief. Now he understood why Grammie called the thing "the idiot box." Even at his tender age, he realized thatwas anatomically impossible, or was it? He thought a moment and decided President Bush must have his own super powers and that was one of them. Perhaps the only one.

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  12. Now where did I leave the other half of this tractor...

    *scratches head*

    Oh, hang on, I think I found it.

    Yep, found it!

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  13. "gran, i've got something in my eye"

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  14. Dick, Donald and Colon told me to do it...
    (And apologies for putting an innocent child in that bracket!)

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  15. I was merely talking about him putting his toys away, its hardly my fault you are all sickos.

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  16. Put the tractor behind my head AND grab my butt? This is the last time I'm watching "Nude Toddler Slimnastics!"

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  17. somehow, i don't think this is what madonna meant when she said vogue - strike a pose.

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  18. "Pinworms? What makes you think I have pinworms, Grandma?"

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  19. Where on earth did I leave those pants?

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  20. Ahh, the "Thinking Toddler".


    Also? My god! So cute!

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  21. Grandma....this bits loose !!

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  22. Correct my previous posting to take away the typo: "Captain Buttocks realized his superpowers at an early stage in life."

    And an addition:

    "Of course, what superpowers buttocks might have (or Captain Buttocks has) remains unclear at press time. But those were superpowerful buttocks."

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  23. Just doin' what comes naturally.

    Is there anything cuter than a naked little tush? I think not. That's not a caption, just my thoughts...in a thought bubble.

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  24. real man practice

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  25. I can't think of one but that has got to be one of the cutest and funniest pics evah! Yeah, the mommy in me appreciates photos like this!

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  26. Disdain for women followed naturally from this....

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  27. Pink? Hairless? Chubby?

    If it wasn't for the blond hair that could be the spitting image of Beast!

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  28. GOATSE

    What, am I too late?

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