Sunday, April 22, 2007
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Before use, wash Paul to remove any debris, blood or saliva that may be present. Carefully remove the blunt tip applicator, using a one-handed technique while reclining in an atmosphere that can be expected to be relatively free of surprises and emergencies. Care should be taken to avoid exposure to direct light as this may cause a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Use only as directed.
I'll need more than a tractor to pull these clinkers free
ReplyDeleteCaptain Buttocks realized his superpowers and an early stage in life.
ReplyDeleteJust do as I say before yer mummy cums home.
ReplyDeleteDo I get a prize?
um, little bit inappropriate there, knudie. that's my grandson.
ReplyDeletedirty, smelly old man.
Can I have whatever prize you were going to give Knudsen since he's disqualified?
ReplyDelete"Grandma, LOOK!
ReplyDeleteI can talk out of my tushie like Ace Ventura!"
Put this on the internet to embarrass the shit out of me for the next 90 years, and this is what you can kiss. And where's the number for the "De Sade retirement home" when the time comes.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya mean lint brush- oh. Goddamn it. What was I doin' last night?
ReplyDelete*Thinks*
ReplyDeleteYep, this is easier than that 'pat head rub tummy' thing.
y'all are cracking me up! so to speak.
ReplyDeleteahem.
so far it's FOILWOMAN for the 'captain buttocks' comment, and KNUDSON for the 'slammed his dick in the door' comment!
people, this is just what the dr. ordered. keep em coming!!!!
The Young Captain Buttocks had never heard the expression "his head's up his arse" before. He stared at the TV in disbelief. Now he understood why Grammie called the thing "the idiot box." Even at his tender age, he realized thatwas anatomically impossible, or was it? He thought a moment and decided President Bush must have his own super powers and that was one of them. Perhaps the only one.
ReplyDeleteNow where did I leave the other half of this tractor...
ReplyDelete*scratches head*
Oh, hang on, I think I found it.
Yep, found it!
"gran, i've got something in my eye"
ReplyDeleteDick, Donald and Colon told me to do it...
ReplyDelete(And apologies for putting an innocent child in that bracket!)
I was merely talking about him putting his toys away, its hardly my fault you are all sickos.
ReplyDeletePut the tractor behind my head AND grab my butt? This is the last time I'm watching "Nude Toddler Slimnastics!"
ReplyDeletesomehow, i don't think this is what madonna meant when she said vogue - strike a pose.
ReplyDeleteghetto booty.
ReplyDelete"Pinworms? What makes you think I have pinworms, Grandma?"
ReplyDeleteWhere on earth did I leave those pants?
ReplyDeleteAhh, the "Thinking Toddler".
ReplyDeleteAlso? My god! So cute!
Grandma....this bits loose !!
ReplyDeleteCorrect my previous posting to take away the typo: "Captain Buttocks realized his superpowers at an early stage in life."
ReplyDeleteAnd an addition:
"Of course, what superpowers buttocks might have (or Captain Buttocks has) remains unclear at press time. But those were superpowerful buttocks."
Just doin' what comes naturally.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything cuter than a naked little tush? I think not. That's not a caption, just my thoughts...in a thought bubble.
real man practice
ReplyDeleteI can't think of one but that has got to be one of the cutest and funniest pics evah! Yeah, the mommy in me appreciates photos like this!
ReplyDeleteDisdain for women followed naturally from this....
ReplyDeletePink? Hairless? Chubby?
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for the blond hair that could be the spitting image of Beast!
GOATSE
ReplyDeleteWhat, am I too late?