Monday, April 16, 2007

i'm not dead yet

..but i'm working on it.
I am currently battling a riproaring case of plague, something I do on an average of once every three months. Fortunately for me it struck as I was nearing the end of a course of antibiotics so it looks like I may be spared the post-viral bronchial infection. So far. I hope.
At present I am in the final 'cough until you throw up' stage of things.
If this persists I'm going to go buy a package of fudge Oreos tomorrow. If I'm going to be barfing anyway it might as well be cool.

11 comments:

  1. Poor thing; get well soon!

    Barring that, I recommend Veg-All if you want some color, and the obligatory diced carrots in your hork.

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  2. ugh. i was hungry until a few seconds ago. have fun yakking your chocolate chunks!

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  3. hendrix2:57 AM

    Hope you start to feel better -plague can be so dehabilitating!

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  4. fatty:good tip! i guess there's a lot about barf aesthetics i didn't know.
    cb: oreos: the gift that keeps on giving!
    hendrix: i'm running out of room to stack the peasants, me. (too many hours spent with the Holy Grail cd)

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  5. Feel better, FN! And if not, may I recommend a nice mixture of split pea soup, carrots and Pepto Bismol, for that extra-saturated vomit effect!

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  6. Is there any point in gargling with Lysol?

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  7. Awwww... get better soon Firsty but let me get caught up with all the back reading I need to do first... ok?

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  8. oh for goodness sake get a grip - you're a woman aren't you - there's no time for fannying around being plagued (unless it's by fit young men or, come to think, yummy bikers) - have a gargle with neatsfoot oil or lysool and get back to the kitchen sink!

    or

    Hope your feeling better and he's waiting on you hand and foot! xx

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  9. Fudge Oreos? What a tremendous idea. Feel better. I find swigging Benilyn Chesty Coughs from the bottle all day while sat on the sofa in my duvet watching Bill Hicks makes me feel much better. And kind of dizzy.

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  10. Don't forget to add multi coloured candy SPRINKLES!

    You're lucky that you don't have my Doctor..bit of a back door man he is...his prescription is always a Colonic Enema..bloody sadist!

    btw:Is it Bubonic or Vitriolic Plague?

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  11. Hell's teeth! I hope I haven't picked up my cough from blog-hopping!I was blaming airport air conditioning, but...
    (dashes off to rummage for Lysol, Airwick and Vicks...)

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