Monday, December 17, 2007

Helpful and NSFW Hints for the Holidays

1. If you catch on fire, don't put it out with a hairbrush.




2. New boobs are not always the answer.



3. There comes a point when your pathetic cry for attention will guarantee you receive exactly the opposite.



4. See 3.



5. See 2 and 3.


6.Yes, they invented 'Hello Kitty'. They also invented bukakke and hentai.



7. Sometimes it's the toys without batteries that are the most fun.



8. See 7.

19 comments:

  1. First! All bow down to my greatness!

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  2. Champ's greatness is distracting me from the greatness of the post.

    Can't something be done?!

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  3. I feel a bit sorry for the raccoon.

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  4. "Yes, they invented 'Hello Kitty'. They also invented bukakke and hentai."

    You say *also*, but I feel certain that bukakke was a necessary balancing mechanism to deal with the former and the latter.

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  5. Nice to see you celebrating the birthday of Jesus in a way that would have gladdened his heart.

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  6. My mind has been boggled by the sheer plethora of 'double, single and downright obvious entendre' fodder.

    I'll never be able to watch a late night episode of 'Monkey' ever again without blushing to the very roots of my innocent wee soul......

    Hey, who shouted 'Bullshit' from the back there???
    xxxxx

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  7. Ack! BRAAAAIIIN BLEEEEAAAAACH!!!!!!

    Damnit, just when i was starting to believe there was hope for the human race after all...

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  8. That's enough of your relatives thank you very much.

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  9. Another great set of pictures there. I need some brain bleach though... anyone got any.

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  10. Nothing a good apocalyptic event can't fix.

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  11. There he goes again...wcsn, get ready to receive 6 million Quebecois as your next door neighbours.

    FN you have outdone yourself and surpassed my highest expectations for comedic relief as well as violated nearly every section of the 'Net'iquette Guide Book.

    Who are these people and why do they have access to photographic equipment?

    The bitch-tits guy almost turned me into a Leg-Man...almost. Eeeewwww. GAWD! WHY?!
    This will require more than a casual perusal of my Monica Bellucci files...Mmmm
    that's better.

    OK seriously, why the hell does Japanese Entertainment always look so f*cking retarded?

    Gee whillikers those old, manual, go-button beaters harken us back to simpler times when it was sufficient for a housewife to satify herself with 4 maybe 5 orgasms before she finished cleaning the house and had a nutritious snack ready when the kids came home from school and a pipe, paper and slippers ready for your loving, hard-working, husband before you all sit down to enjoy the nourishing supper and watch your show of shows on the new TV.
    ((sigh))

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  12. EVERYONE:
    GEEZE. WHAT'S THE ISSUE? it's like theres something wrong about the special love that can blossom between a man and a toy raccoon.

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  13. It's only a matter of time FN...

    First we let the Catholics in, then the Mormons, then the discount store shoppers, then the atheists, then the gypsise, then the gays, then the racoons, and then the (shudder) Canadians.

    It's happened all throughout history.

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  14. I am a black belt in Bukakke.

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  15. um, wait... what happened? i think i blacked there for a minute... wtf? were you talking bout...

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  16. Oh god - wet dungaree racoon lover baby man should be made to lick the pavement. Bah dah dah dah dee dee dee (I'm just trying to think of something else and get his manky look out of my head). No. It's not working.

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  17. I would just like to say that for some reason I totally forgot to check out your blog while at work yesterday. I can't think that I have paid up my Karma tokens on that one. Although I am somewhat amazed and amused at your ability to entertain me, I am very happy I was forgetful that day and in the future will wait to check out your blog at home as my boss is incredibly anal about somethings. No sense of humor what so ever.

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  18. You have warped my fragile little mind...

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  19. i see you've been visiting redneck country again. oh, and is it normal for that chick's aureolas to be that freakin' big?

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