He is not only a good man and a smart one, he is just as wild as his mother was/is. He is a family man, he is handsome, and he knows his USDA zone. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a happy ending not even Frank Capra would have touched. it is BEYOND HAPPY. he is AMAZING.
he looks like me.
I promise i'll post up-or try to-whatever pictures i get permission to post. and that there'll be a better description of the proceedings (mostly us bragging about the quality of our soil and talking about our mispent yoooths.) I gotta go. I love you all, my darlings. You are wonderful, twisted people, and being acquainted with you has made my life better (and substantially weirder).
Now go party amongst yourselves! Bring on the federally controlled substances and go take over a small rural town! ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!
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Does he have a book of Latin botanical names?
ReplyDeleteAnd birds?
Quick quiz... see if there's a glimmer of recognition in his eyes if you say "Turdus migratorius" or if he looks away confused.
I'm drinking to you!
delighted for you. really. gots to love a happy ending.
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I like a happy ending but I loves an ending that is indescribably happy.
ReplyDeleteDoing the happy dance for you. Pleased it all went so well.
ReplyDeleteSo pleased and happy for you and if truth be told a bit moist-eyed as I am a right old softie. Am going to have a glass of wine now and toast The Firstness's x
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm just catching up, but what great news all around. A wedding! A well adjusted birth son! More grand kids!
ReplyDeleteYay all around. Also, your daughter is adorable. Although I will say,with all your "Stainless Steel Amazon" naming I would have expected taller. Or maybe the new Hubsband is just that tall? Either way, such sweet pictures! And I love her dress. Love.
happy dance happy dance happy dance and drinking and happy dancing and drinking and throwing volauvents at people because pastry.. yeuch!
ReplyDeleteI guess that went well then.
ReplyDeleteCool.
This is so good I may just take up pole dancin
ReplyDelete***gyrates and thrusts a bit****
How fantastic is that?
ReplyDeleteIt's A Wonderful Life!
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ReplyDelete*pounds a beer and shoots gun into the air* yee muthafuckin haw!!!
ReplyDeletei bet you even tried to pinch his cheeks... didn't ya.
i'll try to speel better next time.
Fantabulous! What an outcome! Ain't life just fuckin' awesome?
ReplyDelete*does happy dance*
I have no doubt that I had some influence here. I am adjusting my tiara.....I am so happy for you. Way to go and stuff like that .
ReplyDeleteA toast to you dear girl -- and to your son!! With two myself -- I must confess, male energy is amazing and you get to to be Queen -- no questions asked.
ReplyDeleteBRAVO!!
i am so happy for you FN...i was sending all of the positive energy i could muster your way...i can't speak about giving a child up...but know several women who are close to me who have and i consider it such an unselfish act...good things come (and come back) to good people...but you know this already don't you...
ReplyDeleteFantastic news! Not a dry eye in the house!
ReplyDeleteA glass being raised to you and yours down on the farm.
Beastly pole dancing eh? I'd better get my camera phone out.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure how I feel about being called "adorable" by someone I easily could have attended high school with...And amazon is for the attitude, which is that of a much taller bitch.
ReplyDeleteokay, i've finished taking over a small rural town. they have crowned me their queen and worship at my feet. now what?
ReplyDeleteOh I am sitting here a bit misteyed myself. Not to worry - my co-workers will just think it's further proof of my job dissatisfaction. Been a while, but I'm catching up on some amazing news. Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteMazal tov on the "birth" of your son and of course on the beautiful SSA's wedding! All good things - may the continue.
Right, okay, Bloglines got ahead of me for awhile there, and now I show up and see that I missed some pretty fucking significant events. Damn.
ReplyDeleteAlso, many congratulations.
Also, I just read your last 17 entries in a row and I think I got whiplash. Whew!
Just checking in to make sure no zombies have whisked you away to their zombie lair.
ReplyDeleteYou know how they are.
Hope you're well and enjoying the frozen tundra. Are you as cold as I am? br br br br.
Fantastic Ms FN - I am still speechless...
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