Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Oh Caillou, We Hardly Knew Ye...CAN YOU SEE IT NOW???


The cattle were uneasy,
filled with strange foreboding....

Round the frog-haunted mere they gathered and chewed the cud of despair; scarcely daring to imagine a Gadarenian fate for their beloved porcine pal. Sus scrofula though he may be yet beloved by all; any skating fly or amphibial dawn-thigh'd nymph would scarcely blench to raise him on high ere the wavelets covered o'er his watery bier.




From high up on his throne atop Mt. Olympus, the Baby Jesus heard their piteous lamentations.Quick as a wink he changed into his secret aerodynamic identity The Holy Infant of Prague and whooshed down to lend his assistance!


The tale he heard was one of comrades torn asunder by Fates cruel Caprice.





The search was on!
The Holy Infant of Prague took to the skies!



He cast his keen-eyed infant gaze across the rural squalor below.


And, though he scarcely dared entertain the notion, a vague yet dark suspicion began to take shape unbidden...

17 comments:

  1. I can't see the pics right now!!

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  2. Baby Jesus levitating is an awesome sight....you go boy!

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  3. That second to last pic...

    It's Larry, Darryl and Darryl from the Newhart Show.

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  4. That last guy has just seen the Lair of the Separatist Lesbians and doesn't know whether to be scared, worried, or turned on. In other words, he's having a moment of existential dread...

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  5. wait, what happened?

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  6. Mr. the Dog: try another browser. barring that, i dunno. blogger has been up to it's old crap lately.

    gale: he is a rockin little baby!

    mj: maybe their fathers Cletus, Bucyrus and Bucyrus.

    noshit: more like existential puckerage...thats poor ol 'Whistlin' Ned Beatty praying for 'deliverance'.
    OH HA! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HA HA! IS LAUGHING ME SO HARDLY!

    voices: we're still looking for Pink's piggie. yeah, play dumb. you, my friend, just moved up to the top of the suspects list.

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  7. Are those three guys rednecks or Hasidim?

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  8. Is this one of those 'to be continued' thingies?

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  9. Blogger has decided that these pictures are too funny for my concumption. In their place is a newsreel of Huckabee admitting that he doesn't believe in Evolution.

    I'll try pressing refresh...again!

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  10. Nope. Nada.
    and yes consumption has an s...
    *presses refresh...

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  11. I cant see the marvellousness of the pics at the mo , so I am revelling in your honeyed prose and bursting with overjoyedness at the return of the Baby Jesus of Bucharest.
    No Shit I too have witnessed the Lair of the Seperatist Lezbo's and lived to tell the tale , altho I have been struck down with a crippling back ailment....I suspect voodoo

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  12. you are such a weird lady. how the hell did i turn out so marvelous and normal and sane...?

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  13. all right!!! im on top!!! lets see, which one of these people "below" me will i choose first.... hmmm...

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  14. HA! The last three must be really really really egregious but I can see the others..
    especially the tongue on that 'Gene Simmonstal' Oyoyoyoy..
    where's the salt at baby?

    Whatever you ingested before writing this, please send me a case.

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  15. I can now see the pics down to the caprice
    ****WAILS***
    I STILL CANT SEE THE LEVITATING BABY JESUS

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  16. alas, i can't see the pictures either. i'll try again later.

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  17. HAHAHAHA!
    Today I can see the Holy Infant (I'd fire that Stork) and the three Republican SUPER Delegates from Texas.
    That is Frickin' Awesome!

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